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True and Fake Monkey King:

But it is said that Sun Dasheng got up in the air in annoyance and wanted to go back to the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain. He was afraid that the little demon in this cave would laugh at me. It is not a man's tool to be contrary to you. He wants to go to the Heavenly Palace, but he is afraid that he will not be able to live there for a long time. He wants to go to the island, but he is ashamed to see the immortals on the three islands. He wants to go to the Dragon Palace, but he doesn't want to. Fu Qi begged the Dragon King. Really helpless, he thought to himself: "Let's go, let's go, let's go! I'll go see my master, and it's still true." Zhai then put his head down and walked to Sanzang's horse. The attendant said: "Master, please forgive me for this! Don't you dare to commit any harm in the future. If you accept Master's teachings one by one, I will protect you from going to the West." When Tang Monk saw this, he even refused to agree. He grabbed his horse and read " "Tightening Hoop Mantra", he turned it over and over, recited it more than twenty times, poured the Great Holy Mantra to the ground, and the hoop sunk into the flesh to a depth of an inch, and then he stopped and said: "If you don't go back, why are you coming to pester me again?" ?” The traveler just said: “Don’t think about it, don’t think about it! I have a place to live, but I’m afraid you won’t be able to go to the west without me.” Sanzang said angrily: “You, the hozen, have harmed me a lot by killing people, but I really don’t want it now. You're gone! I can't go, it's none of your business! Come on, come on! If you're a little late, I won't stop saying this. I'll cut your brains out!" The great sage is in unbearable pain. The master did not change his mind, so he had no choice but to ride the somersault cloud again in the air. He suddenly realized: "This monk has betrayed my heart. I will go to Putuo Cliff to tell Guanyin Bodhisattva to come." Lord

Great Sage, I turned back my somersault, and after an hour, I arrived at the Nanyang Sea early, stayed in Xiangguang, and went to Luojia Mountain. I crashed into the purple bamboo forest. Suddenly I saw a wooden cross walker facing me and saluting: "Where are you going, Great Sage?" The traveler said: "I want to see the Bodhisattva." The wooden chak led the traveler to the entrance of Chaoyin Cave, and saw the boy Shancai making a salute: "Where is the great sage coming?" The traveler said: "I have something to tell the Bodhisattva." Shancai heard the announcement. He said with a smile: "What a naughty monkey! It's just like when I held Tang Monk and was bullied by you! My Bodhisattva is a great merciful and compassionate Bodhisattva who has great wishes and Mahayana, saves suffering and troubles, and is a saintly and kind Bodhisattva. If there is anything wrong with you, you want to Sue him?" The traveler was full of sullenness. When he heard this, he became angry. He drank the boy Shancai and fell back, saying: "This treacherous and ungrateful little beast is really stupid! , I asked the Bodhisattva to take you in, take refuge in the Buddha, and now you have such a blissful and eternal life, free and easy, and live as long as heaven. You still don’t bow to me, and you are so arrogant. I have something to ask the Bodhisattva, but why? Are you going to sue the Bodhisattva for being naughty?" Shancai said with a smile, "I'm still an impatient monkey. Why did you change your face when I was joking with you?" Zhai was talking about it, but he saw nothing. The parrot flew back and forth, knowing that it was the Bodhisattva calling, and the wooden fork and Shancai guided it forward to the foot of the lotus platform. When the traveler saw the Bodhisattva, he fell down and worshiped him. Unable to stop his tears, he cried loudly. The Bodhisattva taught Mu Cha and Shan Cai to help him up and said: "Wukong, I have something very sad to say. Don't cry. Don't cry. I will help you to save suffering and eliminate disasters." The traveler shed tears and worshiped again: "Back then, my disciples As a human being, have you ever been affected by that kind of anger? I have been freed from natural disasters by the Bodhisattva, taught ascetics, and protected Monk Tang from going to the west to pray to Buddha and seek scriptures. My disciple sacrificed his life to rescue his demonic obstacles, just like snatching a fragile bone from a tiger's mouth or uncovering a living thing from a dragon's back. "I only hope to return to the true fruit, cleanse my karma and eliminate evil. How can I know that the elder has been ungrateful and ungrateful, and he has not noticed the suffering of the innocent!" The Bodhisattva said: "Let me hear the reason for the innocent." The whole process of killing the grass bandits was explained in detail. But he said that Tang Monk was resentful because he killed many people and was indiscriminate, so he recited the "Tightening Mantra" and chased him away several times. He had no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth, so he came here to tell the Bodhisattva. The Bodhisattva said: "Tang Sanzang was ordered to go to the West. He was determined to be a good monk and would never harm his life. It seems that you have infinite magical powers, why bother to kill many grass bandits! Although the grass bandits are bad, after all they are human beings and should not be killed. It's different from those monsters and ghosts. The beating to death was your fault; the killing of this person was due to your unkindness. But Qu Tui San naturally saved your master. According to my opinion, it was your unkindness." The monk kowtowed with tears in his eyes and said, "Even if my disciple is not good, his merits should be punished. I should not be expelled like this." Wanwang Bodhisattva, out of great compassion, recited the Songhu'er Mantra, took off the golden hoop, and handed it back to him. You, please let me go to Shuilian Cave to escape!" The Bodhisattva smiled and said: "The Tathagata originally taught me the Tathagata's mantra when he sent me to the east to find scriptures and gave me three treasures. It is a brocade cassock, a nine-ring tin staff, and a golden hoop. There are three secret teachings and mantras, but there is no "Song Hoop Mantra."

The Bodhisattva said, "Where are you going without me?" "The traveler said: "I will go to the west to pray to the Tathagata and ask me to recite the "Songhu'er Mantra" before I go. "The Bodhisattva said: "You stay here, and I will see with you how the auspiciousness is. "There's no need to look at it," the traveler said, "it's just that it's ominous." "The Bodhisattva said: "I don't look at you, but at Tang Monk's auspiciousness. "The good Bodhisattva, sitting on the lotus platform, transporting the mind to the three realms, looking far away with his wise eyes, all over the universe, suddenly said: "Wukong, your master is in danger of hurting his body at this moment, and he will come to find you soon. You are only here, waiting for me to tell Monk Tang, and he will go with you to obtain the scriptures and achieve the true enlightenment. " Sun Dasheng had no choice but to take refuge, not daring to make any mistakes, and stood under the Baolian platform without saying a word. Zhai

But he said that Elder Tang rushed back to the journey, taught Bajie to lead the horse, Sha Monk to carry the burden, and connected the horse with four mouths. After running west for fifty miles, Sanzang reined up his horse and said, "Apprentice, since I left the village at the fifth watch, I was annoyed by the warmth of my horse. I have been hungry and hungry and thirsty for half a day. How about I go and prepare some food?" Shall I eat it? Bajie said, "Master, please get off your horse and wait until I see if there are any nearby villages to go to." Sanzang heard this and rolled off his horse. The fool raised his head on the clouds and looked carefully in mid-air. He could see mountains and ridges at a glance. He couldn't even think of a home. Bajie pressed down on the clouds and said to Sanzang, "But there is no place to transform into a house." There are no houses at all. Tripitaka said, "Since there is no place to turn to fasting, you can just get some water to quench your thirst." Bajie said, "Wait while I go to Nanshan Stream to get some water." "The Sha Monk immediately took the alms bowl and handed it to Bajie. Bajie took the alms bowl and drove away in the clouds. The elder sat by the roadside and waited for a long time, but he did not come back. He was suffering from dry mouth and tongue. There are poems to prove it. Said: The master

protects the spirit and nourishes the qi, which is called the essence. The original temperament is the same. The mind is confused, the mind is faint, and various diseases occur, and the essence is weakened and the Tao Yuan is weakened.

Three flowers. If you don’t work in vain, the four great depressions will be in vain, the earthwork will be in vain, the gold and water will be exhausted, and the Dharma body will be lazy. How long will it take to complete it? He stabilized his luggage, tied the white horse tightly and said, "Master, just be at ease and wait until I go to urge the water to come. "The elder was speechless with tears in his eyes, but he nodded in reply. Sha Monk hurriedly rode the cloud light and headed towards Nanshan. He knew that the master was practicing alone and suffering too much. When he was panicking, he suddenly Hearing a loud sound, the elder leaned forward and looked. It turned out to be Sun Xingzhe kneeling by the roadside, holding a porcelain cup in both hands and saying: "Master, without me, you can't even drink water." This is a nice glass of cold water. You can sip it to quench your thirst, and I will go to Huazhai later. The elder said: "I won't drink your water!" If you die of thirst, I will be appointed! I don’t want you anymore! Go ahead! "The traveler said: "Without me, you would not be able to reach the Western Heaven. Sanzang said: "I can go or go, but it's none of your business!" Throw the hozen! Just come and pester me to do whatever you want! "The traveler's face changed, he got angry and scolded the elder: "You cruel bald man, you despise me very much! "He threw the iron rod, lost the magnetic cup, and scratched the elder's back. The elder fell unconscious on the ground and could not speak. He picked up the two green felt bundles in his hands and drove somersaults through the clouds without knowing where he was going. < /p>

But it was said that Bajie was running down the south slope of the mountain with his alms bowl in his hands. Suddenly he saw a thatched cottage in the valley. When he first looked at it, it was hidden by the height of the mountain, so he could not see it. Now he came to the edge. Only then did I know that it was someone else's family. The fool thought to himself: "If I have such an ugly face, I will definitely be afraid of me, and it will be a waste of time and energy, and I will definitely not be able to eat." It must get better, it must get better! "What a fool, he twisted his hand, recited a mantra, shook his body seven or eight times, and transformed into a fat and yellow monk with tuberculosis. He hummed, approached the door, and shouted: "Donor, there are leftovers in the kitchen. , there are hungry people on the road. I am a poor monk who travels from east to west to obtain Buddhist scriptures. My master was hungry and thirsty on the way. He had rice and cold rice at home, so he donated some money to save his life. "It turned out that the men of that family were away, having gone to plant rice and sow the rice. Only the two women were at home. They had just cooked lunch and filled up two pots, but then sent them to the fields. There was still some rice and rice in the pots, but they had not been filled. When the woman saw that he looked so sick and yet said that he was going to the east and west, she was afraid that he was unconscious and talking nonsense. She was also afraid that he would fall and die in front of the door, so she could only coax Xixi and fill the pot with some leftover rice. The fool took it and found the original phenomenon. As he walked back to the old road, he heard someone calling "Bajie". When Bajie looked up, it was Sha Monk standing on the cliff. : “Come here, come here! He walked down the cliff and came to the front and said, "There is so much clear water in this stream that you can't scoop it out. Where did you go?" Bajie said with a smile: "When I got here, I saw that there was a family in Shangaozi.