Any cold jokes?

1. Once upon a time, there was a psychopath. He went to a far place by plane for the first time. As soon as he got on the plane, he threw down his luggage. Guess why? This question is simple. Dangdang, the mystery is solved: because he is a mental derangement. 2. When a person crosses a wooden bridge, he finds a lion in front and a tiger behind, but he still passes. Why is this? Answer: Because he passed out. When he barely got up, there was no lion before and no tiger after, and he was about to walk past with his head held high, he fainted again. Why is this? Answer: He was knocked unconscious by the luggage left by the psychopath.