500 words of humorous jokes and short stories

No question~~ (I did it myself, my dad told me) There used to be a pair of brothers, and their father died of illness. When their father left, he left a cow for his brother and a dog for his brother. But what's strange is that the cow is lazy and doesn't plow the field, but the dog plows an acre of land in no time. When the elder brother saw it, he became angry and asked the younger brother to give him the dog and the cow~~ However, the older brother could not plow enough, so he barked at him, but instead bit him. In desperation, the elder brother beat the dog to death. The younger brother thought the dog was cute and couldn't bear to roast it, so he had to bury it under the bamboo head. The next year during the Tomb Sweeping Day, my younger brother came to worship the dog. He shook the bamboo. Unexpectedly, a lot of gold and silver fell from the tree. When the elder brother found out, he also shook it. Unexpectedly, what came out was dog excrement. The elder brother became angry and burned the bamboo into ashes. The younger brother was very sad and poured the bamboo ash as fertilizer on the pumpkins he planted. One month later, the pumpkin grew bigger and bigger, and the younger brother was very happy. In the summer, he used a knife to dig a large slanted hole to enjoy the coolness while drinking raw pumpkin juice. In the winter, he dug a small hole to keep warm inside. . My brother also wanted to play in it, but unexpectedly, he didn’t even go home at night. Who knew, that night a thief came to steal a pumpkin, and he actually stole the pumpkin that the brother was playing with. When the pumpkin was shaken, the brother also shook it. The brother immediately shouted: The thief stole the pumpkin~~~~ The thief didn't know that someone was in the pumpkin, so he was so frightened that he threw the pumpkin into the river. "Gulu Gulu" died!