Less than twenty jokes or bad things happened because of a typo.

Taro chicken is a famous dish in Chongqing. It is said that the inventor applied for a patent in Shuangbei, Chongqing. Many restaurants sell this dish now. One day, in order to entertain foreign businessmen, Wang Erhu invited him to eat taro chicken. Wang Erhu saw a big bowl of taro chicken on the table and wanted to pull out a piece of taro and put it in his mouth. He thought it was greasy and delicious, but he didn't chew it, so he called his boss and said, "How can you make up the number?" The boss said: I don't brag, and I'm not blowing sheng. I specialize in taro chicken. The advantage of my taro chicken is that it is "rotten" and quite "harmonious"! I didn't make up numbers, sir. Did you use the wrong idiom? Itching disease A man got a disease, which was unbearable and helpless, so he went to see a doctor. The doctor asked him what was wrong, but he was embarrassed to say it, so he scratched his hand for people to see. After the doctor checked, he wrote on the prescription: itchy! When the patient saw it, he quickly begged, doctor, I'm not coquettish, just itchy! The Chinese teacher asked a student to explain the idiom "popular". The student said: stew is like we Chongqing people eating hot pot, mixing meat and vegetables to cook. Roast, the word is very vivid, and it is our favorite "barbecue". Because it is delicious, it is called "Volkswagen"! The teacher said, Are you mistaken? Read it again and look it up in the idiom dictionary. ≠ stew 1. Jelja's Mysterious Jelja Ye Li Jelja-Tong Ange: Wild Donkey, Wild Donkey, Wild Donkey, Wild Donkey Question: Why do you sing with God's wild donkey? 2. Original: Longlong, you keep your eyes open forever and ever-Wang Leehom Replica: Longlong, you are still two years away from it forever and ever. Question: Who will stay away from the dragon for two years? 3. The original version: Travelers between heaven and earth rise and fall in a hurry-Sally Yeh's copy: The world is long, and the pot shell is fried again and again. Question: How can you cook smartly? 4. Original: Five Thousand Years of Storm-Andy Lau: Storm in Jacklyn Wu: Are they having an affair? 5. Original: If I think of my mother every night, tears for you-Lu Replica: Grandpa thinks of my mother's flowers, tears for you, flowers on the roadside. Question: Why does poor grandpa want to cry when he thinks of the flowers on his mother's roadside? 6. Original version: inexplicable words, inexplicable words-Jolin Tsai replica: unexplained pregnancy unexplained pregnancy: a true portrayal of modern young people? 7. Original: Falling in love with someone is easy to lose your mind-You Hongming Edition: Falling in love with someone is easy to lose your body. Question: is this ... is this ... is this too easy? _8. Original: She looks like a fairy. She is so beautiful. -Jordan chan: She's like an antenna. She is so beautiful. Question: What is the aesthetic vision of being as beautiful as an antenna? 9. Original:-Today, a person is still single, begging for happiness-pirated: living alone or asking for a Fu surname when he is single. Question: Is the owner surnamed Fu? Go in and feel her residual temperature? 10-. Original: I'm not Huang Rong, I can't do martial arts-Rollin Wang Copywriting: I'm not a locust, I can't be a centipede. Question: horror ... is it filming?