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Tell a few tricks.
M: I really want to see this new movie.
W: Really, I heard it's ok, blabla.
Do you want to come along?
M: The one on XX Street is delicious.
Woman: Really? I haven't been there.
M: Let's go together another day.
4. A long time ago, the tortoise and the rabbit ran a race. The rabbit runs very fast, leaving the tortoise far behind. The rabbit ran for a while, thinking that the tortoise must not catch up with itself. So I decided to have a rest and fell asleep under a tree, but the tortoise didn't give up. It runs very hard. When the rabbit woke up, it was almost over!
The rabbit began to run in a hurry and ran faster and faster. Duang crashed into a tree and died.
5. Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is an old monk and a young monk in the temple. One day, the old monk brought back a turtle from the outside and said to the young monk, "I'm going down the mountain to beg for alms now." Please take care of the tortoise for me. "
The young monk took advantage of the old monk's coming down the mountain to make alms, boiled the turtle and left its shell on the table. When the old monk came back and saw the turtle shell, he asked the young monk, "Where is my turtle?" The young monk said, "I'm telling a story to the tortoise!" " "
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