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This place is so noisy that a group of crows croak. If the wind blows in his year, you cry and I laugh. what's the meaning
Section 1 1: Epang Palace (3)
When Lu Boyan looked at Zhou Gongjin angrily, the man smiled and rolled under the table. The dancer is still touching the box, wondering why she can't find the money. See the eyes, Lu Boyan stood up, but silent.
After a long few seconds, the hall became more and more quiet. People looked at the young officer who stood up but didn't speak strangely. Other people's poems are written in advance. How can you stand up and think now?
In no hurry, I didn't look at the expressions of Fu and other etiquette personnel. I thought for a long time and came up with a sentence.
"This place is really lively."
Everyone is stupid.
Then the second sentence came out: "A group of crows croaked."
"good!" In the silence, I don't know which one is booing. Then, under the knife's eyes, I hid in my robe.
The waiter is busy turning off the speaker in the hall.
But Lu Boyan's third sentence can be heard clearly in the silent hall without speakers.
"If there is wind in the coming year."
Fu Kong Liang's face is as green as a censer.
"You cry and I laugh."
Lu Boyan recited a poem and turned to go. Leaving a statue-like crowd.
Zhou Gongjin gulped it down with a smile. Also stood up and chased Lu Boyan.
The hall is still immersed in a dead silence. The great Sima Kongliang stood up slowly and began to applaud.
After Kong Liang knocked five times alone, the teacher Liang Yong suddenly understood something and began to applaud.
Then all the senior officials attending the meeting began to follow.
Lu Boyan Zhou Gongjin has walked to the door of Epang Palace, and he can still hear the applause and cheers inside.
Zhou Gongjin, a little drunk, smiled and pointed to Lu Boyan and said, "Boy! I officially declare you finished! Your life will never take a step forward, and your position as an instructor will come to an end, so the little girls who secretly love you are waiting to send you away with tears. A generation of wizards just committed suicide! It's a pity. "
Lu Boyan didn't speak, just looked at him quietly.
Zhou Gongjin also smiled and looked serious.
"But I have to say ... you are great! I used to think that Zhou Gongjin was better than you in everything except playing chess. Now ... I have to admit, maybe you will never be Admiral of the fleet, but ... you said something I dare not say. "
He patted Lu Boyan on the shoulder. "I will always be your brother."
Lu Boyan grabbed his wrist and said with a smile, "Don't be so emotional. Brother didn't say it with his mouth! If it is a brother, accompany me to drink for one night. "
"good! Put the chess on again, I don't believe I can't beat you! "
Lu Boyan's poems are famous all over the world and widely circulated in the world. The poem was quickly put on Xian Di's desk.
"Well, if you look at the first two sentences, you will think that this is children's babbling ... but I didn't expect it to be a wonderful speech after the pit was filled ... it's good ..." Liu Xie sighed. "Huh? Wait a minute ... is he cursing me? "
Kong Liang, the fu, is still the kind of expression that can't see the joy and anger: "Your Majesty doesn't need to figure out the meaning of this poem, but now that this poem has spread all over the world, I'm afraid someone will make trouble by it."
"Ai Qing means to arrest this person?"
"Of course not, that's just a cynical teenager. If you catch him, you will make the whole world think that your majesty is extravagant. "
Liu Xie thought, I'm so stupid. It's obviously you who are scolded, but you dare not arrest him. How can it become my excessive behavior?
"What does Ai Qing think?"
"I have seen many such people, feel incompetent, so cynical, but as long as you give him a small official, he will see the hope of climbing, and he will not be any different from others. By that time, the poems he writes again will naturally sing praises like others. The world waited for his poems, only to find that he had forgotten everyone, so he became a joke and forgot his poems. "
"That's right, then you can arrange it."
At this time, there is still one year, one month and sixteen days before the war broke out.
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