Funny quotes about classic sentences during holidays

Funny classic sentences about holidays:

1. Holiday strategy: sleep in the morning, sleep at noon, sleep in the afternoon, and play with mobile phones at night.

2. It’s holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also go around it.

3. The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to the beginning of school, and the farthest distance in the world: from the beginning of school to vacation.

4. Why does the holiday pass so quickly? Because we don’t have mornings.

5. These days, I don’t have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation homework books, and I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on vacation.

6. According to China’s holiday principle, what is owed must be paid back!

7. When I was studying, I felt that I was not very good at studying. After the holiday, I found that I was not very good at playing either.

8. The meaning of a holiday is a morning when you can’t afford it, a late night when you can’t sleep, and a day when you can’t go out.

9. I despise those people who go out to play as soon as they have a holiday. I just want to give them four words: Please take me with you.

10. For us, vacation means doing homework in a different place.