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The story of a celebrity, more than 200 words.
Mark Twain worked in a newspaper when he was young. Six months later, the editor told him not to come back tomorrow. Mark Twain asked why? The editor-in-chief said, "Because you are too lazy. Mark Twain smiled and replied, "It will take you six months to find out that I am lazy, but I knew it the first day I entered the newspaper. 」
Yang Xiu was a trusted minister of Cao Cao in the later Han Dynasty. He was very clever when he was nine years old. One day, his father visited Kong Ping and was received by him. He is going to entertain Yangmei. Kong Ping saw it and jokingly asked, "Is this the fruit of your family?" Yang Xiu immediately replied, "I have never heard that peacocks are your poultry. 」
3. Song Dynasty
When Su Shi was a county magistrate in Hangzhou, there was a county citizen who made a living by fans, but when it was cold, fans could not be sold, so he owed taxes. Dongpo told him to draw dead wood and bamboo stones on it with fans, and drew more than twenty fans. No sooner had the county people walked out of the county gate than someone came to buy it. So pay off all the taxes you owe.
Einstein put forward his views on success in life at the press conference. He expressed it with a mathematical formula: "If A represents a person's success, I can write the following formula: A=X+Y+Z, X represents work, and Y represents games. The reporter said: "What does Z stand for? Einstein smiled and replied, "Z is to keep your mouth shut. 」
Finnish conductor Boris Cybertron and his wife came to America to perform. It is said that the house where they live is haunted. The first night was really awakened by the sound of a ghost. Mrs. cyber asked her husband to see it, but the famous conductor said, "no, dear, you'd better go." Because you speak English better than me. 」
When Mozart was six years old, he held his first concert in the palace in Munich, Germany. As the ground in the palace was smooth, he slipped as soon as he entered the palace gate. At this moment, a little princess came over, lifted him up and kissed his hand. Mozart was so grateful that he didn't know how to thank him. He said, "When I grow up, I must marry you as my bride. 」
7. 1984 In the American election, President Truman rushed to his hometown from the White House to vote. A group of reporters chased him to his home, but they didn't see him. Later, when I met the President, a reporter asked him what had happened along the way. President Truman replied, "A police car stopped us. It seems that an important person passed through this town today. 」
8. Once, a reporter asked Kennedy, "How did you become a hero in World War II? Kennedy replied, "They sank my ocean patrol boat, and I became famous. "We know that Kennedy was sunk by the enemy on the ship DT 108, so he was injured.
9. Socrates' wife is fierce. On one occasion, she lost her temper and scolded Socrates. Before Yu Nu stopped, she took a big bucket of water and poured it on her husband's head. Socrates scratched his wet hair and said with a smile, "There will be heavy rain after thunder. This is the law of nature, and it also proves that this is the truth. 」
10. Lincoln once dreamed that he was attending a rally. When he walked, everyone made way for Lincoln. . At this time, in a large crowd, one person whispered, "He is just an ordinary-looking person. Lincoln listened and said, "Friend, God likes ordinary people, so he gave birth to many ordinary people. 」
1 1. American steel magnate Carnegie talked about the secret of his success: "I think my greatest advantage is that I can mobilize people's enthusiasm, and the best way to make them do their best is to appreciate and praise him." The boss's criticism is the easiest way to destroy the confidence of subordinates. I haven't seen anyone who can do things better when criticized than when praised. 」
12. Eliot, president of Harvard University in the United States, said, "I think Harvard can really be called a treasure house of knowledge now, but I am thinking that Harvard can become a treasure house of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while seniors leave school with only a little knowledge." 」
13. Qu Laiqi, a famous professor at Harvard University in the United States, is an authority on Shakespeare. Once, when he was teaching Shakespeare on the pulpit, he accidentally stepped into the air and fell under the pulpit. He stood up and said to the students with great momentum, "I have been teaching for forty years, and this is the first time I have fallen to the level of the audience." 」
14. Bernard Shaw liked riding a bike when he was young. Once he broke his leg bone, and his female classmates took good care of him. Bernard Shaw is worried that he will not be firm, so he will propose to this female classmate and decide to slip away. But I accidentally fell down the stairs and both my legs were broken. As a result, he really asked her if she would marry him. Bernard Shaw fainted when the female classmate nodded.
15. A lady said to Mao Mu, "I've been with a man for a long time, but I'm not sure if I'm in love with him. This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said, "There is only one way to test whether you really love him. Would you like to brush your teeth with his toothbrush? 」
16. Someone asked Dumas, "Why can you step into old age with great composure?" He retorted disapprovingly, "It took me all my life to live today. 」
17. Fang was a famous official in the Tang Dynasty. When he was not an official, he was once seriously ill. He said to his wife Lu, "If I die of illness, don't be widowed and remarry." Lu went to the room and dug out a pair of eyes to show that he would never change his mind. Later, Fang recovered from illness and rose to the position of prime minister, always showing great respect for his wife.
18. agatha christie's husband is an archaeologist. Once, at a party, a friend asked her, "How do you feel when an imaginative woman like you marries an antique player?" ? The detective novelist said, "An archaeologist is an ideal husband. You see, the older things get, the more he likes them. 」
19. Voltaire visited Britain on 1727. He found that the British hated the French very much, and a group of British shouted at him, "Kill him and hang this Frenchman!" " Voltaire said, "English! You want to kill me because I'm French. Isn't it enough to be punished because I'm not English? The Englishman smiled and sent him all the way back to the apartment.
20. After Li Bai's death, his body was buried in Jiangtou, a quarry. Poets from all walks of life wrote poems at his grave. Someone wrote a quatrain: "When a piece of soil is quarried by the river, Li Bai's poems will be immortal;" Come and go to write two lines, and drop a big axe in front of Lu Ban. 」
2 1. In his later years, Ouyang Xiu worked hard to revise the words written in his life every day. His wife told him not to change it, saying, "Why do you torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: "I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations! 」
22. Ouyang Xiu was a layman on June 1st. The guest asked him, "What does June 1st mean? He said, "I have ten thousand books, a thousand epigraphy, a piano, a chess game and a pot of wine." The guest said, "There are only five ones! Ouyang Xiu said, "Besides, I am an old man, isn't it June 1st? 」
23. On one occasion, there was a performance competition imitating Chaplin somewhere, with as many as thirty or forty participants, and Chaplin himself participated anonymously. As a result, he actually won the third place. Chaplin thinks this is the biggest joke of his life!
24. A female student of Smith Women's University in the United States once dated her boyfriend and returned to the dormitory very late, so she had to climb in through the window. But the window is too heavy for her to lift. Suddenly someone came to help her and whispered to her, "Don't let others see it." Climbing in, I saw a smiling President Wilson.
25. A bartender in Paris said, "After a customer drinks two double martinis, I can tell his nationality. . French people fall in love, Spanish people dance, Germans brag, Italians sing, Irish people fight, and Americans stand up and say. 」
26. Joey Brown traveled to the east during the Pacific War and met General MacArthur. They took a picture together. Guangkou Xinglian said: "I am very lucky to take a photo with you!" But General MacArthur said, "This photo was taken for my youngest son. He often hopes that his father can take photos with celebrities. 」
27. One night, Martin Botzbaum, editor and writer of American magazine, asked his wife, "How was your day?" His wife said, "Yes. The latest issue of Parents Magazine is very effective in correcting girls who have romantic behavior. The editor's husband was very happy and immediately asked, "Which article is it?" "His wife said," this is not an article. I rolled up the magazine and beat them to correct it. . 」
Old President Roosevelt studied at Harvard University when he was young. Once he recited a poem with a sentence in the middle: "When she was in Greece, she knelt down and prayed. But once he recited "when Greece, her knees ...", he couldn't recite it, and recited it four or five times. In English, the pronunciation of Greece is the same as that of lubricating oil. So the teacher joked, "Rover, maybe if you add some lubricating oil to her knees, she can slide over." "Let the classroom burst into laughter.
29. Tang Fang Lingxuan is seriously ill and someone is going to visit the sick. Pei Xuan Ben, a household registration doctor, said, "If Gong Fang's illness is mild, you might as well ask him. If it is serious, why ask him? " ? "Words to the ear. Later, Pei Xuanben went to visit the sick with others, and Fang smiled and said, "Pei Langzhong has come, so he can't die." 」
30. Wang Anshi, a poet in the Song Dynasty, was a poor chess player. When he found that he was going to lose, he put away his chess pieces. He said: "Playing chess is just a game, so there is no need to be emotional. You can call me a winner and wait until next time.
200 words of "II" celebrity story
1 Sima Guang was born in an official family in the Song Dynasty. Wit and studious since childhood. Just over twenty years old, I was admitted to the advanced edition. He is an official with the right to be honest. He often reads books in his spare time and is determined to write a general chronicle for people's reference. In order to seize the time to study, he specially made a log pillow. The magical function of the pillow is that when sleeping, the body will roll as soon as it rotates, and people will wake up to continue learning knowledge, so it is called "police pillow". Whenever Sima Guang needs a rest, he puts a "police pillow" on the pillow. As a result of this study, he finally became a knowledgeable person.
Newton was very absorbed in his studies. Once, a friend treated him. During the dinner, he remembered that there was a bottle of good wine at home, so he told his friends to wait and go home to get the wine himself. Friends were waiting around, but Newton didn't come back, so we had to investigate. It turned out that Newton thought of an experiment on his way home. When he got home, he plunged into the laboratory and started the experiment, completely forgetting about entertaining his friends with wine. On another occasion, when he was hungry, he boiled eggs to eat, but while thinking about the problem, he put the eggs in the pot. The problem was solved. When he wanted to eat eggs, he opened the lid and picked up his pocket watch.
Choose for yourself! !
200 words of "three" celebrity stories
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He always finds time to read. His former residence is just a place full of books, except where he lies, all the beds are occupied by books. In order to study, * * * used all available time. I often take a box of books with me when I go out for a meeting or an inspection tour. It seems as long as you have time. Although he was seriously ill in his later years, he still didn't waste his time studying. He reread a set of hardcover Complete Works of Lu Xun and many other books and periodicals published before liberation and brought to Beijing from Yan 'an. He opposes fast and ineffective reading methods. He always grinds the key books very carefully, carefully screening from vocabulary, sentence reading, chapters to the meaning of the whole text. For some books on Marxism-Leninism and philosophy, Chairman Mao repeatedly read them several times. He read the Declaration and Das Kapital over and over again. Many chapters and paragraphs are also annotated and crossed. Every time Chairman Mao reads a book or an article, he marks various symbols such as circles, bars and dots in important places, and writes a lot of comments in the eyebrows and blanks. Some also extract appropriate places in books and texts or write down reading notes or experiences at any time. When Chairman Mao started reading, he also corrected typos and inappropriate punctuation marks in the original book. He also advocated "making the past serve the present" and attached great importance to historical experience. In his works and speeches, he often quoted historical allusions from Chinese and foreign history books to vividly illustrate profound truth, and he often used historical experience and lessons to guide and treat today's revolutionary cause.
3. Lu Xun
Very particular about reading methods. He advocated learning from others, saying, "No matter what book it is, always turn it over, or read the preface, or read a few pages." It has the advantages of broadening your mind and increasing your knowledge. For the more difficult required books, his view is to bite the bullet and continue reading until you understand them thoroughly. He also advocates choosing his favorite books for in-depth study on the basis of "extensive reading". In his research, he advocated independent thinking and paid attention to the combination of observation and practice, "reading this living book in the world with his own eyes" and "making the book he read come alive." For what he can't understand, he thinks, "If you only see that place when you are in doubt, you won't understand it no matter how long you look at it." So jump over and move on, so that even the place ahead is understood. "Lu Xun attaches great importance to the use of newspaper clippings to accumulate materials. He once said: "In any case, collecting data day by day for ten years will always make you a scholar. "
Fast enough!
"Four" celebrity stories (more than 200 words)
Newton was very absorbed in the study of knowledge. Once, a friend treated him. During the dinner, he remembered that there was a bottle of good wine at home, so he told his friend to wait a moment and go home to get the wine himself. Friends were waiting around, but Newton didn't come back, so we had to investigate. It turned out that Newton thought of an experiment on his way home. When he got home, he plunged into the laboratory and started the experiment, completely forgetting about entertaining his friends with wine. On another occasion, when he was hungry, he boiled eggs to eat, but while thinking about the problem, he put the eggs in the pot. The problem was solved. When he wanted to eat eggs, he opened the lid and picked up his pocket watch.
The short story Wu is about 100 to 200 words.
1, coat-Einstein
Before Einstein became famous, he lived in poverty and dressed casually. A friend once advised him to buy a coat, otherwise it would be difficult.
In order to enter society. He smiled and replied, "I am unknown. No one knows me even if I dress beautifully."
A few years later, Einstein, who became a great scientist, dressed simply as before. The friend reminded him to do something with him.
A coat that matches your identity. He still smiled and replied, "Even if I dress more casually now, someone will know me."
2. Lu Xun abandoned medicine and went to literature.
In the dark age when China was called "the sick man of East Asia", Lu Xun went to Japan to study abroad with the enthusiasm of saving the country through medicine. When he left the cinema.
After seeing the people of China beheaded by Japanese invaders and surrounded by people who were insensitive to the killing of their compatriots.
Great shock.
He felt that "all stupid and weak citizens, no matter how healthy and strong, can only do meaningless propaganda materials and spectators."
There is no need to think that death is unfortunate. "He resolutely gave up medicine and became a writer, determined to awaken the souls of the sleeping people in China with his pen.
3. Joke-George Zhu Ye Wei
French biologist Georges Ye Wei is the founder of comparative anatomy, and he is also very good at paleontology. One day, his students drove with him.
I made a joke. At that time, Zhu Ye Wei was busy doing experiments in the studio. Suddenly, the door was pushed open by two speakers. A monster followed.
Rushed in, mouth wide open.
Chrysanthemum Ye Wei heard the noise, raised her head and lowered her head to do things. Afterwards, the students asked curiously, "Sir, how did you behave?"
Not afraid? ""It's simple, because all hoofed animals are herbivores. " He said with a smile.
4, booing-George fedor
George fedor is a famous French playwright, especially good at writing burlesque. The girl of proverbs is one of his representative works.
However, the play was not well received by the audience when it was first performed, but it deeply touched the audience when it was performed, and cheers came and went in the theater.
Fall down.
Fedo was at the theater that night. He was yelling like everyone else. "Fedo, are you crazy?" My friend is very confused.
Ask. "Not crazy!" Fedo explained, "only in this way can I not hear the abuse of the audience, and I will not be sad."
5. The origin of Parker Zhou Enlai.
In 1950s, when Zhou Enlai was talking to an American journalist, the journalist saw a Parker pen in the Prime Minister's office and took it away.
Ironically, he proudly asked, "Sir, are you superstitious about pens in China?" Zhou Enlai said humorously, "This is North Korea.
My new friend gave it to me. This friend said to me: "This was used by the US military at the Panmunjom surrender signing ceremony. Please keep it as a souvenir. "
All right! "I think the origin of this pen is very meaningful, so I left this pen in your country." The American journalist's face turned red.
The celebrity story of Lu, about 200 words!
Drill a hole in the wall to get some light from the neighbor's house (study very hard)
During the Han Dynasty, Kuang Heng was very studious as a teenager. As his family is poor, he has to do a lot of work during the day to earn money. Only at night can he sit down and read. However, he can't afford candles, so he can't read when it is dark. Kuang Heng was heartbroken at this time-wasting behavior, and his heart was very painful. His neighbor's family is very rich. At night, light candles in several rooms to make them bright. One day, Kuang Heng summoned up his courage and said to his neighbor, "I want to study at night, but I can't afford candles. Can I borrow an inch of your house? " Neighbors have always looked down on people who are poorer than their family, so they said viciously and sarcastically, "Since you are too poor to buy candles, what books are you reading?" Kuang Heng was very angry, but he decided to read the book well.
When Kuang Heng came home, he quietly cut a small hole in the wall, through which the neighbor's candlelight came in. With this faint light, he eagerly began to read books and gradually finished reading all the books at home.
After reading these books, Kuang Heng felt that his knowledge was far from enough, and his desire to continue reading more books was even more urgent. There is a big family nearby with many books. One day, Kuang Heng rolled up his bedding and appeared in front of a big house. He said to his host, "please take me in, and I will work for you at home for free." Just let me read all your books. " The host was moved by his spirit and agreed to his request to borrow books.
This is how Kuang Heng studied diligently. Later, he became the prime minister of the Han and Yuan emperors and became a famous scholar in the Western Han Dynasty.
The story of Song Lian.
Song Lian liked reading when he was a child, but his family was poor. I have no money to buy books, so I have to borrow them from others. Every time I borrow a book, he tells me the deadline, returns it on time and never breaks the contract. People are willing to lend them to him.
Once, he borrowed a book, and the more he read it, the more he couldn't put it down, so he decided to copy it. But the deadline for returning the book is coming. He had to copy books overnight. It's the middle of winter and the twelfth month, dripping into ice. His mother said, "Son, it's midnight. It's cold. Copy it at dawn. People are not waiting for this book to read. " Song Lian said, "No matter how many people are waiting to read this book, it must be returned before the deadline. This is a question of credit and a sign of respect for others. If you are dishonest in what you say and do, how can you get the respect of others? "
Once again, Song Lian is going to consult a famous person in the distance and make an appointment to meet. Who knew it would snow on the day of departure? When Song Lian picked up her luggage and was ready to go on the road, her mother said in surprise, "How can you travel far in this weather?" Besides, the teacher has closed the mountain in heavy snow. Your old cotton-padded jacket can't resist the cold in the mountains! Song Lian said, "Mom, if you don't start today, you will misunderstand your apprenticeship and you will miss your appointment. "To stand up is to disrespect the teacher. No matter how heavy the snow is, I will go. "
When Song Lian arrived at the teacher's house, the teacher was deeply praised and said, "Young people, keep promises and study hard, and will definitely achieve something in the future!" "
200 words of celebrity story in Qi
Galileo questioned authority.
/kloc-At the age of 0/7, Galileo was admitted to the University of Pisa as a medical major.
Once in class, Professor Biro gave a lecture on embryology. He said: "Whether a mother gives birth to a boy or a girl is determined by her father's strength. When the father is strong, the mother gives birth to a boy; If the father is weak, the mother will have a daughter. "
As soon as Professor Biro's voice dropped, Galileo raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have a question. My neighbor, the man is very strong, but his wife has given birth to five daughters in a row. This is just the opposite of what the teacher said. How to explain this? "
"I said it according to Aristotle, a famous ancient Greek scholar, and it can't be wrong!" Professor Biro tried to subdue him.
Galileo went on to say, "Is it necessary for Aristotle to insist that what he said is true? Science must conform to the facts, otherwise it is not real science. " Professor Biro was stumped by this question and could not step down.
Later Galileo was criticized by the school, but his spirit of persistence, curiosity and pursuit of truth has not changed at all. Because of this, he finally became a generation of science masters.
Little Euler doubted God.
Little Euler is studying in a missionary school. Once, he asked the teacher how many stars there were in the sky. The teacher is a believer in theology. He doesn't know how many stars there are in the sky, and the Bible doesn't answer. Without pretending to understand, the teacher replied to Euler, "It doesn't matter how many stars there are in the sky, as long as you know that the stars in the sky are inlaid by God."
Euler felt very strange: "The sky is so big and so high, and there is no escalator on the ground. How did God embed the stars on the screen one by one? " God himself put them in the sky one by one. Why did he forget the number of stars? Could God be too careless? "
The teacher was stumped again. Anger suddenly rose in my heart, not only because the children's problems prevented the teacher from stepping down, but more importantly, the teacher regarded God above everything else. Little Euler blames God for not remembering the number of stars. The implication is that he doubts almighty god.
In Euler's time, there was absolutely no doubt about God. Little Euler didn't "keep in line" with the church and God, so the teacher told him to leave school and go home. However, in little Euler's mind, the sacred aura of God disappeared. God is a loser, he thought. Why can't he even remember the stars in the sky? He thought, God is a dictator, and even asking questions has become a crime. God may be a guy made up by others and doesn't exist at all.
Top 3: Little Euler becomes a sheepfold wit.
Little Euler helped his father herd sheep and became a shepherd boy. He read a book while herding sheep.
Dad's flock increased gradually, reaching 100. The original sheepfold was a little small, so my father decided to build a new sheepfold. He measured a rectangular piece of land with a ruler, 40 meters long and 15 meters wide. He calculated that the area is exactly 600 square meters, with an average of 6 square meters per sheep. He found that his materials were only enough to enclose the fence of 100 meters. If the sheepfold is 40m long and 15m wide, its circumference is110m (15+15+40 =1/0).
Little Euler told his father that there was no need to shrink the sheepfold, but he had an idea. Father didn't believe that little Euler would have a way. I thought, "How can there be such a cheap thing in the world?" However, little Euler insisted that he would be able to kill two birds with one stone. The father finally agreed to let his son try.
Little Euler saw his father agree, stood up and ran to the sheepfold to get ready to start work. He shortened the original side length of 40 meters to 25 meters centered on the stake. Run to the other side, extend the original side length15m, and increase10m to 25m. In this way, the original planned sheepfold has become a square with a side length of 25 meters.
Father built a fence according to the sheepfold designed by little Euler. 100 meter fence is really enough, no more, no less, all used up. The area is enough, a little bigger.
Father thinks it's a pity to let such a clever child herd sheep. Later, he tried to let little Euler know the great mathematician Bernoulli. On the recommendation of mathematicians, little Euler became a college student in university of basel on 1720. This year, little Euler 13 was the youngest student in this university.
Top 4: Eight-year-old Gauss discovered the mathematical theorem.
The famous German scientist Gauss (1777 ~ 1855) was born in a poor family. Gauss learned to calculate by himself before he could speak. When he was three years old, he watched his father calculate his salary one night and corrected his father's calculation mistakes.
One day, Gauss's math teacher was very depressed. Say to the students, "You calculated the sum of 1 plus 2 plus 3 to 100 for me today. Whoever can't figure it out will be punished for not going home for lunch. " As a result, in less than half an hour, Xiao Gao Si picked up the slate and stepped forward. "Teacher, is this the answer?"
Without looking up, the teacher waved his thick hand and said, "Go, go back!"! Wrong. " Gauss stood still and put the slate in front of the teacher: "Teacher! I think this answer is correct. "
The math teacher wanted to shout, but he was surprised when he saw the number written on the slate: 5050. How did this 8-year-old get the answer so quickly?
Gauss explained a method he discovered, which was used by the ancient Greeks and China people to calculate the sequence1+2+3+…+n. Gauss's discovery made the teacher feel ashamed, and felt that his previous view of being arrogant and belittling poor children was wrong. He also taught seriously in the future, and often bought some math books from the city for his own study and lent them to Gauss. With his encouragement, Gauss later did some important research in mathematics.
Top 5: Chen Jingrun conquers Goldbach conjecture.
Chen Jingrun, a famous mathematician, made great contributions to overcoming Goldbach's conjecture and founded the famous "Chen Theorem", so many people affectionately called him "the prince of mathematics". But who would have thought that his achievement originated from a story?
1937, diligent Chen Jingrun was admitted to Huaying College in Fuzhou. At this time, during the period of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, Professor Shen Yuan, director of the Department of Aeronautical Engineering in Tsinghua University, returned to Fujian to attend the funeral, unwilling to stay in his hometown because of the war. Several universities got the news and wanted to invite Professor Shen to give lectures. He declined the invitation. As he is an alumnus of Huaying, he came to this middle school to teach mathematics to his classmates in order to report to his alma mater.
One day, Teacher Shen Yuan told us a story in math class: "A Frenchman discovered an interesting phenomenon 200 years ago: 6=3+3, 8=5+3, 10=5+5, 12=5+7, 28= 5+23. Every even number greater than 4 can be expressed as the sum of two odd numbers. Because this conclusion has not been proved, it is still a guess. Euler said: Although I can't prove it, I am sure this conclusion is correct.
It is like a beautiful light ring, shining with dazzling brilliance in front of us not far away. ..... "Chen Jingrun stare eyes, absorbed.
The celebrity story of Ba is about 200 words.
Zhuge Liang's childhood story
One day, the teacher said to his classmates, "Who can leave the classroom at noon?" So, big experts began to think of ways. However, Zhuge Liang fell asleep there.
The student asked him, "Mom, can you figure out a way to sleep here?"
Zhuge Liang said, "I have come up with a way, and this way is to sleep."
Everyone is talking about it, and I don't know what Zhuge Liang will do.
Suddenly, at noon, Zhuge Liang got up. He found the teacher and expressed his dissatisfaction with the teacher, which made the teacher suddenly fly into a rage. So the teacher ordered everyone to drive Zhuge Liang out of the classroom.
After Zhuge Liang was kicked out of the classroom, he said to his teachers and classmates, "Teacher, you asked a question before. Who can leave the classroom at noon?" I'm not leaving now! "
The teacher suddenly realized that Zhuge Liang was a clever boy.
By this time, everyone understood Zhuge Liang's meaning.
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