Funny quotes about being too thin. Funny quotes about being too skinny.

1. Beauty, what’s the use of losing a little weight? Don’t listen to others’ false claims that you seem to have lost a little weight. What's the use of losing weight? Just listen to what others say, wow! You are so beautiful!

2. How long does it take to like someone, and how long does it take to forget someone.

3. I like this sentence: I lose weight, and the more I lose, the more I gain weight.

4. Thank you for leaving me and showing me how strong I am.

5. The peripheral vision of your eyes is really a wonderful thing. Don’t look at me. In fact, I have already glanced at you over and over again.

6. After finishing the math problems, my waist is no longer sore. , my legs no longer hurt, and even my heart stopped beating!

7. People who can influence my mood are really, really important in my heart.

8. Please accompany me to see the sea and let the sea breeze blow away all our worries.

9. Indifferent, my heart is like a knife.

10. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.

11. In order for you to hold me, I will lose weight starting from today.

12. Cherish it so much that nothing can be retained in the end.

13. The sunset floats alone, but my heart remains for you.

14. I want to tell those children who are struggling to lose weight that humans have not climbed to the top of the food chain just to be vegetarian.

15. Since he is gone, why bother using time to deceive yourself.

16. I would trade forty pounds of flesh on my body for 30 points for being a top student.

17. We also had good memories, but they were blurred by tears.

18. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

19. You sang, laughed, and left. I listened, cried, and stayed.

20. How many centuries have we spent in exchange for a perfect passing by each other in this life?

21. I don’t dare to say I love you first, because I’m afraid you’ll think this is just a game.

22. If I could really be more thoughtful, I would not have to rely on it

23. I have been wandering, but I have never seen the ocean.

24. I really hope there is such a person who can make me think about things day and night, not thinking about food and tea, having trouble sleeping and eating, and getting thinner and thinner and thinner and thinner and thinner and thinner.

25. When it comes to weight loss, fat people shout and thin people do it.

26. Even smiling is peaceful, but breathing feels unpredictable pain.

27. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little meatheads.

28. He tells you to lose weight because he dislikes you for being fat, but he makes excuses saying that it is good for your health.

29. Let the beast be my teacher in the new semester, and I promise that the bad students will counterattack the top students.

30. Give yourself a little more confidence and give the other person some trust, which is better than anything else.

31. I really want to tell you that your love has stood still.

32. When memories are stained with traces of aging, it is just because sadness never has an answer.

33. Although it is easy to attend class, it is not easy to understand. Listen and cherish.

34. There are two me in the world: me who is a foodie and me who really wants to lose weight.

35. I heard that bathing can help you lose weight, but can eating help you lose weight?

36. Do you know the purpose of losing weight? Losing weight is to eat again.

37. I have my own style, I have my own requirements, I am who I am, and cannot be copied or replaced. No matter how bad I am, there is only one me in the world.

38. How much paper will you bring to wipe your tears on graduation day?

39. In the world of planetary female fans, the most handsome person should be his/her own birth date, the second most handsome guy is usually an exo, and the third handsome guy is a male fan who likes all exo guys.

40. You tell me if I am dreaming. How could you love me?

41. The more I care about you, the more hurt I am.

42. No wonder the belly can’t grow smaller when all the worries are bottled up.

43. Girls have sweet mouths. So I decisively ate all the sweets in the house.

44. If you walk too coquettishly, you will fall; if you walk too hard, you will lose your waist.

45. A person may be a goddess, but once he meets his best friend, he will immediately turn into a girl.

46. I like to tell jokes when others have toothache.

47. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after she loses weight!

48. Even if you have only one true friend, you will feel rich.

49. The reason why I am fat is because I keep many things in mind and cannot lose weight.

50. Your side face and paleness continue in my memory.

51. If I really can’t lose weight, just let me grow taller!

52. Because I don’t want to miss the happiness of this stop, I cherish you even more.

53. How many people have said that you can only have the strength to lose weight when you are full. Stand up for me.

54. If you want to lose weight, you must pay a price. If you are too squeamish for fear of hardship, don’t start. There is no good way, just endure it. Don't ask me how I can bear it, just don't eat it.

55. The memories of you and me are like the wind, which feels different in every season.

56. We promised not to separate but to always be together, even if we are against time, even if we are against the whole world. ”

57. If you think you are fat but refuse to lose weight, just think of someone fatter than you. This is a great comfort. If you can’t find someone fatter than you, you will fend for yourself. Go!

58. I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a pig prince riding a white horse.

59. I just want you to be the protagonist in my life. That’s all.

60. You’re so hungry! Come on, show off!

61. I’m losing weight. No diet or exercise. I will lose weight. I will lose weight.

62. It’s just a waste of time.

, When your wedding dress comes down, I will match it with a short skirt - To my best friend, when you wear a suit and leather shoes, I will accompany you with splendor - To my brothers

64. My parents have kept me so fat for so many years. Is it easy? I will not lose weight, I will not lose weight.

65. Whether the next stop is hell, let’s see if there is a mistress.

66. I have achieved my goal of becoming a wealthy person. Half. I'm very naive at the moment...

67. You can quarrel with me, get angry with me, and be willful with me, but you can't leave me - To the one you love most! /p>

68. You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

69. I am developing a good student! Take a look at the video courses of Qingguo Academy to ensure that you become a scumbag and a scumbag, and a scumbag becomes a master~

70. I had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

71. The happiest thing in this life is to have a group of people who spoil me and make me arrogant in all kinds of ways

72. The most beautiful thing in the world is to struggle through tears. That smile.

73. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: I will die if I eat too much.

74. I am. I like my shadow in the sunset, it makes me look tall and thin.

75. Whether I am funny or not depends on whether the person standing in front of me is familiar with me~

76. There is a kind of girl who only thinks about two things: eating and losing weight.

77. I am willing to believe everything you say and lose your wisdom for love.

78. Standing on the street, thinking about your smile, I smiled unconsciously.

79. "Lu Xun was a professor before!" "Ah! It's a beast!" "That's also a beast. ”

80. I will be very strong, so strong that everyone will think I am trying to be strong.

81. The beauty of fireworks is just like having you by my side.

82. After separation, give me a new beginning.

83. If you don’t eat enough, how can you have the energy to lose weight?

84. For most women, the meaning of love is to be loved.

85. -Nine yuan for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools get divorced. So expensive!!

86. Joy is as short-lived as fireworks, and feelings are as fragile as glass.

87. I have a desire to lose weight and a stomach that is a foodie. They compete with each other every day. I counted with my fingers and realized, Emma, ??my stomach won again today.

88. I am troubled by the lack of someone to warm my bed.

89. The sad thing is that we have the same memory, but we can't share it together.

90. I have a desire to lose weight and a stomach that is a foodie. They compete every day. I counted with my fingers and Emma’s stomach won again today! Talk about how you feel good even after losing weight

Talk about how good you feel even after losing weight (Part 1)

1. Why is Shiba getting thinner and thinner, while others just want to drink? Money, and I drink not only for money, but also for my life.

2. As long as you taste the sweetness of such a noble thing as losing weight, you will become addicted. After all, watching the number on the scale go down is really addictive and satisfying.

3. In the past few days, friends have noticed that I have lost weight. It seems that I have really lost weight! I have not yet succeeded in losing weight, so I still need to keep working hard!

4. I was happy, and at 90 pounds, I shed tears of happiness.

5. I have obviously lost a lot of weight. Although I am still fat, I feel happy losing weight and have a great sense of accomplishment. It is my short-term goal to become thinner and more beautiful.

6. On the 220th day of exercise, I feel more and more relaxed, and I have lost weight again recently! Of course, persistence also requires healthy food assistance. Here I come to get in good shape! Let me run to the dark side.

After losing weight for 7.4 months, you will welcome a brand new self. Don’t let laziness delay your youth. If you persist, you will eventually have a wonderful life.

8. The word “lose weight” is just used to scare people away from the fat on their bodies.

9. Sometimes I pinch the flesh on my body and feel that I am too thin and I feel sorry for myself.

10. Losing weight is a happy thing, because losing weight will make you thinner, becoming thinner will make you more beautiful, and becoming more beautiful will make you happy.

11. It feels so good to show off your legs and waist in summer, and when your legs are thinner, you want to show them off even more. Now I am maintaining my weight very well and I feel like I have lost weight again.

12. Suddenly a gust of wind blew over and I floated away.

13. I am very happy now and my life is fulfilling. The only one who can save you is yourself.

14. Because of my figure, I dare not wear suspender shorts in summer. After losing weight, I feel more confident about my figure. I dare to try clothes that I didn’t dare to wear before, and my overall proportions look better. Beautiful.

15. My clothes seem to have eaten a little too much, and they have gained weight regardless of my feelings!

16. Clothes, pants, why have you all lost weight?

17. The saddest thing is that the figure is very skinny and the face is very plump. Is this true?

18. I feel like I am losing weight when I sweat a little. For example, in summer, I feel like I am losing weight when I sit and watch TV.

19. If I were a little thinner, I wouldn’t have to dodge my eyes when I look at you secretly!

20. This year I really feel that I was too thin last year. Talk about how you feel better after losing weight (Part 2)

21. Don’t always talk about losing weight. Remember when I was the skinniest, I was only five and a half pounds!

22. If you lose weight, change your hairstyle. Set a small goal and continue to lose 10 pounds in the next 20 days.

23. I used to be fat just for fun.

24. I have always believed that I will lose weight, but now I am just gaining weight for fun, but I didn’t expect that I would get high just by playing.

25. How does it feel when you wake up and find that you have lost weight?

26. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has been unable to gain weight for many years.

27. I really can’t understand what kind of physique I have. I gain more than ten pounds in winter. Now that summer has arrived, I have lost another ten pounds.

28. No matter how I live my life, there will always be people who make irresponsible remarks about me behind my back. It’s good to be ambitious, but please don’t talk about me.

29. I used to be fat, but now I finally have the figure I want, and my dream of being a size S has finally come true.

30. No one can stop you from becoming thinner and more beautiful, except yourself!

31. Try to gain some weight. It’s not easy to lose weight recently and feel sorry for yourself!

32. After eating hot pot barbecued lobster for half a month without doing any exercise, I thought I had gained at least five pounds and actually lost weight...

33. Regarding weight loss, let’s talk about it. Easier said than done! Many people tend to only make verbal decisions.

34. My hair has grown longer, my bangs are parted in the middle, I am going to lose weight, my new skirt is coming soon, my summer is coming back!

35. School is a good place to lose weight. It is not a problem to lose eight or nine pounds in one week.

After 36.6 months of weight loss, there are countless gratifying changes! Don't let cowardice deny yourself, don't let laziness delay your youth.

37. I have been weighing myself recently, counting one in the morning, one at noon, and another in the evening. I don’t know if the scale is broken or if I have lost weight or gained weight

38. Those who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, now that I’m thin, I have to repay you for your kindness!

39. When squeezing on the bus or subway, you can do it with ease.

40. From the moment I decided to lose weight, I didn’t do it to please others, only for myself. Express yourself about losing weight

1. Reality is always cruel to you and you still smile like a flower. If you turn around and stab you when you are not paying attention, you still have nothing to say.

2. There is a kind of girl who only has two things in her mind: eating and losing weight.

3. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: "If you eat too much, you will die." But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

4. Beauty, what’s the use of losing a little weight? Don’t listen to other people’s false remarks that you seem to have lost a little weight. What's the use of being thinner? Just listen to what others say, wow! You are so beautiful!

5. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are not the people who make you happy. The one who makes you suffer.

6. A person will tell 88,000 lies in his life. The lie that is easiest to blurt out is: "It's okay, I'm fine."

7. If I see you again, it will be years later. How I greet you, with tears, with silence.

8. For something as lofty as weight loss, we should wait until we are full before we can study it carefully.

9. I have a desire to lose weight and a stomach that is a foodie. They compete every day. I counted with my fingers and Emma’s stomach won again today!

10. When you graduate, you should buy a clean white T-shirt and have the whole class sign their names on it.

11. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the electronic means of human progress.

12. If you don’t lose weight in summer, your husband can only look at other people’s legs.

13. I only think of losing weight when it’s too late. Harbin’s summer is just around the corner.

14. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

15. That day, when I passed by my alma mater, I heard the familiar low voice after class, and I seemed to see the scene of our Tianxin playing.

16. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind-hearted you are, you are still just a good fat person.

17. Thank you, you always remind me when the teacher finds me playing - to my dear deskmate.

18. My mother said that if anyone disturbs me when I am playing games, I will give them a bottle of Fu Yanjie.

19. The watch I drew on my hand when I was a child did not move, but it took away our best time.

20. Big S eats one banana a day for a week.

So you see, you just have to be patient. Why can’t others do it but you can’t?

21. Summer is here, it’s time to lose weight... My sisters have all gotten up to do early morning exercises... I also want to listen to Brother Lu and exercise. Good morning, Mr. Xiaolu. .

22. Fat people will be sad when they are always ignored by those who care about them, and what is even sadder is that you have to pretend that you don't care.

23. How can you spend the summer without losing weight? Why do you have the nerve to mention last year? Work hard to lose weight~

24. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don’t want me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Just drink water, and go to bed if you are hungry.

25. The most recent trouble is that I haven’t found a partner to go to KFC with me. Summer is coming and I want to quickly lose weight and fried fat guys are all around me, but I can’t really kill a bucket by myself. ah!

26. Don’t take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing in that person’s heart.

27. Complaining about losing weight every day is just a scaremongering.

28. When we parted, we had no lingering tears and were speechless. Watch the sunset pass through the top of Wenfeng Tower and cast its afterglow on the bank of Xiqing River.

29. People want to lose weight to reduce waist and thighs, why do you have to start with brain cells.

30. I want to tell those children who are struggling to lose weight that humans have not climbed to the top of the food chain just to be vegetarian.

31. Why do I gain weight when I want to lose weight, and lose weight when my wallet wants to gain weight?

32. I keep my worries in my heart, no wonder I can’t lose weight.

33. I want to lose weight by not eating at night. After all, the season of showing off my flesh in summer is here, but I am so hungry that I can’t sleep. So I search the refrigerator to find dark chocolate. I want to die and lose weight.

34. Let me tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think it matters if you have real ability, appearance is more important.

35. The thin paper will never know the helplessness of the fat paper standing on the scale. Fat paper will never understand the desolation of thin paper being pushed down lightly.

36. Reluctantly asking for a reason will only make you sad, so why bother trying to be independent and rational without being moved.

37. You have to do your best. Gotta prove it to myself and some idiots. Even if you were fat before, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.

38. School broadcast, get out of class is over, teacher: You have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you are going to suffer again.

39. If you want to be thin, you have to pay a price. If you can’t bear it, just continue to hang out among the fat people. There are so many fat people in the world, and you are not the only one left.

40. If you don’t finish reading, you will graduate. If you fail to lose weight, it will be summer.

41. I’m not fat, I’m just not obviously thin.

42. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament;

43. You have a heart to learn, but you end up failing the exam? The desire to lose weight ended up being a foodie?

44. Love in adolescence is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke it or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

45. If you don’t restrain yourself, you will envy others all your life!

46. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother said that my legs and feet are not good enough.

47. It’s a bit hard to lose weight in the summer after finishing a run.

48. You know, if handing in a blank paper that day can exchange for being in the same class for another year, I will not hesitate.

49. If you don’t lose weight in winter, you will be sad in spring, sad in summer, and sad in autumn.

50. See the number on the scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. When I meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. See yourself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. When you meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: Fuck the weight loss!

51. I like my shadow in the sunset, it makes me look tall and thin.

52. Losing weight is not that easy. Everyone has his or her own size.

53. When the school starts next year, the people sitting in this classroom will no longer be us.

54. Several people use the same key to open the same door; several people use the same eyes to say goodbye to the empty dormitory.

55. I set up a post as evidence and started to lose weight... because last summer’s skirt was too tight...

56. Don’t always talk about losing weight. Remember that when I was the skinniest, I was only five years old. Half a pound!

57. In the future, we will share the blessings and bear the difficulties. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is still mine.

58. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight!

59. As long as you do anything related to me Everything makes me happy to death.

60. I have lost weight before, and I feel sad when I think about it. I’ve lost weight recently, tell me how I feel.

I’ve lost weight recently, and I’m feeling good.

(1) I have decided that starting from today, I will send private messages to Chajie three times a day, asking you to eat more. Click, please be fatter, please be kinder to yourself, please be kinder to us! After all, as a girl, being fatter than you is a bit too cruel! For us! Can you please eat a little fatter? ! ! The main thing is, Fairy, have you lost weight recently?

(2) I have lost several pounds recently. I am over 90 years old. My mother is not happy. She says that I don’t eat all day long, and every time I go back, I feel upset. But it’s sad to know that my mother is worried that I just don’t know how to express my endless worry about having a child. From the late pregnancy to now, I haven’t slept at all. It’s really a lot of effort to become a mother.

(3) I suddenly remembered a saying that was often said in the office recently: Everyone is right, it is society’s fault and there is no way to refute it. I feel relieved after thinking about it. Thank you for not holding grudges. I feel like I've lost weight again, seriously

(4) Recently, Nannan has had a bad appetite, and due to the influence of hand, foot and mouth disease, she doesn't eat much, and she has lost a little weight even though she was already not up to the standard. Yesterday I took her to the hospital for a checkup. They said she had indigestion and prescribed some medicine to promote digestion. Wait until the hand, foot and mouth disease is gone before eating.

(5) Someone asked me why you have lost weight recently? Some people say why are you so haggard? I just smiled and passed. But just now, an old comrade asked me, why are you so depressed now? But I don't know how to respond. I really don’t know how to express the pain in my heart.

(6) I was not fat in the first place, but I have lost a little weight recently. I can eat all the midnight snacks I want

(7) Everything can be done! If you want to get close to a woman, you only need to say to her "Oh, you seem to have lost weight recently"

(8) By the way, some people say that I have gained weight, but everyone says that I have lost weight recently, hahaha. As long as I'm happy. Good night Mumuda

(9) I dreamed of you a few days ago and yesterday. I dreamed of your very clear face, still looking at me with such a loving smile. When I woke up from the dream, I felt very disappointed. I can’t see that smile either. More than a month has passed and I still miss you so much. I must have lost weight again recently, and I can't eat all day long. If you were around, you would definitely be angry with me and control my eating. What worried you the most since you were a child was not talking about eating. You talked too much and couldn't finish talking. I don’t dare to write it down

(10) Idiot’s life has been very fulfilling recently and he is busy with all kinds of things. He must have lost weight again. It will be fine after this period of time passes. My idiot is the best! I went to the countryside today. I wore thick clothes, so I was not cold and kept warm. I didn't take the exam at the same school as the fool, and they were still so far away, but it didn't matter, fortunately, the transportation was convenient.

Good luck to you fool! Good night, I love you

(11) Did I expand and contract due to heat and cold, or have I really lost weight? Today, another person said that I have lost weight again recently. Have I really lost weight?

(12) I recently weighed myself, counting one in the morning, one at noon, and another in the evening. I don’t know if the scale is broken, or if I have lost weight or gained weight

(10) 3) Too many things have happened recently. People I know around me have passed away one after another. A lot of things have really happened recently. One couple got married and another couple experienced great sadness and joy. After that, I lost weight again, and even more. Less than 100

(14) We are so dizzy, when will we finish shooting? Recently, I have been filming day and night, and I have to attend events. It’s so hard. I’m tired of the kids. I’ve lost a lot of weight. I feel so distressed. I’m such a star-chasing dog. I’m so conflicted. I’m afraid that my idol will pick my feet and I won’t have the resources. , and I am afraid that he will work too hard and break his heart, hahahahahahahahaha

(15) First of all, I should thank His Highness the Prince for letting me out of the dark room yesterday. Secondly, and probably the most important, Little prince, have you been working very hard recently? Why have you lost weight again? I hope I can gain some weight, otherwise we will worry. Also, you will always be my Murongli, little prince Chajie

(16) I weighed myself today. I lost another pound. ..I was so scared that I quickly ate half a bucket of ice cream to calm down my shock. My recent mood seems to have affected my appetite. I don’t even want to eat delicious food. It seems that I am not far away from double-digit weight... I have two The symmetrical acne is also a bit funny

(Seventeen) At the beginning of the month, I ate a lot and gained a few pounds, and then I donated blood; in the past few days, although I have eaten more than before, I still I have been exercising more, but I have lost weight again

(18) I rely on food to relieve my depression. I have a good meal every week. However, I am not fat, and I seem to have lost weight again recently

(19) On the 220th day of exercise, I feel more and more relaxed, and I have lost weight again recently! Of course, persistence also requires healthy food assistance. Here I come to get in good shape! Let me run all the way to the dark side

(Twenty) Brother Ran, you have lost weight recently and can no longer wear a ring on your ring finger. Well, yeah, then wear the middle finger. There are so many. Do you feel lonely? Your Qiuxiang is destined to be alone all his life, hehe.

(Twenty-one) I have lost weight again recently and am so busy. I have a lot of things to do when I come back. Fortunately, I have delicious food and a dedicated driver. The air quality is not good and the temperature drops on weekends, but I have to You are busy. Those who love me and I should remember to keep warm and drive safely

(Twenty-two) My aunt said that grandma has lost weight recently, but she laughs every time I call home. Hehehe told me that he has been much better recently. I don’t know if she really feels better, but I repeatedly think of the scene of her having insomnia at night, the scene of her walking not being as strong as before, and the scene of touching the joints of her hands and feet over and over again, which makes me very sad.

(Twenty-three) As I grow older, I don’t like staying in bed less and less. Maybe it’s because of the biological clock? Maybe it’s because I’ve lost a little weight recently

(Twenty-four) I have become more beautiful recently, and I seem to have lost some weight~~Sure enough, being thin is still the way to go~

( 25) I know that you have been very busy recently. Friends in the group are always worried about whether you are eating well, sleeping well, whether you are too tired, and why you have lost weight. These are not what I want to say to you. If so, I believe you can take care of your own life and your work!

(Twenty-six) Maybe it’s due to obsessive-compulsive disorder. Many times I’m so exhausted that I just won’t sleep. My eyelids are so heavy that I still have to read the web. It’s almost dawn and I still haven’t slept. . . As a result, the body became more and more weak and confused. . . I've lost some weight recently. . . Every summer, it should be the time when I lose weight.

(Twenty-seven) I went to see a relative of mine in a distant place today. When I met, I asked why I have lost weight recently. Do I often stay up late? Really, what does it have to do with you whether I am thin or not? I’m not familiar with you

(Twenty-eight) I’ve been having a lot of negative energy lately and I’m in a bad mood. The first thing Guagua said when he saw me was “I’ve lost weight again.” I really feel sorry for myself. . Thank you to my good brothers Guagua and Mr. Zhao for bringing me full of positive energy from Melbourne. We say goodbye to Nanjing and meet again in Hong Kong. Our friendship is great and our fate is wonderful.

At the same time, I also miss every friend in Nanjing, Suzhou, and Shanghai. I think we will meet again not far away!

(Twenty-nine) I have lost a little weight recently. Although I have gone to the gym several times in the past half month and my muscles have become smaller since I have not practiced hard, I am still happy that I have lost weight. There is still half a month before the exam. I can only work hard every day for more than a month. I have to wait for another day to go to the work. I sweat at 7 o'clock in the evening. I have to continue at night and continue tomorrow and continue the day after tomorrow. Everything continues just because life is going on all morning. After eating a lot of sweets like peanut candy, I really can’t stop eating them