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What is the funniest line you have ever heard?

1, I play hundreds of thousands a second, can I play football with you? (shaolin soccer)

At the meeting held in the school, the Taekwondo master said to everyone present: Don't ... Don't get me wrong, I don't take it personally, I mean everyone here is rubbish. (King of Destruction)

3. Ma Dongmei: Who is Dong Shi? Why does she often pee?

Da Chun: I think Ma Dongmei looks better than Qiu Ya.

Charlotte: When were you blind? (Goodbye, Mr. Loser)

4. A Shui is famous for picking up girls countless times, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. It is recognized that he is the lover of the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant, and everyone knows him. (Prince Egg Tower)

He is arrogant but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire that God gave to mankind to create a super dish called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ Oh, my God! (gourmet)

In this play, she fully shows the sigh and frustration of a wife abandoned by her husband. No matter her eyes, expressions, actions and behaviors, she can do it incisively and vividly, especially the last action of falling off the horse, which can better show postmodernism and strong accusations against society. (Naomi's spy is strange)

7. Chickens are also patriotic! Jigong

8. My real identity is to change the social atmosphere, charm thousands of girls, enhance the connotation of young people and stimulate the film market. Raymond expert Gu Jing, English name Jing Koo! Trick expert