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Introduce your boyfriend's humor.

1, you are immersed in passionate love, write passionate poems for me, and make love with your heart.

I am lucky to know you, happy to miss you and happy to fall in love with you. I want nothing more.

Send you a rose, it is the only one in my heart. Only when you wear it on your chest will it not wither.

4. Picking up the phone countless times and wasting calling cards countless times. Why do I always call? Because I love you.

I don't need much in my life, just a bowl of rice and a cup of tea, but I hope you can cook the rice and make the tea well.

I want to send you a star in the sky as a Valentine's Day gift, but unfortunately I can't. Can only send a heart that I love you!

7. Your face is beautiful, your people are great, I miss you so much, I love you so nervous, and I don't know how to speak.

If one day, the love between heaven and earth comes to an end, I would like to turn into a purple-black bat and fly to hell to find my lover.

9. Whoever lays the foundation with virtue, builds the wall with wealth, shines with beauty, and stands proud, is the happiest person.

10, I have been sleeping alone. In my sleep, you appeared before my eyes. I want to kiss you, my love. I want to kiss you tonight.

1 1, since you don't return, why don't you forget; If there is no chance, why take the oath; Yesterday was heavy, like water without a trace, but in the Ming Dynasty, you were a stranger.

12, me! I want it! I want you! I want you to look at me. I want you to look me in the eye! I want you to look me in the eye and say! You want me!

13, you are a clear river, I am the riverbed beside you, and I will always protect you to the ends of the earth! Love you forever.

14, I don't want to die under your tree, because it will bring you trouble, but I can't help myself. Is it wrong to like someone?

15, it was the careless waiter who mixed helpless thoughts and made me too drunk to wake up. Is this the smell when I miss you?

16, first love is horrible. I want to escape from your world and find the peace of the past. However, the passion that gushed from my heart bound me tightly.

17. Marrying me is the best choice in your life. I will give you a happy family, a warm embrace and a romantic life!

18. When I met you, I was the rain in early spring. Looking at you, I am the shade of midsummer. Close to you, I am a star in late autumn. With you, I am the sunshine in the middle of winter.

19, the peach blossoms are dying, which is too hasty. Good dreams wake up easily, but Chun Xue melts away. Tao is not gentle enough, just remember that when I work with you, I am lonely.

20. Without you, I am like a fish out of water. Can an apology sober you up? Love is a happy thing. Can we swim together again?

2 1, the meteor is beautiful but short-lived; Stars are ordinary, but they are permanent. I hope you are the star that brings me happiness and always guards me!

22. There is a tacit understanding called soul mate, a feeling called wonderful, a happiness called being with you, and a yearning called passing days like years!

Honey, this is our first Christmas. Can I have a Christmas present: hug me gently and spend Christmas Eve with me.