Are there any funny sketches with few lines?

After reading the apple, I found that men are unreliable.

After reading Lust, Caution, I found that women are unreliable.

After reading the warlords, I found that my brother was unreliable.

After reading the assembly number, I found that the organization was unreliable.

After reading "Mom Loves Me Again", I found that Dad was unreliable.

After reading the new Never Give Up, I found my son unreliable.

After reading "Golden Flower in the City", I found that my wife and husband are unreliable.

After reading a dream of red mansions, I found that my grandmother and sister-in-law were unreliable.

After watching Journey to the West, I found that the master was unreliable.

After seeing Huo Yuanjia, I found that my apprentice was unreliable.

After watching Infernal Affairs, I found that the police were unreliable.

After reading the Water Margin, I found that leaders are unreliable.

After watching The Shawshank Redemption, I found that the cashier was unreliable.

After seeing Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I found that the company was not reliable either.

After reading the promise, I found that steamed bread is not reliable.

After reading Green Snake, I found that animals are unreliable.

After watching Prison Break, I found that the cell was unreliable.

After watching Sunny Days, I found that condoms are not reliable.

After watching "The Ring of Midnight", I found that the telephone was unreliable, and the TV was even more unreliable.

After reading Crazy Stone, I found that international experts are unreliable.

After reading "Changjiang No.7", I found that everyone on earth is unreliable.

After watching Transformers, I found that aliens are also unreliable.

After watching The Matrix, I found that all the realities were unreliable.

Conclusion: Only "I" can rely on.

Abbreviation: Holy shit! ! !