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What are the typical local love stories?

Very routine soil sweet nothings are:

1, "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

2. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

3. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

4. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

5. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

6. "I don't want to gamble anymore." "Losing badly?" "No, I just want to see your face."

7. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me. "

8. "Do you smell it? Something seems to be burnt ... ""Oh,no. " "That's my heart burning for you."

9. My hand was scratched. If you scratch it, we're a couple.

10, "I'm so sleepy recently." "Didn't you have a good rest?" "No, I'm sleepy for love. I'm sleepy for you."

1 1, "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

12, "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise how always idle miss you ~!

13, "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for a lifetime!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

14, "There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? "Is there?

15, "Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heart? "

16, "I don't know what to drink in winter. Care about you. "

17, "I like Yili Qiaole very much. Do you know why? Just because I like you is meaningless. "

18, "This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby."

19, "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."

20. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"