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Sima Yao, the filial piety emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, was killed.

Speaking of filial piety, Sima Yao was a successful emperor in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. It was during his reign that he created the "water war", which was a miracle in military history. And he himself, after the foreign enemy was relieved, let his life slip away, his dreams slip away, and the game began. Sima Yao is a hedonist. He has two hobbies in his life, one is drinking and the other is joking.

He is an alcoholic. He drinks too much, and his jokes often make people stunned. One day, Sima Yao felt particularly cool when he got up in the morning, so he ordered his ministers to hold a banquet at Yanshou Hall at noon. Sima Yao is happy. He drank a little too much wine and had a little too much tongue, but it didn't delay his interest. He stood up, raised his glass and said, "Dear Qing, tell me, how can I govern the country?"

Some flattering experts of ministers usually don't know how many times they have examined this question. When they saw the opportunity, they were overjoyed and rushed to answer, "Only when my Lord can govern the country can we surpass the five mountains of Mount Tai." Sima Yao was very helpful, but he didn't seem satisfied. He smiled and said, "Can I compare with any ancient emperor?"

Because of the collision of wine, many excellent emperors appeared in ancient times. I didn't know who was more to the emperor's taste. Suddenly no one answered, and the lively banquet was somewhat silent. Fortunately, Qingzhou secretariat was smart, took aim at the opportunity and stood up from his seat like a spring. He replied loudly: "Your majesty is resourceful and has a big talk about traveling to the West, which has never been seen before and has never been seen since. Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu is only worthy to be your apprentice, and Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang can only look at your brain and sigh. "

Sima Yao smiled and immediately announced that he would give Qingzhou thousands of acres of fertile land and thousands of silks. Hearing this, the princes were shocked. Who would have thought that a compliment would get so much in return? Ministers beat their chests and feet, regretting that their mouths were too slow and their words didn't keep up in time, which delayed a lot of income.

Qingzhou secretariat listened to the emperor's words, but also stunned and silly. He never dreamed that the emperor was so generous, so he knelt on his knees and kowtowed like a garlic head: "Thank you, Long En!" "

Unexpectedly, Sima Yao laughed when he saw this: "You're welcome, Ai Qing. I was joking just now. Although I drank too much, I felt like a mirror in my heart. Today, at the ministers' party, Ai Qing praised me with a lie, and I responded with a lie. This is called reciprocity. Ai Qing and I had a good time. "

Sima Yao "say that finish, the whole class immediately burst into laughter, making Qingzhou secretariat station is not, sit not, in distress situation. Sima Yao is often satisfied with his creativity in joking on different occasions, but he doesn't know that his fate tragedy has quietly come in his jokes.

In September 396, Sima Yao and his beloved Zhang Guiren were drinking in the Summer Palace and invited Zhang Guiren to accompany them. Zhang Guiren couldn't help drinking and declined politely. Sima Yao surly. He jokingly said, "If you dare to disobey orders and don't drink with you today, I will convict you!" " "Zhang Guiren was angry and got up and retorted," I just don't drink. Look what your majesty sentenced me to! As drunk as a fiddler, Sima Yao stood up and sneered, "You were made a nobleman because of your beauty. Now you are nearly thirty years old, and your beauty is not as good as before, occupying a noble position in vain. Tomorrow, I will abolish you and choose another new person. " Speaking of which, he vomited again and sprayed Zhang Guiren all over his head. Later, Zhang Guiren hurriedly helped Sima Yao into the bedroom and put him on the bed.

What Sima Yao said was just a joke, but it was a bolt from the blue for Zhang Guiren. Thinking that his appearance would decline, Sima Yao was always rejected. At that time, he was angry and hated, and suddenly became a killer. After washing his face, he changed his clothes, recruited a confidant maid-in-waiting, sneaked into the bedroom, and saw Sima Yao sleeping, covering his face with a quilt, and carrying a heavy weight on him. Sima Yao struggled and was finally suffocated alive. You are the number one in the world, you can be called young and promising, but you were killed by a joke. You were only 35 when you died.