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Poor and ugly, 1.39 meters. Primary school culture, rural hukou. An acre of barren land, a broken house. Cold pot and cold stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth.

(1)/kloc-people under 0/8 please chat with me under the guidance of parents. 2 I am a non-professional chat person and do not undertake the obligation of taking the initiative to greet; Don't take the initiative to find a topic. ③ Reject the system of three questions and one answer. If I don't reply, please stop all messages consciously. You have the right to interrupt the conversation at any time and list me as a stranger or blacklist.

Note: I have the final interpretation right.

Life; Debut at the age of 0, 10 is progressive every day, ambitious at the age of 20, basically oriented at the age of 30, popular everywhere at the age of 40, working hard at the age of 50, playing mahjong at the age of 60, sunbathing at the age of 70, lying in bed at the age of 80, and hanging on the wall at the age of 90.

1) If being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make mistakes again and again.

2) Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

3) Ducks are too arrogant and rabbits are too talkative. I am a pig and I am fine.

4) No matter how old human members are, they are all young in front of money.

5) People who play Go just love to rob.

6) Brother, I'll throw a brick first. If there is jade, throw it to me.

7) Help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not. In the face of beauty, it is revised as: there is danger to save, and no danger can create danger.

8) I never write typos, but I write generic words.

9) Intelligence test is to see how stupid you really are.

10) someone's purpose: one cobbler kills three Zhuge Liang.

1 1) I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes.

12) ideal world = free phone+free internet access.

13) I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

14) in the face of the enemy's torture, I only have three words: "I told you!"

15) I bought an inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller!

16) It wasn't my carelessness, it was my intention!

Rizhao Luxiang raised his cigarette and went to the roast duck restaurant with Li Bai. He is drooling thousands of miles away and has no money in his pocket.

Men are afraid of chaos, women are afraid of meanness, and couples are afraid of changing their minds. There is no money at home and they are not afraid of having an affair.

There are girls who don't bubble, which is a great rebellion; When you see a girl, you bubble and do good things; Thin thighs, stunts, small ass, endless!

Everything goes well, life is better, playing cards is better, taste is better, the younger you live, the more handsome you grow, the gold is at home and the money is on the wall.

Drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up. If someone advises you, you cheat and come back before dark.

Fate let me know you, just like finding an embroidery needle in the vast sea, more like finding a female monkey who can't climb trees in the zoo.

Modern people's view of marriage is that a minor can commit a crime for one year, break up when engaged, get married when a new lover is married, and remarry when married.

If you have a fart, you will hold your heart; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!

heart for you

You are a life with incomplete evolution, an alien with genetic mutation,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Africans fuck the descendants of blacks, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo shame,

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you:

Can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as delicious as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as handsome as a flower, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again, if I see you,

I have to kill you.