Popular science jokes (urgently needed)

A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. He counted to 100 and opened his eyes. He saw everyone hiding, but Newton was still standing there.

Einstein walked over and said, "Newton, I got you."

Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton."

Einstein: "You are not Newton. Who are you? "

Newton: "What do you see under my feet?"

Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile one meter long and one meter wide, puzzled.

Newton: "This is a square meter under my feet, and I stand on it, which is Newton/square meter, so you don't catch Newton, you catch Pascal."

The inertia physics teacher is talking about inertia, and the next student is talking nonsense. The teacher glared at him, but he remained the same. The teacher finally couldn't help it and asked the students: What did I say just now? Student: Inertia. Teacher: Please give me an example. Student: Well ... I was talking on my desk just now, but I still couldn't stop at once. This is inertia.

Pressure (original) Xiaoming's physics class teacher is Chen, who is relatively fat. The vice principal is Li, who is thinner. One day, Xiao Ming was having a physics class, and the head teacher asked him: Give an example to explain the reason for the great pressure? Xiaoming: Teacher Chen is under great pressure in class, while Miss Li is under little pressure.

Wait a minute (repost) A man asked God, "Great God, what does a thousand years mean in your eyes?" God replied, "It only means one minute." "Almighty God, what does ten thousand gold coins mean in your eyes?" "It just means a penny." "Merciful God, please give me a penny!" "Well, poor man, please wait!"

Teacher: "when it thunders, lightning and thunder are emitted at the same time." Why do we see lightning first and then hear thunder? " Student: "Because the eyes are in front of the ears."

The Age of Fossils A tour guide showed a tour group around the museum and said, "The fossils in this glass box are two million years old." A man asked enviously, "How can you determine the date so accurately?" "It's very simple," replied the guide. "I have worked here for nine years. When I first came, it had a history of 20 thousand years. "