Copywriting to make people laugh when posting on Moments

1. Diamonds are forever, one diamond will make you bankrupt!

2. What difference does it make whether you lose weight or not? It just changed from eating with confidence to eating with fear.

3. I am not fat, it is swelling caused by allergies to life.

4. If you can’t take a step back and the sky will be brighter, then take a few more steps back; if you can’t endure the situation calmly, then take a few more steps.

5. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, but without marriage, love will die without a burial place!

6. They say it’s too tiring to like one person, so I liked several people, but it turned out to be even more tiring!

7. Face is the most amazing part of the human body. For some people, it can be big, small, thick, thin, or even dispensable.

8. There are many ways to end a friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money and not repay it.

9. Everyone says I am single, which is really funny. Aren’t we all the same? Who can have twins? Even Nezha, with three heads and six arms, is just one body!

10. "There are always stray dogs following me. Do I look so caring?" "You look like a meat bun!"

11. Have you eaten the fruit every time? How long does it take for me to pee? It’s really sad. I feel like I’m just a juicer.

12. Every time after taking an exam, I comfort myself, "It doesn't matter. The important thing is to participate."

13. Why are you myopic? In order to look at things in the world lightly, I blurred my eyes.

14. "What did you eat that made your farts smell so smelly?" "What's wrong, you still want the formula?"

15. I was crossing the road that day, thinking about something. Didn't look at the traffic lights. A car suddenly stopped next to me, and then I heard a cordial greeting: What are you busy with, brother? Are you going to be reincarnated?

16. Once when I was having dinner with a friend, he showed off his height to me. He said: My mother is 155cm and my dad is 160cm, but I can actually grow to 18cm. Hahaha. I don't envy him, I think he may be a person with a story.

17. I bought a bottle of rat poison, which said it was purely natural and did not contain any additives. What? Are you worried that it will be unhealthy if the mice eat it?

18. A new colleague came to the unit today. Out of courtesy, he greeted me: Hello, my surname is Ma. Damn it! Isn't this a challenge to me? I said: Hello, my surname is Bai, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.

19. In this life, in addition to falling in love at first sight, there should also be blindness.

20. When you see others working so hard, so diligently, and so high-spirited on the road to success, ask yourself, don’t you want to be a stumbling block for them?

21. Not wanting to fall in love is a good excuse, as if you would really be attracted to someone if you wanted to fall in love.

22. The status of single, marriageable men and women in the family is the same as that of concubines in the harem who are unable to give birth to a prince. Some people are worried about you, some give you advice, some give you a blank look, and some It's a joke on you.

23. An impulsive girl like me should be given a good amount of money to calm down.

24. You will never know the correct answer unless you try, but if you try, you will know that you should not try.

25. Looking at the angry attitude when you tear apart the express package with your hands, you don’t look like a weak woman who can’t even unscrew the cap of a mineral water bottle.