Humorous, witty and connotative cold jokes.

1. When people are sad, no matter how happy they are, they can't stop crying.

You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did it. You found someone to wait with you.

Boredom is how a person feels about the plate after eating the food on it.

A person has only one heart, but two atria. One lives in happiness, and the other lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness nearby.

5. If you can't get something, you should either fight for it or accept it frankly. I can't eat grapes to cover up my incompetence.

6. If I hold it in my left hand,

Seven apples in the right hand.

Eight apples, then it can be concluded that I have a pair of big hands.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

8. I don't want to be strong inside. If life is smooth sailing, nobody wants to be strong inside.

9. I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around my world and come in and out casually, as if I don't want to face it. 10. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, but it only takes a bottle of wine to change a human back into a monkey. 1 1. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't say so many things you like to hear.

12. The strangest thing in the world is that my mother took my father's salary card, but told me to be smart and not to give it to my future wife.

13. You don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

14. Everyone is primitive at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

15. Some people say that love is a debt I owed in my last life. If you want to pay back in this life, you must be vulgar in the last life, so there is no debt to pay back in this life!

16. I am not a prince. Why do girls always feel that they are going to become a princess when they meet me!

17. The most contradictory place between lovers is to fantasize about each other's future while thinking about each other's past.

18. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

19. The older generation need not worry at all. The younger generation will fall down on the road you walked, because they all ran the other way.

20. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

2 1. The least fun game is that when it's your turn to play, you change the rules of the game, which often happens in life.

22. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It is inconvenient to move, but you will get a lot of warmth.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all knelt on the ground and held each other's thighs so that he couldn't move.

25. Double

On the eleventh day, my girlfriend was very obedient. She went to bed early after dinner, but she didn't wake up and didn't respond to the phone call. I'm afraid she took too many sleeping pills.

26. The farthest distance in the world, 0.0 is 0, trees are 0 and 0, and trees are 0, from 0 to 0,00. But you can't hold hands and hug in the wind.

27. No matter how luxurious the wedding is, it doesn't mean that the marriage will be happy. Whether two people live together for a lifetime has nothing to do with how many seats are taken at the banquet and how expensive the jewelry is.

28. If you leave first, don't blame me and ignore you. I am a passer-by who you forgot as soon as you turned around. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth? Is it silly and naive?

29. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without a spark.

30. A plastic surgery hospital keeps sending me advertising messages. Is it true that big data knows who is ugly now?