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Six-person farce
Venue: Xiaoming's living room
Time: one afternoon
Character: washing machine refrigerator
The first field
Washing machine: (dismissively) Look at you. You are so old that you have nothing to do standing in the corner all day. Although I am younger than you, I do much more work than you. I help the owner clean the clothes every day. How difficult it is!
Refrigerator: (not to be outdone) You said I was useless? Impossible, right? Whenever summer comes, Xiaoming plays football and sweats and runs home. As soon as he opens me, he can eat delicious popsicles and drink iced juice. Can you wash out so many cold drinks? Of course it's my credit!
Washing machine: (furious) Hey ... Are you kidding? If Xiaoming only eats popsicles and drinks juice, who will wash his dirty and smelly clothes? Not me yet? Round and round, anyway, your credit is not as big as mine.
Refrigerator: (hands akimbo) What do you say if the host has leftovers after dinner today? Isn't it just sent to my stomach to keep me fresh?
Washing machine: (angry) I am awesome! ! !
Refrigerator: (staring) You are really useless. ...
They quarreled fiercely, and neither of them would let anyone.
Washing machine: (smug) Stop arguing. Your job is not difficult for me anyway. Besides, it's not difficult. Otherwise, let's change jobs from tomorrow.
Refrigerator: Just change it. Who's afraid of who?
The second field
Venue: Xiaoming's living room
Time: one morning
Character: the owner of the washing machine refrigerator
The next day, as soon as the host went out, the two began to change jobs. )
Washing machine: (happy) Dude, please give me your task. Put all the popsicles, juice, chicken, duck and fish in your stomach into mine. I'm going to start work.
Refrigerator: (happy) No problem, then please give me your dirty clothes and let me handle it!
They all handed over their work to each other and began to work. )
Washing machine: (proudly) Wait, the master will praise me when he comes.
Refrigerator: (disapprovingly) Stop daydreaming. Master only praised me when he came back. Is it your turn?
(Master is back. )
Moderator: (opening the refrigerator) What's the matter? Why did all my clothes get into your stomach? The washing is not clean and the clothes are hard.
Host: (turning on the washing machine) What's the matter? All the popsicles have melted, leaving only poor sticks and a big pool of water, and chickens, ducks and fish are stinking.
Voice-over: The washing machine and refrigerator are too ashamed to speak. Now they know that everyone has his own strengths and weaknesses, and each has his own skills. No one is perfect.
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