Give high marks a reward, tell a few jokes and make me laugh!

I don't know whether the light bulbs in China are the same as those in England.

In Britain, there is a warning on the wrapping paper of light bulbs-don't put that thing in your mouth.

It means don't put the light bulb at the entrance.

He is XXXX's ... and then someone will put this thing into the import? British people are idiots. ...

I tell you, nothing is absolute!

One day, I was watching TV with an Indian friend at home, and I talked to him about it. He told me that their primary school textbooks also said that because the light bulb would get stuck after being imported, it could not be taken out under any circumstances. He's pretty sure that's what the book says. ...

But I doubt it. I think the surface of the light bulb is very slippery. If it can be imported, it proves that the mouth is big enough to let it in and out. Theoretically, it can also be taken out.

But this Indian idiot said in the book ... and it must be correct. ...

I am annoyed at his ungrateful attitude. I said he was stupid, he said I couldn't speak English and didn't read books ... so we quarreled. ...

I went home in a rage, picked up an ordinary light bulb and lay in bed thinking. I always thought I was right. Thinking of this Indian friend's ignorance, I am also in the spirit of a scientist-making bold assumptions and carefully verifying.

I decided to prove it. Look at that. Of course, I also took safety measures ... and bought a bottle of vegetable oil to go home. If it gets stuck, drain the oil. I can't believe it won't slide out!

Everything is ready, put the light bulb in your mouth without saying anything. ...

You don't need 1 sec to slide in, but it's very simple ... so it's no problem to take it out.

I wish this Indian idiot a look at the wisdom and courage of my people in China!

Unlike you, a bookworm ... who would have thought that China would beat the Indians ... and smiled from the bottom of his heart ... haha!

So I easily unplugged the light bulb ... OK! I will put more effort into it. .........

Ok ~ ~ I'll open my mouth a little wider .........

No, I'll open my mouth as wide as possible and push harder (be careful not to break the light).

..........., damn it! ... really stuck in it ... fortunately, there is vegetable oil. .........

(30 minutes later)

I poured 3/4 bottles of oil and half of it into my stomach, but the light bulb still didn't move. ...

At this time, I had to call the police for help. .......................

Just in the middle of my reading, I remembered that there was a light bulb in my mouth ... how do you say it?

Now I have to ask my neighbor for help. I wrote a note to find the old woman next door.

As soon as she saw me, she shouted for help ... I immediately showed her my notes-

Please call a taxi for me and tell the driver to take me to the hospital.

Please call a taxi for me and tell the driver to take me to the hospital. )

She watched it for about 1.75 minutes and then laughed loudly. ...

If I could talk, I would fuck her. )

15 minutes later, the taxi came.

The driver smiled when he saw me.

Keep asking me why I did it in the taxi ... (... he was having sex ... how should I answer him? )

I always said my mouth was too small. If it was his mouth, there would be no problem ... I saw that his mouth was really big. ...

But I really want to tell him, don't try anyway ... unfortunately, I can't open my mouth!

I looked at his rearview mirror. There seems to be a goldfish in my mouth. ...

In the hospital, I was scolded by the nurses for more than ten minutes, saying that I wasted their time.

You want me to form a long line. ...

I stayed in the crowd for 2.5 hours ... 2.5 hours. ...

Those people who were in great pain seemed to have no pain when they saw me ... everyone secretly laughed. ...

I feel that I still have some role. ...

The doctor put cotton flowers on both sides of my mouth, and then broke the light bulb ... and took it out one by one. ...

My mouth is swollen ... finally, he told me not to try again and tell others about my experience. ...

I told him I wouldn't.

When I left the hospital, I was thinking that there must be no stupid creature like me on this earth. ...

When I opened the door, a man came face to face. That was a taxi driver. ...

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He has a light bulb in his mouth.