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Can Kim Jong Il contribute to the North Korean team's record?

Well, if you don't play well, go back and be punished.

Look at this joke: Kim Jong Il and Russian President Vladimir Putin meet in Moscow. During the break, they were bored, so they began to be more loyal than their bodyguards. Putin comes first. He called the bodyguard in, pushed open the window (outside the 20th floor) and said, "Ivan, jump down from here!" " "Ivan cried and said," how could you do this, Mr. President? I have a wife and children. " Putin was moved, said in tears that he was wrong, told Ivan to go, and then it was Kim Jong Il's turn. He also called his bodyguard Li Mingwan loudly. "Li Mingwan, jump down from here! Without further ado, "Li Mingwan was about to jump. Putin hugged him and said, "Are you crazy? You will die if you jump! " Li Mingwan struggled to jump up and said, "Let me go, asshole, I have a wife and children. "