Super cute children's jokes

A joke is something that makes people laugh. Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. The following are my super cute children's jokes for reference only. Welcome to reading.

Super cute children joke 1 1. Before going to bed, I told my son a story and said, "There is a bird who is very filial to the old man. When her mother is old, she catches worms for her mother to eat. What will you do if I get old? "

The son said seriously, "I'll catch big bugs for my mother!" " "

2. My son came home from the exam without even saying hello. He lowered his head and went back to the house.

Dad: "The score is down. How many points? "

Son: "Dad, are you in a good mood today?"

Dad: "Good."

Son: "In order not to affect your good mood, you'd better not ask."

Dad: "I am very peaceful and will not be affected."

Son: "No matter how peaceful, knowing this score will become uneven."

Dad: "I don't have time to argue with you. Tell me how many points you got. "

Son: "You are angry, how dare I say?"

Dad quickly put on a smiling face and asked, "How many points?"

Son: "You are so moody that I dare not say anything."

My son is addicted to playing small games recently, and it takes more than an hour to play.

Mom: Son, is it that funny?

Son: It's fun.

Mom: Shit, will you be addicted to the Internet when you grow up?

Son: What do you mean by indulging in the Internet?

Mom: I just play games online all day.

Son: Oh, just like mom visiting Taobao?

Super cute children's joke 2 1, eating with relatives. Dally with relatives and children: "Baby, do you have a girlfriend in kindergarten?"

He immediately pulled down his face and said, "Don't mention her to me!"

2. My six-year-old son fell naughty and wiped his scalp.

The next day, I took him to take a bath, refused to wash his hair, and asked him why: I was afraid of going into my brain.

3. Dad: "You have one orange, I'll give you two more. How many do you have? "

Son: "I don't know, the teacher taught us to use apples."

Dad: "Well, how much are three catties of apples?"

Son: "You must first find out how many apples there are in a catty."

In midsummer, the room is very hot. The son muttered in bed, "It's too hot in the mosquito net. Mom, please open a hole to cool off.

Super cute children's joke 3 1, son: "Dad, our art teacher is so stupid that he doesn't even know horses!"

Dad: "How do you know?"

Son: "Today, I drew a horse in art class. The teacher looked at it and said, "What are you drawing?" " "

2. Dad: "You failed again. How many years are you going to stay in the third grade of primary school? "

Son: "All my life."

Dad: "Ah!"

Son: "Our teacher says it is never too old to learn."

3. Mom: "You learned a lot at school today!"

Son: "Not much, I have to leave tomorrow."

In the evening, the mother shouted to her son in the living room, "Son, go to the kitchen and see if the light is off."

The son went to have a look and came back and said, "Mom, the kitchen is dark and I can't see anything."

5. Mom: "Didn't I tell you? Give your brother whatever he wants. "

Brother: "Just now he asked me to dig a hole for him in the middle of the yard, so I dug it for him."

Mom: "Then why is he crying?"

Brother: "He insisted that I move the hole into the house."

Super cute children's joke 4 1, 7-year-old son ran into the room and proudly showed me a crawling caterpillar in his hand. I was scared when I saw the bug, but I couldn't let my son see it, so I said in a relaxed tone, "Get it outside quickly, its mother must be looking for it."

The son turned and walked out. I thought I had achieved my goal. But who knows that he will come back soon with two caterpillars crawling on his hands: "Mom, I brought his mother!" " "

My son just entered the first grade, and one day he forgot to bring his pencil case. His anxious mother specially sent it to him in class. The teacher touched his son's head and whispered, "Say goodbye to mom."

Immediately, dozens of students in the class shouted in unison: "goodbye, mom!" " "

3. Dad: "Don't move your feet while eating."

Son: "How did you see my feet under the table? Is it because you have corns on your feet? "

My 4-or 3-year-old daughter said she could make sentences, so I asked her to make sentences with "young". She immediately made a sentence: "Mom lost weight, and lost a lot of pounds when she was young."

In order to express my desire for my son, I named him "Zhuoyue". For seven years, there is nothing wrong with this name. I watched TV the night before yesterday, and there was an advertisement on TV. The slogan is "Challenge the limit and pursue excellence". My son suddenly asked me, "Dad, why do they pursue me?"

6. The children get together and everyone performs.

One of the children is excellent and plays the piano on the stage. After the performance, the parents who watched the performance kept shouting for her to play another one.

The teacher asked her if she wanted to play another song. As a result, the child was so anxious that he was about to cry: "I didn't play it wrong. Why should I play it again?"

7. It is really a biological child.

My wife farted loudly while watching TV last night, and I was just about to say something sarcastic. The five-year-old son next to him said silently, "The light in the corridor is on ..."

8. The financial storm is coming.

The son took the cash from home to the balcony and said, "The financial storm is coming!" " "

I have my own pocket money.

Me: Little girl, uncle will buy you some candy. Little girl: I have my own pocket money. Me: Hey, how much pocket money can you have? Little girl: I have saved more than 8 thousand. Me: ok ... can I buy a pack of cigarettes for my uncle?

10, you can't take the train at night

Son and mother are chatting on the train. Son: Mom, you can't take the train at night. Ghosts! Mom: Don't talk nonsense, there are ghosts! Child: There is a track!

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