A joke to encourage children to learn English.

A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallow it. She immediately picked him up, turned him over and hit him on the back, so he coughed up two dimes. She shouted wildly to her father outside.

"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What should I do? "

The father roared, "keep giving him five cents!" "

Mother saw her three-year-old son put a nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked him up and patted the back of his head. He coughed up two dimes. She frantically shouted to the father of the child outside:

"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What should I do? "

The child's father replied loudly, "Give him a few nickels!" " "

Just sew on the buttonhole.

Husband: Honey, did you sew a button on me?

Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I sewed the buttonhole.

Husband: Honey, did you sew the button for me?

Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I only sewed the buttonhole.