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Li Dazui of Tongfu Inn

Li Dazui, male, 27 years old, unmarried, healthy, no marriage room, all kinds of excellent qualities, survival of the fittest.

Li Dazui is the fattest and dumbest in Tongfu Inn (although he loves to be clever). He is kind-hearted, honest, reckless, timid, filial, honest, greedy, the best eater, stingy (because of lack of money), dizzy, and has worked as a head catcher before, so he is the second best cook in Tongfu Inn (the first)

This is a brief introduction of Li Dazui by Baidu Encyclopedia. Li Dazui is illiterate, timid, greedy and stingy.

As a chef, although the dishes he cooks are not delicious, he is still very dedicated. When people say that his cooking tastes terrible, he will say, you can insult me, but don't insult my work. He will get angry when someone asks you to cook instead of him. What are you doing? Who let you into my kitchen, who let you touch my big spoon, who let you touch my soy sauce ... If it's not soy sauce, it can also be vinegar ... Try it. ...

As a son, Li Dazui is very filial. In order to make my mother happy, he will drag everyone to play a martial arts champion no matter how hard and tired he is. He has tried his best to let his mother know that he has a bright future now, and he is living well now. Everything is just to reassure mother.

As a man, all the affection is left to Huilan alone. He is very stingy, but he can do anything in the face of orchids. In order to talk to Orchid more, he signed a deed of sale and bought Orchid's kitchen knife with money.

If Li Dazui has shortcomings, then affection is the shining point that he can resist everything.

Some people, after meeting, will never see others again in this life. That's what Li Dazui did. When he met the orchid, he missed his life.

Ever since I met you at Tongfu Inn (Chen Wenjing Tea), it's like spring breeze blowing into my heart (Chen Wenjing Tea). I want to tell you gently, don't forget me (Chen Wenjing Cha).

The first time I saw you at Tongfu Inn, I knew I could never escape.

The first time I saw orchids, it was the time when orchids competed to get married. The way he danced with orchids at the gate of Tongfu Inn was probably the most beautiful scene in his life. Although everything is Li Dazui's imagination, it is the most beautiful memory after Li Dazui and the most beautiful orchid in memory.

I fell in love with Cymbidium at first sight and immediately pursued it. I beat Huilan in the matchmaking contest and tried my best to pursue her. Finally, because Guo Furong instigated the contest to get married and failed in pursuing a big mouth, Whelan left angrily. After Huilan left Tongfu Inn, Dazui was in a daze for some time, expecting Huilan to walk in through that door again every day.

The second time I saw Huilan, it was the kitchen knife door incident. Seeing Huilan again lit the fire of hope in Li Dazui's heart. In order to talk to Huilan more, I signed the deed of sale without hesitation and bought two kitchen knives for Huilan with money. He also knows that Whelan's knife is worthless, that the so-called kitchen knife door is deceptive, and that Whelan lied to him. But what can I do? It's an orchid. Love makes him have no bottom line.

But that's Whelan.

To love someone is to give him all his preferences. That's an orchid. I don't care who it is, but if it is you, I will give up all my principles. I am willing to betray the whole world for you.

All emotions in the world are like this, and so are all preferences in the world.

Only in the end, I only got Yang Huilan's sentence "You are a good man".

When I met Whelan for the third time, Whelan was married. At that time, Li Dazui was full of disappointment, but he still smiled and said I wish you happiness.

When everyone says something wrong or does something wrong, you can hit me and scold me, but you can't stop me. ...

From the first day I met you, there was no one else in my heart. I know, it's silly, but I want to. Every time I think of you, my heart is warm and everything is strong. Laobai laughed at me and said that I don't have to burn kang in winter. It's enough to miss you and save a lot of firewood. ...

What are you laughing at? I'm serious, as long as you are here, no matter how difficult it is. ...

Although she was told that she was married after her affectionate confession, she still couldn't stop Li Dazui from liking Huilan. I like you, and it has never had anything to do with you. As long as you are happy, I don't seem to have such a hard time, but how can I be unhappy?

After Huilan left, what was left for the big mouth was the waiting that could not wait any longer. I had some hopes. Now that you are married, I can only wish you happiness in the future.

This little guy who smells like fireworks is also the most affectionate person. Each of us has a big mouth, but not everyone can meet someone who has missed his life at a glance. Not everyone can meet the person who makes you desperate. If you meet him, it is already the greatest luck in my life. How dare you expect?

Li Dazui's affection is love at first sight. I like you. It's none of your business. As long as you are happy, I will bring you all the good luck from now on. After that, I just hope you are well.