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Just three days after their wedding, the bride was about to kick her mother-in-law out. The groom thought she was unfilial to his widowed mother, so he filed for divorce. The bride said: "I want a divorce after three days of marriage. It's not that cheap - I don't agree." The groom said: "You are not filial to your mother-in-law, so I must divorce you No!"

The bride said: "No! You want me to agree to divorce unless you comply with my three conditions."

The groom said: " You put forward the conditions! As long as you can do it, I'm totally dependent on you."

The bride said, "First, the wedding house belongs to me."

"Okay! Full of agreement.

?"Second, the furniture in the house belongs to me."

?"Okay!" The groom also agreed.

?"The third condition is that you must not leave home after divorce. You must give me your monthly salary.

You must live at home at night. You don't want to give me anything else. Why? "How?" "Ah!" the groom suddenly said, "shouldn't we just kick my mother out?"