My wife asked me to tell her a story before going to bed. Please recommend some sweet stories, love stories and jokes.

Students who take the initiative to chat with me

A high school classmate (male) took the initiative to chat with me online, as follows:

He: How about it?

Me: Not bad.

He: I like you for a long time. I love you.

I panicked: Oh, no, it's too sudden. Stop joking.

He: Let's get married.

Me: ...

He: Get to the point. Can you lend me 500 yuan?

Handsome guy was dumped by his boyfriend.

In the park, a beautiful woman found a handsome guy sitting on a bench and fell in love with him at first sight, but the handsome guy looked sad.

The beautiful woman went over and sat next to the handsome guy, thinking about how to find a topic to chat with him.

The beauty thought about it, pretended to be depressed and said, I'm in a terrible mood recently!

The handsome boy turned to look at the beautiful woman and asked, what's wrong with you?

Beauty is still depressed: my boyfriend dumped me!

Handsome boy sighed: Alas, me too!

A very touching love story

There is a couple. Girls are beautiful and considerate, and occasionally come up with some bad ideas to play tricks on boys. The boy is smart and sensible, and most importantly, he has a strong sense of humor. When she gets along with him, she always tries to make the girl laugh. Girls like boys' optimistic mood.

They always get along well. Girls' feelings for boys are faint, saying that boys are like their own family. Boys love girls very much and care about her. So every time we quarrel, boys will say it's their own fault. Even sometimes when I really don't blame him, he says so. He didn't want to make the girl angry.

Five years later, boys still love girls, just like before. One weekend, the girl was on a business trip, and the boy was going to look for her, but when he heard that she had something to do, he gave up the idea. He stayed at home all day and didn't contact the girl. He thinks it's not good to disturb the girl who has been busy. Unexpectedly, when the girl was busy, she was still thinking about the boy, but one day there was no news of the boy, and she was very angry. I sent a message to that boy, which was very serious. I even mentioned breaking up. It was afternoon 12. The boy was in a hurry and called the girl's cell phone three times in a row, and they all hung up. Nobody answered the phone at home. I guess the girl unplugged the telephone line. The boy grabbed his clothes and went out. He is going to the girl's house. It was 12: 25. That girl is in 65438.

There is nothing to say all night. The boy stopped calling the girl. The next day, the girl received a phone call from the boy's mother, and there were tears in the phone. The boy had a car accident last night. The police said that the speed was too fast, which caused him to brake slowly and hit a big truck that broke down halfway. When the ambulance arrived, people were already dying. The girl is heartbroken and can't cry, but it's no use regretting again. She can only miss the joy and happiness that the boy brought her from small memories.

The girl fought back her grief and came to the parking lot of the accident car. She wants to see the last place where the boy stayed. This car is completely deformed. The steering wheel and dashboard are still stained with the boy's blood. The boy's mother gave the girl his belongings, wallet, watch and mobile phone stained with the boy's blood. The girl opened her purse, which contained her photo, and most of her blood was soaked. When the girl picked up the boy's watch, she was surprised to find.

The girl instantly understood that after the accident, the boy tried his best to call her, but she didn't answer because there was still a traffic jam. The boy never had the strength to dial again, and he left with infinite attachment and guilt for the girl. A girl never knows what the last thing a boy wants to say to her is. The girl also understood that no one would love her more than this boy.