A man told a joke at the funeral and everyone laughed. He was kicked out and asked what joke he was telling.

I haven't heard of this joke, but I can make it up. One day in physical education class, a classmate began to cry, and a big brother came over. He said to me, "children, when others are crying, you should try to make them happy." I thought it was quite reasonable, so I tried to do it: "classmate, let me tell you a joke." One day, my nephew told his uncle that I want to be an inventor when I grow up. Uncle said: Why? Nephew replied: I want to invent toys for myself! "This method is quite effective, and the students really burst out laughing. I remember the truth about that big brother. At a funeral, all the audience began to cry. At this moment, I remembered what my eldest brother said to me-try to make others happy when they are crying. I thought for a while and read a joke aloud: the joke told at the funeral was that there was a family named Pan, and the elders in the family died. An old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies for the family festival. The obituary reads: Filial piety: Pan Genke's filial daughter-in-law: Chi's filial granddaughter: Pan's filial grandson: Pan Daoshi, but this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard. When he called the roll according to the obituary, he missed anything that literally had three points of water. So I read it to him like this: "Xiao Wen, somersault ... hit ..." Xiao Wen was shocked, but he was afraid to ask, so he did a somersault. "Filial piety daughter-in-law, also ... is ..." Filial piety daughter-in-law a listen to: "I also want to turn? "Such a filial daughter-in-law has also turned over." Filial piety to granddaughter, twice. "Hearing this, the granddaughter thought that my parents had turned over, and so did I! So I turned two somersaults. At this time, Sun Xiao thought to herself, "Mom and Dad turned it over once, and my sister turned it over twice. How many times should I go through it? "Thought ... began to nervous. What are we doing? I saw the old man slit his throat and read aloud, "The dutiful son … turn over … die". At this time, the audience laughed like thunder, and the relatives of the dead old man immediately kicked me out. I went back to school and asked the teacher, "teacher, which class is this big brother in?" The teacher replied, "Oh! You said Jian Zhen, he has graduated! "I fainted on the spot.