Humorous jokes suitable for couples.

Humorous jokes suitable for couples are as follows:

1, Mr. Wang washes clothes with a washing machine. When he took his clothes out to dry, he found that his shirt and his wife's skirt were washed together. He said helplessly, my clothes are washed with my wife's clothes. Will my clothes become too feminine?

My wife cut her hand while cooking. She shouted: Ah! I need to reserve a bed in the hospital! Mr. Wang came over and saw his wife's finger bleeding slightly, so he said, no, don't go to the hospital, just go to the drugstore and buy some band-AIDS. The wife said angrily, you always make a big fuss about small things, which is why we always quarrel!

There is a couple on vacation, and they decide to go swimming. The wife jumped into the swimming pool and found that the water was cold, so she rushed out and told her husband that it was too cold. Give it a try! The husband jumped into the swimming pool, swam for a while, then rushed out and said to his wife, no, you are too hot.

Humorous sentences

1, thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and drank another bottle.

I envy those who can be with the people I like. Unlike me, I have long been surrounded by people who like me.

You will meet a good girl one day. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds, your money, and of course she doesn't want you.

There is a dress in every girl's closet called: I used to be poor and now I feel ugly.

There is no money in my wallet. What happened? There is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork.

6, the days have been tight, and today there is finally a luxury, spending 30% of the video game selfie.