So boring, give me a happy joke.

Buyer: May I ask why the European version and the licensed version should be sold separately?

Seller: Because it is inconvenient to stick together.

Buyer: ..............

Buyer: Boss, do you think the European version is better or the licensed version is better?

Seller: Maybe it's the European version.

Buyer: Why?

Seller: Because I have only seen licensed products with special maintenance centers.

Buyer: Boss, how about this ringtone?

Seller: It will definitely ring!

Buyer: Boss, what is the biggest advantage of this mobile phone?

Seller: You can call.

Buyer: Oh! What are the disadvantages?

Seller: You can't shave.

Buyer:. ........................

Buyer: Boss, my classmate said that the mobile phone you bought here can be changed even if it falls from the fourth floor and breaks. Is that so?

Seller: You should pay more attention to this classmate, don't leave him alone, chat with him more and participate in some group activities. If you don't see improvement, you can send it to the hospital for observation.

Buyer: Oh!

Buyer: Boss, do you have any chocolate?

Seller: Yes, Dove and Di Chin.

Buyer: I mean the mobile phone!

Seller: Oh, I didn't know I was selling mobile phones until you reminded me.

Buyer: Boss, please tell me again how to distinguish primary batteries from assembled batteries.

Seller: If you throw the battery into the fire, the original explosion will be louder.

Buyer: With such an expensive mobile phone, I might as well buy a laptop.

Seller: That's right. I think it must be cool for you to stand in a crowd, open your notebook and stick it to your ear to answer the phone.

Buyer: Hello?

Seller: Sorry, I only sell mobile phones!

Buyer: Boss, is the call quality of this mobile phone good?

Seller: Samsung's are generally very good.

Buyer: None of the mobile phones I bought works, and I can't hear what others are saying clearly.

Seller: Oh

Buyer: What do you recommend me to buy?

Seller: hearing AIDS.