Give me a funny drama reflecting the life of college students! About eight or nine people!

There were eight beds around, with two tables in the middle. There was garbage on the ground, one classmate snored, and another classmate talked in his sleep. The beach turned over and fell down directly, and then he woke up. )

Seaside: (Sleepy, rubbing his eyes and seeing the cow light) It's too strong to get up so early today. Today is 2008 1 month 1 day-New Year's Day. There is only one New Year's Day every year. You don't sleep early in the morning but work. Aren't you wasting time? (After that, climb into bed, put the quilt over your head, and then go to sleep.)

Niu Guang: (broom stops) I do morning exercises 366 days a year, and I'm really not used to it. If you can't say it, you can't do it The key is that you don't listen to the morning bell. You wake me up and I can't sleep. I can't help it ~ ~ (lower my head and continue sweeping the floor)

Yongming: (holding a coat to wear) Hey ~ ~ There are still a few days before the exam. Everyone studies late every night and has no classes recently. Who won't stay in bed for a while? (Say that finish, put your coat on your head)

Hangke: (Leaning on the bed, putting down the book) Didn't we agree to go to town today last night? Just relax。 Just relax。

Seaside: (suddenly sitting up) Hey ~ ~ It takes two hours to get to the city by car, but the thought of Babiciu. . . Even if I am exhausted by the bus, I don't want to be hanged (sniffing in the air). Ah-it smells good.

Niu Guang: (Holding Ding's face in one hand and a broom in the other) Boy, eat, eat, and you'll know how to eat all the time. hahahaha ...

Seaside: Hey, (sighs) money is tight.

Yongming: Cough! Money is not the problem, the problem is no money ~ ~

Haibin: Yes, how to solve the funds? You won't sell blood, will you, Hangke, you landlord? Let some blood flow.

Aviation: What! The landlord has no surplus grain. (Looking at the classmates around strangely) We are poor and there are people who are not poor. (Nu Nu Zui, Chao Dongbao's bed) Didn't Dongbao just get a scholarship? Let him put it on first.

Everyone: (excited, agreed) Oh, hehe!

The seaside: (hesitates) Forget it. He didn't even bother to wash his socks. When he goes out in the sun, he should wash them clean. The ATM is far from the school gate. Will he go?

Niu Guang: (thinking for a moment) I don't care so much. Cooperate or die, it's not that we don't pay him back!

Everyone: (echo) Oh, hehe!

Yongming: (looking around) Hey, where did Dongbao go?

Niu Guang: I just went out, maybe I went to the bathroom. (To classmate C) Boss, you can discuss it with Dong Bao when he comes back later.

Navigation: Yes.

(Dong Bao walks onto the stage from one side of the stage, pushes the door and comes in, clutching his stomach, and everyone looks at him.)

Zhong: Dongbao is back. (surprise)

Dongbao: Hey, I'm starving.

Navigation: Bao Er, let's discuss something.

Dongbao: (waving) (impatient) I'll buy a packet of instant noodles. Let me know when something happens. Oh, I'm starving. (Plug in the electric heating rod) Help me watch the water.

(No one responds, Dongbao takes clothes to leave)

Niu Guang has finished sweeping the ground and is loading garbage into the garbage bag.

Niu Guang: Dongbao, wait, take the garbage bag. (Continue loading garbage)

Dongbao: (with an impatient expression) Oh, you let people eat with garbage. A lot of things)

Niu Guang: Aren't you right? Besides, when have you ever taken care of dormitory garbage?

Dongbao: Why should I pour it? I didn't dirty the land. Besides, I have to study.

Niu Guang: (a little angry, but still patient) Forget it, I'll pour it myself.

Dongbao: (You're welcome) Go by yourself, who cares! (slamming the door)

(Niu Guang then carries the garbage out)

(Everyone is very helpless)

Seaside: Hey, boss, you said Dongbao didn't even mention a garbage bag and asked him to go to the bank to withdraw money. Isn't that hard?

Xiao Qiangka (Anti-Card) Act II

(Dongbao goes to the supermarket to buy instant noodles, an aunt is collecting money, Dongbao is second, and there is a man behind)

A female classmate: Ani Asai Oh, handsome (hello in Korean), can I pay first? I'm in a hurry.

Dongbao: (with a smile) Then you go first!

Female classmate: hey ~ sisters, come and pay. (The girl rushes up and pushes Dongbao to the back)

Xiao Qiang's placard (damn it! )

Dongbao: (helpless expression)

Female student: (after cooking) Thank you, handsome! (Girls withdraw)

Xiao Qiang Bulletin (Waterfall) Act III

(Niu Guang quietly packed his schoolbag and prepared to study by himself; Dongbao ate with relish; Haibin and Yongming are reading, and Hangke and Dongbao are sitting together. )

Aviation: Dongbao, we are short of funds at the end of the term. I want you to pay for dinner tonight first, and then I'll pay you back when we get back, okay? (classmate a nods)

Dongbao: (chatting while eating) Hey, why should I go out? Give a reason first! I am not the only one who gives scholarships. Besides, I just deposited it in the bank and I'm too lazy to go. (continue to eat)

Niu Guang: (Hearing this, I couldn't help it any longer. I took out my wallet and gave it to my classmate c) Boss, I don't need him to cushion me. I will hand in my share.

Dongbao: (Seeing this, stopping chopsticks) You made me run so far without putting the money in first.

Niu Guang: (It's really hot) Do you want me to put it on? ! (Angry, yelling) If I had money, I wouldn't waste anything with you!

Yongming: Really, Dongbao. The money of the four of us together is not enough.

Dongbao: (It doesn't matter, I'm eating) I'll get it if it's not enough, and don't be angry. Really, because I am a cadre, I boss people around. What the hell!

Niu Guang: (angry) Who are you talking about? Ah, who are you talking about? ! Isn't it amazing to get a scholarship? !

Dongbao: (It's also hot) Some people are strong. Show us a scholarship.

Niu Guang: (throwing his wallet on the table, rolling up his sleeves and yelling) You look down on people, and you will be beaten!

Dongbao: Wow, who are you afraid of? Stop eating, roll up your sleeves and pose for battle. )

Niu Guang: (continuing to pull his sleeve) Shit, I can't kill you today. My name is Niu! (ready to start work)

(One for classmate A and one for classmate C): All right, we are brothers, and we have something to say!

Dongbao: You are the only one. Why should everything be centered on you? (struggling to shout at Niu Guang)

Niu Guang: Give it back to me, I'm still grandpa! (roar loud)

(classmate a and classmate c stop)

Niu Guang: (picks up the schoolbag) Shit, whoever does something for the collective will die! (slamming the door)

There was silence in the room.

Yongming: (walks up to him) Don't be angry with Dongbao, he just has a big temper.

Dongbao: (disdainful) He has a big temper, but I don't.

Hangke: Yes, Dongbao, what you just said is so hurtful.

Dongbao: (impatiently) Oh, ok, I'll get the money.

Seaside: (knocking at the door) Let me in.

Yongming: code word.

Seaside: Captain, it's me! Don't shoot!

(Yongming opens the door and enters the seaside)

Xiao Qiang placard (cycling) Act IV

Someone said: Did you see the water boiling?

Someone: What do you think?

One person: touch it with your hands. . . .

There is a person: my grandfather's grandfather said, "It's hot!" " "(The guide knocked at the door and the water boiled inside. )

Yongming: code word?

Guide: code? Create Haida information first.

Yongming: The code is wrong.

Guide: Open the door quickly.

Aviation: You are dreaming ~

Haibin: No, it sounds like a tour guide!

(Opening the door by the sea, the guide goes in and sees the electric heating rod)

Guide: Whose electric heating rod?

(No one speaks. )

Guide: If no one admits it, it will be deducted collectively.

Niu Guang: (thinking) mine!

(Leaders quit)

(changing clothes and putting on hats) Last scene.

On New Year's Eve, the table was full of things and dinner began. Niu Guang and Dong Bao sat opposite each other. The glass is full of wine, and other students toast each other. Niu Guang and Dong Bao are relatively silent.)

Dongbao: (monologue, chasing light) Hey, I heard that I boiled water today, and Niu Guang took the blame for me. Niu Guang has always been very kind and interesting to me. Am I a little selfish? But let me apologize, I really can't let go of this face!

Niu Guang: What I said to Dongbao today was a bit excessive. After all, we are classmates and brothers. After all, the exam is coming, and everyone is pressed for time. Why can't I think of Dongbao? Oh, dear! (Bow your head and regret)

Finally, Dongbao breaks the embarrassment between them, raises the cup and faces Niu Guang who also raises the cup. )

Dongbao: (lowers his head in shame) Yes. . . Sorry, I was wrong. We should all do more for the collective, but I am too selfish! So, today is my treat!

Niu Guang: I'm a little reckless.

Hangke: OK, OK, are we all brothers? As the saying goes, "The brothers who robbed the waves are here, and when they meet, they laugh and forget the enmity." as the saying goes ...

Niu Guang: Forget it, don't drag on with us! (Laughter) (Raise a glass) Well, come on, for the collective, cheers!

Everybody: (Raise a glass together) Cheers!