Missile cigarette joke

India can be said to be quite funny, so funny that some people with conspiracy theories think that India is actually lowering their vigilance for other people acting all over the country, but in fact India is indeed a funny country, which is characterized by its traditional culture, religion and class system. As our professor Zhang said, as long as the plane doesn't fall, the warship will be very powerful as long as it doesn't sink or catch fire. But it turns out that India can't even guarantee this. A missile may still miss 200 kilometers. Really not like a missile? Big country? Things you can do.

First of all, India's missiles have a range of less than 200 kilometers. It likes all kinds of things that advocate its own country. For example, in the past, Indian domestic mobile phone manufacturers advertised how good their mobile phones were and wanted to open the China market. I didn't expect it to be opened by a mobile phone made in China. There is Ganges water, and Indians intend to sell their bottled Ganges water to China for five yuan a bottle. Therefore, India is a country without self-knowledge. This time it was also developed by India itself? The intrepid cruise missile was also full of rhetoric before launch, but it made a big oolong when it was launched.

The missile deviated from its intended route shortly after launch. When the Indian military discovered the missile, it found that it deviated from the scheduled route by 200 kilometers. But this is not surprising, because this kind of missile is not imported from abroad and the engine is also produced in India. India's industrialization is quite backward, and none of them is complete and advanced enough for what they call it? Big country? Industrial system, so you don't need your own weapons.

Second, India is very funny in all aspects, not just military aspects, such as frequent plane crashes, silent warships, artillery explosions, missile deviation and so on. And in their daily life, they also made many jokes. For example, everyone is trying to prevent and control the epidemic, but Indians think that drinking cow urine and bathing with cow dung can cure the epidemic, which is completely a fantasy in the new era. Their behavior and thoughts are so funny because of their deep-rooted religious beliefs and cultural customs. However, if they can really improve their industrial system and make it catch up with developed countries, then India should not be underestimated.