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Crab bathing joke
The fish next to him asked him, "Why are you crying?"
Deep-sea fish said:
"I feel so stressed."
(So the process of human growth. Like a fish swimming to the deep sea. What a pressure! )
2. The ugly duckling is getting more and more beautiful, and the mother duck is worried.
On this day, Mother Duck brought scissors to cut off the wings of the ugly duckling.
The ugly duckling refused and asked her mother, "Why did you cut off my wings?"
Mother duck said, "If you don't cut your wings, you will fly. Your father knows you can fly, but he won't skin me. "
(……)
Two little bees are flying among the flowers. The one flying high says to the one flying low.
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,
,
,
You lowly bee
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One day, a crab bumped into a small fish while going out. The little fish was hurt and said angrily, "You are blind!" " The crab said carefully, "No, I'm a crab." . "
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