Cabbage joke

1, just graduated: See you soon, brothers! One year after graduation: Brothers, there will be wives in the future! Later: brothers, regret marrying a wife; Later: Brothers, there will be a stepmother! Finally: Brothers, I regret having a second wife. 2. Witches are called beauties, sharp ones are called talented women, wooden ones are called ladies, faded ones are called gentleness, fierce ones are called straightforwardness, silly ones are called sunshine, malicious ones are called Leng Yan, native ones are called modesty, foreign ones are called temperament, strange ones are called personality, bandits are called capable, tender ones are called youthful and glamorous, and old ones are called charming and glamorous. ! Although there is no cabbage, take this and try it! ! !