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What can change in one minute?

One minute can...

1. Run 400 meters

2. Speed ??read a story of 500-600 words

3. Type 100 words on the keyboard

4. Write 70 words

5. Can determine the outcome of a game

6. Save a person's life Life

7. The heart beats an average of 66 times a minute

8. Missing a bus/train/tube. Causing you to be 20 minutes late

9. Can be changed A person's mood

10. 600GB of data can be transmitted between networks

11. Information changes (the stock market rises or falls sharply)

12. 152 new lives are born every minute

13. You can fall in love with someone

14. Figure out one thing

Wait

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If you call and miss a high-speed exit, you have to run to the next city to get out.

Play Diablo II and you can level up to level 3 in as fast as one minute. .

Eating 2 steamed buns.

Making the decision not to go to work.

Kissing my extremely frustrated girlfriend, my attitude changed 180 degrees.< /p>

Help an old lady who is unwilling to cross the road to cross the road.

Make a baby laugh.

Make a girl angry and cry.

With friends After a fight.

The plane accelerated from accelerating to taking off.

It was close to the painful period when a person was burned to death.

It is said that when a person is beheaded, the blood can spray Nearly a minute.

I missed the sofa while typing and was snatched by tom_cat, hahahahaha!!!

2. You can take off your clothes in one minute.

3. I couldn’t find the toilet and peed my pants.

4. You can heat a bowl of rice in the microwave in one minute.

5. You can eat an egg.

You can put on clothes.

You can wash your hands.

You can walk to the park closest to your home.

6. You can blink your eyes many times and let go. A few farts, a few stretches, a few yawns/sneezes.

Use the computer to calculate 8-digit arithmetic and take a nap without being noticed by the teacher.

7 .Say i love u 60 times.

8. Change the ending of a game! In fact, one second is enough, just like Germany!

9. You can listen to a short song You can install a small software for dance music

You can play the harmonica.

10. If you hit yourself with AK, you can die many times.

11. It is worth pondering As for the topic, one minute can change the world.

12. A joke: In a program discussing the lives of lovers, a pair of lovers opened a topic: If there are still 5 minutes before the end of the earth, what will you do? What will he choose to do? The boy looked at the girl affectionately and said shyly: We will do it happily in the last moment... The girl interjected doubtfully: There are still 4 minutes left for us. Why?

13. Go to a specialty store to buy the clothes you have been dreaming about for a long time, although the price is extremely expensive.

14. Call your parents and simply say: I want to You guys, you should pay attention to your health. What you get in that minute is a long-lasting touch from your parents.

15. You can delete the paper you have written for a long time, and start hating one person, killing another person, flattening another person and beating others. One person slaps someone, slaps someone, slaps someone, pinches someone, stabs someone, knocks someone. 16. In this minute, you can think about what you thought about in the previous minute and what you thought about in the previous minute. What I thought about the minute before, what I did the minute before... An hour has passed... A day has passed... A week has passed... A month has passed... A year has passed It's passed...life has passed like this.

17. You can completely put down a person in one minute and forget about it.

I just saw this post a minute ago The person's message said, "I have a good reputation among people. Just take your time."

If you don't get along with me, you'll have to find the reason yourself!" Haha, what can I say when faced with someone who feels so good about himself? A very complicated psychological process was completed neatly after seeing this sentence.

18. Amnesia, love at first sight, sign marriage, sign divorce, jump off a building, throw a ball, enemies become friends and vice versa.

19. You can make a decision that changes your entire life in one minute.

You can run from the classroom to the cafeteria in one minute

You can enter your IP card password and dial your home phone number in China within one minute

Within one minute You can want to forget someone but you can't really do it

You can change your attitude towards someone in one minute

You can take 10 photos and shake hands with 20 people in one minute< /p>

Within one minute you can feel homesick and lost in thought

20. Within one minute you can: watch the plane fly over the sky; watch a leaf fall from the tree; review Memories that have been stored in the brain; crying suddenly; smelling the aroma of mother cooking in the kitchen; turning on the faucet; fingers playing different melodies on the keys; missing someone; seeing countless cars passing through the window Passed by...

21. An earthquake of magnitude 8 or above can occur once a minute. A meteor passes through the atmosphere.

A sperm meets an egg after traveling a long distance. Paragraph DNA replication, translation, expression.

A cormorant completes a fishing dive. A bull riding performance.

A mosquito sucks blood once.

Listen to the phone ring 5 times. The climax of love.

22. Understand that you have fallen in love with someone,

Then love the person you fell in love with,

Always remember the name of the person you fell in love with.

23. You can read a post and like it.

24. A goal in the World Cup.< /p>

25. Save the Earth~!!!

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Phew, finally finished,

There is a lot in one minute of a human being It can be said that there are so many times that no one wants to count it. It is said to be very short. It is very short when playing games. It is very long. It is very long during class. In short, if you notice, it is very long. It is as long as... If you go crazy, ignore it. It is very short, so short that it will make you suffocate. How many minutes have we lived, but how many minutes can we remember? Everyone has been divided into minutes fairly, but most of them have been forgotten by us unintentionally. It's wasted. Your memory may be a moment, but usually you have to recall a full minute of footage before it can be condensed into one frame of memory. Those precious minutes become the testimony of your life and your cherished friends. The contribution made by your partner becomes the joy you gain from working hard and the reward you get for your happy life. Every minute records the ordinary things that we seldom pay attention to in our lives, but it is these ordinary things that bring about They have given us bitterness, experience, gain and happiness. They are the moments that once excited you. Maybe you are not good at remembering your past minutes, but they have become the basis for shaping who you are today. It cannot be denied that you cannot Reject them, because they are one of the few great things that will make you smile slightly when you get older. Therefore, please cherish every minute around you, and you will find that your life is the most beautiful.

PS: Finally add some of my own opinions,

What can be done in one minute:

1. It can start from deciding to get up to giving up getting up. Cancel. You can get up -> turn off the alarm clock -> go to bed.

2. You can make a person cry and then make her laugh. You can also make her laugh and then make her cry.

< p> 3. You can let a person say what he wants to hear.

4. You can watch the opening of the God of Death, and then watch the review of previous stories in the next minute.

5. What is done in one minute in the animation forces you to spend 20 minutes to watch it, and again forces you to spend 10080 minutes waiting for the next one-minute story next week.

6 .You can go home and check whether the locked door is locked (obsessive-compulsive disorder)

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7. You can go to the toilet, brush your teeth, and wash your face.

8. You can call your friends in the UK and it will automatically enter the voicemail after 5 rings without saying anything. Hang up and get deducted 1 pound.

9. You can have the idea of ??updating the blog.

10. Upload 20 photos at my internet speed.

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12. Eat the pudding you spent 120 minutes making

13. Turn on the power of the psp -> Startup logo -> Menu selection -> Select Monster Hunter 2 game->logo->now loading->memory stick access data->notes->manufacturer trademark->title animation->key skip->start menu->read progress->now loading-> Enter the game

14. You can die and you can be reborn

15. When living overseas, you can make a bag of black sesame paste, a bowl of soy milk, a cup of milky coffee, or a cup Cappuccino

16. Can make friends happy