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Attend a friend's funeral joke

You said that your father can eat more than a catty of rice in one meal. Then we can infer that your father must have eaten a lot of food and drank a lot of wine that night for entertainment. You said that when you found your father, there was vomit on his pillow, which means he was drunk. You said that your father usually drinks a lot and can eat so much. A good drinker will vomit, which means that the wine he drank that night was far beyond his tolerance. And what you said, let me take a closer look. Father's mouth was half open and his face was ugly. I quickly explored his stomach, which swelled like a drum and stopped breathing! The function of human stomach is very strange. Excessive flatulence in the stomach will produce carbon dioxide, and sometimes these carbon dioxide will overflow through farting or burping. If it is not ruled out, too much accumulation will lead to death.

As for your saying that your father has a purple spot on his navel that is one and a half palms big, I suggest you ask the forensic doctor. Although you can't solve the problem, the surface of the deceased can also present a lot of evidence. As long as it can prove that your father's death is abnormal, prima facie evidence is enough. However, if the forensic doctor proves that the purple spot on the palm of your hand was caused by the deceased drinking too much before his death, or accidentally bumped into it before his death, you should ask a professional forensic doctor.

By the way, one more thing, you said that your father's blood pressure is not good, but it is well controlled. I want to say that if a person with poor blood pressure drinks more than he can bear, his blood pressure will rise sharply. ...

Finally, I can only say that I am sorry for your loss.