Kneel for a funny joke.

1. The school organizes math exams and allows students to use calculators. In the examination room, the students worked hard and used calculators to calculate various topics. At this moment, a sudden exclamation came from a corner of the examination room: "God, how did I bring the remote control home!" " !

2. The teacher asked: What is the bottom line of "being rich and willful"? Xiao Ming replied, "If you have no money, just accept your fate." . The teacher is speechless! "The teacher asked: Describe the married life of modern men in one sentence!" Xiaoming: "I married an ancestor and gave birth to a father!" " "The teacher asked again," Why did ancient women bind their feet? "Xiao Ming said loudly," I'm afraid they will go shopping. The teacher then asked, "Then why not wrap it up now?" "Xiao Ming continued to answer," Now that Alipay has it, it is useless to wrap your feet. Teacher: "Come on, come on ... Little boy, come and give a lecture! "!

3. A female classmate in my class keeps calling me Xueba. I'm annoyed. I finally couldn't help it. I shouted: Call me Xueba again, and I will call you Ma Xue. . . At this time, the students laughed at each other. I patted the table and shouted, you are all students. ?

In the self-study class, a buddy farted loudly. When the goods stood up, they shouted, Get in the trough! Who farted so loudly?

At this time, the buddy behind him came leisurely and said, don't pretend, big brother, I am angry here. . . The wind is blowing! ! !