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Why was Jing M.Guo hacked?
Question 2: Why is Jing M Guo very popular among blacks and has a high box office? I am also very topical. The more people pay attention, the more black people there are.
Question 3: how can Jing m Guo be black? Four Shanghainese take the subway together. Liu Xiang said, "I don't have to buy a ticket." Swish over; Yao Ming said, "I don't need it." Feet are raised and crossed; Guo Sidao: "No need." Go straight ahead; Han Han bought a ticket honestly and was about to go there. A Fujian man grabbed him and said, "How do you prove that this ticket is yours?"
2. At an award ceremony of the National Writers' Association, the organizer was very annoyed to see all the invited writers present, except Jing M Guo. In order to avoid embarrassment, the host looked at the writers present and said, "Jing M Guo is absent for special reasons, please forgive me ..."
Then Jing M. Guo suddenly jumped on the table and shouted, "I'm so early!" "
3. The water delivery worker entered Jing M Guo's house, changed the water side and said, "Why does your water dispenser change water so frequently? Do you like drinking water very much? Why do you put this water dispenser in the bathroom? "
Jing M.Guo: "What! Water dispenser! ! ! I always take a bath with this.
4. At a banquet, Ge You went to the toilet halfway, and his pants were wet when he came back. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: It has been like this ever since I became famous. Friend: Often? Ge You: Yes! It is often the person next to you who urinates and suddenly turns around and shouts, ""
If it isn't Ge You! "Just say that finish, when Guo Ming came out of the toilet, his chest was wet.
Guo Jingjing suddenly saw Yao Ming standing outside the fence.
The crowd was stunned * * * That's a 1.6-meter wall! Suddenly, Yao Ming grabbed a Jing M.Guo and ate it happily. Jing M.Guo jumped up angrily and punched Yao Ming in the knee.
6. Jing M.Guo, dressed in red, stood in front of the burning house, staring at the flames. He is so beautiful that he is a little sad. Suddenly, someone picked him up and rushed into the burning house, shouting, "I found the fire extinguisher!" " ! ! ! "
7. One day a reporter asked Han Han, "Excuse me, which one did you save first when your mother and Guo Siniang fell into the water together?" "Many people want to know how to ask such a question. Han Han said affirmatively, "Save Mingming first". There was an uproar and a lot of discussion. Han Han saw everyone's doubts and added "the water depth is one meter four"! Suddenly the applause thundered. Han Han's wit touched everyone present, and then everyone stood up and sang Snow White and the Seven Kingdoms.
8.? In fact, I always think it's ok to make jokes about SiNian's height, but it's annoying to make jokes about too many people.
Be careful to make Sinian angry. He clenched his fist, jumped up desperately, and then hit your balls hard, making you stand up from your chair in pain.
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9. Today is Han Han's birthday. "Make a wish!" Fans surrounded him and sat around the birthday cake. Han Han smiled:
Blow out the candles, close your eyes and make a wish silently. Meanwhile, in another part of China, some people didn't realize it.
My height suddenly increased by 0. 1 mm "One day, I want you to stand side by side with me!" Han Han has a firm mind. (This one smiled. . Xiu En 'ai)
10. Jing M.Guo and Yao Ming went out for business activities together, and were forced to live in the same room because there was no room in the hotel. In the evening, Xiao 4 watched Yao Ming lying on a 5-meter-long Simmons bed and said enviously, "Your bed is really good, unlike my bed board, which is cold and hard." Yao Ming comforted: "Although your bed board is hard, it's not bad to bring your own bunk bed. Ok, don't think about it, go to sleep quickly, and I'll help you cover the quilt. " Yao Ming said, and closed the pencil case.
1 1. Han Han and Jing M. Guo argued about a problem. Jing M. Guo asked angrily, "Can you look at this problem from my point of view? ! ! Han Han nodded, so he knelt down. ...
12. A reporter asked Jing M.Guo: "Excuse me, Mr. Jing M.Guo, are you with me?"
Many people wonder: How can you ask such a question? What everyone cares about is Jing M.Guo's answer. Jing M.Guo said positively, "I won!" There was an uproar and a lot of discussion. Guo Jingjing saw everyone's doubts.
He added, "He can't get through a hurdle, but I can." Suddenly the applause thundered. Jing M.Guo's wit touched everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.
13. Those rich people in Heijing M. Guo are idiots. There is a reason why he can be on the rich list. Others buy adult tickets by bus, and Jing M.Guo buys children tickets. It is because of this little difference every day. This is why he stands on the rich list today.
Are you inspired by anything?
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Question 4: Why do many people hack into M. Guo? Because his article is too realistic, it shows the hypocrisy and darkness of this society. There are too many innocent people who don't like this kind of articles, so they are hacked.
Question 5: Why do many people follow the trend of Heijing M. Guo? 1. First of all, most people like to hack his height or appearance. However, the height is given by my biological parents, and I think this kind of black really has no quality. 2. Hack his plagiarism time. As long as there are his works, many people are willing to hack his plagiarism, no matter how much they read. This is indeed a black spot, but everyone in his works is black and speechless. 3. Because Jing M.Guo wrote a lot of youth literature, people accused his fans of being young and said that his works had no connotation. With a soft voice and short stature, some people like to blacken his gender. He is so topical that quite a few people think that black can improve their status and feel that they are very tall.
Question 6: Why do so many people hate Jing M Guo? He stuck what he thought was decadent, dark and degenerate after 80s on many post-80s people through his works, causing resentment. Moreover, as you said yourself, his works are full of decadent and negative ideas about this society, which is not in line with "healthy progress", so Jing M. Guo's works were opposed by teachers and parents from the beginning. Most of Jing M. Guo's works are liked by girls, but the reason why boys hate him is that he is a little greedy and short (this is the opinion of people around him)
Question 7: Why did Wang Nima hack M. Guo? Because Jing M. Guo is well-known enough. Some people look at him, others don't.
Question 8: Why are Ceng Zhiwei and Pan Changjiang short, and no one has been hacked as badly as Jing M.Guo? The height is said to be 1m55.
As for why he was hacked so badly, it was mainly because he was too young when he became famous. Compared with many people of his age, he has obviously succeeded too much, and people always like to grasp the shortcomings of successful people. Pan Changjiang They are short, but their successful efforts are well known, and they are older than most people at present, so people will not compare themselves with them.
In fact, every successful person must have made great efforts, but the difference is invisible to the public.
However, Jing M Guo's works and novels always take the sad route, and the target group is almost all young students. Many writers of the older generation think that this is leading young people in a bad direction. Tiny Times is Jing M.Guo's most controversial novel, including movies. People think that the description of life is too extravagant. And Jing M.Guo said that his book "The Summer of Solstice hasn't come yet" is a campus life. Regret for the Past and the life in Shanghai Alley are both reflections of real life. Tiny Times is just another aspect of life, but the luxury described in this novel touches the part that too many people dare not imagine, and people can only get their inner satisfaction by hacking him. There are no LOGO in the Tiny Times movies. All luxury goods are brands that netizens find themselves on the Internet.
Unlike many writers, Jing M.Guo does often appear in front of the stage. People's impression of a writer should be that he writes with peace of mind and is detached from the world. Besides, a writer should not earn so much money. In fact, every successful writer is very rich at present. It's just that Jing M. Guo showed everything about himself. Maybe it's a little publicity.
As a post-90s generation, Jing M.Guo's novels accompanied me through the whole high school. Everyone has something they like. There are many people who have hacked him, and naturally there are many people who like him.
The above is only a personal opinion, don't spray if you don't like it.
Hope to adopt.
Question 9: Why is Jing Ke M Guo short, some people are black, Napoleon is short, and no one is black? The height of Bonaparte is 157 cm, which is the result of conversion error. In fact, he was not short, and he was of medium height in France at that time.
The ancient French general personally measured Napoleon's height on September 8, 18 15, and recorded it in his diary as 5 feet 2 inches and a half. According to the French conversion law, it is equivalent to 1 m 692, which is169.2cm.
Question 10: I finally know why so many people have hacked into M.Guo This is just a way of teasing.
Achieve inner satisfaction.
You can't be too hard on such people,
Just be yourself.
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