Short and funny comments in the circle of friends

Short and funny comments in the circle of friends

Short and funny comments in the circle of friends. More and more people like to set up personalized comments online. Some people like to post some funny personalities in the circle of friends. Talk and express your status! Follow me below to take a look at the short and funny comments in the circle of friends. Choose one and send it to the people you care about!

Short and funny stories in the circle of friends 1

1. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

2. Some people say I am ugly and I laugh. You have never seen my friends.

3. Life is not only about the present, but also countless homework.

4. Toss a coin, go to the Internet if it’s heads, go to bed if it’s tails, and go to class if it’s up.

5. Don’t make excuses for yourself in everything, and don’t blame the lack of gravity for constipation.

6. It rained today. I am really worried that I will be so cute that I will sprout.

7. The really scary thing is not playing the piano to the cow, but the cow playing the piano to you all the time.

8. You have to digest many things by yourself, so the older you get, the fatter you become.

9. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am fair, thin, or beautiful.

10. It’s not me who stays up late, it’s the night that needs my bright star.

11. Youth is running wildly and then falling gorgeously.

12. All beauties look the same, but dinosaurs are all ugly in their own way.

13. Those who can’t unscrew bottle caps are all married, while those who can unscrew them are still doing it by themselves.

14. Still lying in bed without falling asleep is not called insomnia, it is called staying up late.

15. My latest wish is: to sleep with my eyes closed and to see you when I open my eyes.

16. I look too fat, but actually I have been swollen by life.

17. Why did you give up treatment? The Wi-Fi in the hospital is terrible.

18. I don’t want to hit the wall anymore, I want to hit my husband’s chest.

19. I am getting old and can no longer be sexy. Now my understanding of fashion is: keeping warm is the main thing.

20. You will definitely lose if you play hide-and-seek with me, because you are in my heart.

21. You are short for life, but I am fat only temporarily.

22. You have quite a personality, but you are not tall and have such a bad personality.

23. I want to be the woman in your heart.

24. Eason Chan only taught me how to sing for ten years, but he didn’t teach me how to walk for ten years.

25. I got married because I liked it, but later I got divorced because I chose it wrongly.

26. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

27. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for the rest of his life.

28. I think back then, I was also a pure child, but I was led astray by people like you.

29. In the last few days of winter vacation, almost every house is brightly lit.

30. I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly I became fat after eating it one bite at a time.

31. Feelings are always a double-edged sword, which can hurt others as well as yourself.

32. There is so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think about me?

33. In ancient times, the nine-tailed fox had nine lives, and they died in different ways: language, politics, history, geography.

34. When I say I can’t afford to be hurt, that’s the day your house will be burned down.

35. I never bully the weak. Before I bullied him, I didn’t know he was weaker than me.

36. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

37. It’s great to meet the most vulgar of you at the best time.

38. You are not the best, but having you is better than anything else.

39. Just think of me when you have nothing to do. It’s not a crime to think about me anyway.

40. The people I like are all on the hard drive.

41. The most contradictory thing is that I live the life of Zhu Bajie, but I want the body of Sun Wukong.

42. Even if you are jealous, you must pretend to be jealous and don’t let others look down upon you!

43. Knowing that this is a world based on appearance, I used the money from schooling to have plastic surgery.

44. Your smile is always in my mind and makes me unforgettable.

45. Special people never say they are special, such as me.

46. Think of me for one hundred seconds and you can summon the dragon.

47. The mission of the alarm clock: wake me up; the cause of death of the alarm clock: wake me up.

48. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my appearance.

49. Others say I am fat, but in fact I am just not obviously thin.

50. I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

51. I am such a carefree person. As soon as the summer vacation left, I started thinking about the winter vacation.

52. You guys should go home early these two days. There have been a lot of pig thefts recently, and I’m afraid something will happen to you.

53. I want to plant strawberries all over your neck and declare to the whole world that you are mine.

54. When a mouse laughs at a cat, there must be a hole next to it.

55. There is no need to leave me here, I have my own place to stay. I don't leave my grandfather everywhere, I go home and do housework.

56. Look at your naturally gaudy looks. You are really a good candidate for the stage!

57. If you are a flower, then the cow will no longer poop from now on.

58. The best friend is always the wallet. When it loses weight, we feel extremely distressed.

59. The perfect boyfriend: does not smoke, does not drink, does not cheat, does not exist.

60. If you dare to marry, I will marry you.

61. Before marriage, get closer; after marriage, stay away.

62. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time? Short and funny stories in the circle of friends 2

1. That’s how I am, I don’t cry or make trouble, I would rather be a child than bear too much

2. In fact, I always laugh People really need pain

3. I am not tall, thin, beautiful, beautiful, fashionable or gentle.

4. If heaven is too crowded, we will go to hell together.

5. When I look at others, I see so clearly, but when I look at myself, it’s so vague...

6. It’s not that I don’t understand some things, but what can I do if I understand

7. I would rather run and be knocked down countless times than walk in a disciplined manner for the rest of my life //

8. Everyday life is repetitive, either in front of the computer or sleeping〃

9. There is no place to replace home, and no one can replace mom and dad.

10. China’s problem of patriarchal preference for boys that has not been solved for thousands of years has been solved by real estate.

11. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. .

12. A little alienation is a sign before leaving

13. Sorry, I am realistic. I care more about the present than memories.

14. When you realize that a diamond is more valuable than a glass bead, you have sadly grown up.

15. Slowly, as I grow up, I feel more silent. I know more, but I am no longer happy.

16. Every woman wants to have a man who can love her

17. I don’t understand how natural it is to let nature take its course, but I know how realistic the reality is

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18. Sometimes it’s really hard to be a human being. You obviously don’t want to be like this, but the reality can only be like this.

19. My future is very simple, as long as the sunshine and you are here.

20. You will never meet the second me again, just like I will never meet again. The second one is the same as you.

21. Having someone who understands you is the greatest happiness in life

22. In everyone’s life, there is an unforgettable and unforgettable period

23. I am just an ordinary woman, not fancy or coquettish, but unique.

24. My name is Chuhe, and you are my long-lost Dangwu

25. Please bring me a man, with a knife and fork (QQ personalized signature)

26. When you have a cold, look up at the sky, so that you can enjoy the scenery and prevent your nose from leaving...

27. The best love letter a man can give to a woman is a marriage certificate.

28. When we were playing cards last night, my buddy said: Turn on your Bluetooth and send me a message.

29. Time can dilute everything, but it can also prove everything.

30. If fate is not over, people will eventually come back.

31. In this empty embrace, I have everything but no heart.

32. The saddest word in the world is if

33. Is there someone you have said you want to give up countless times, but you are always reluctant to let go

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35. That’s just me, I can’t please everyone.

36. Although the smile of happiness is simple, the smile of difficulty is not simple.

37. When you die, my story ends, but when I die, your story is still long.

38. In the end, you still can’t figure out the confusing human heart

39. In the face of money, love is great, but in the face of huge money, love can be exchanged.

40. In other words, I am not a woman who can leave home and venture into the world.

41. There is a lot of helplessness involved in letting nature take its course.

42. If you learn to be alone, you will not feel lonely.

43. Compare this Whichever of the two fishes is more handsome will be the winner tomorrow.

44. I haven’t seen the finale since I was a child.

45. The most stubborn one.

46. Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain and hold you

47. I would rather die standing than kneeling.

48. Time has passed and nothing can go back to the past.

49. The most painful thing in life is having a dream one night and forgetting it when you wake up the next day.