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Greet your lover on Women's Day.

1, please laugh happily to make life full of your smart colors, please sing happily to make life as pleasant as beautiful scenery. Send a short message to you, my favorite, and wish you a happy Women's Day on March 8th!

Give you some color, and you will start to shine. Give you a little oil and you will get fat. Give you a rose, and you will feel dizzy. Give you a greeting and you will be elated. Give you a blessing, you will not know where to go. I wish you a happy Women's Day!

3. May you be lazy at home and go out to eat out on Women's Day; Can't go to work, the mall just turns around; Slim, better looking; Feel comfortable and romantic. Wish you a happy holiday!

Send you a bunch of roses and rely on it to express your feelings. Give you a big peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a bunch of white flowers, a hundred years of hope. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it. Happy March 8th!

5. I asked the Weaver Girl to knit you a brocade to make a cheongsam with your slim figure; Let Chang 'e bring you a box of rouge from the Moon Palace to make your pretty face more beautiful. Dear, I wish you a happy March 8th!

6. Because of you, there is a bright sunshine in front of you; Because of you, I have a beautiful scenery in my heart; Because of you, the world has a sweet warmth. May you be happier and more beautiful than before!

7, send you jasmine, I wish you a beautiful smile! I will send you a happy tree. I wish you happiness and enough money! Send you a lily, may our love last forever; Send you roses, I wish you charm! I wish you a happy March 8th!

8, you have an open mind, such as all rivers run into the sea, you can tolerate everything in the world. You are so excellent, so beautiful, like a fairy, upside down. So, I have to address you respectfully? Rong Yao? ! Hehe, happy March 8th!

9. The wind is lonely, accompanied by clouds, trees are lonely, birds are lonely, flowers are lonely, butterflies are lonely, and you are lonely. I wish you a happy Women's Day! May your happiness index only increase, and be happy every day!

10, you are a girl, a beautiful girl. You are a girl, a gentle girl. You are a girl, a lovely girl. You are a girl, a happy girl. Girls' Day is coming. On behalf of all boys, I wish all girls a happy holiday!

1 1 and March 8th tell you the secret of a happy woman: when cardamom was young, she was sought after, when she was beautiful, she was loved, when her charm still existed, she was fascinated, when Xu Niang was half old, she was loved, and when Huang was old, she was accompanied.

12, what is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! What beauty? You! Happy Beauty Festival!

13,188,286, March 8th Women's Day, I wish all the old beauties, big beauties and little beauties in the world a happy March 8th! Please laugh three times when you receive my message. Your career is thriving and your love is thriving!

14, many people say that wives just want to coax, which is true. If a man can coax his wife, cook, wash dishes, mop the floor and do all the laundry, pick up and drop off the children without complaining, smoke and drink without asking, he is really as happy as a fairy! However, coaxing a wife is also a science, which requires hard work and flexibility!

15, your smile makes my heart beat! At first glance, the world was shocked! Your first stop, traffic is paralyzed! You look good without dressing up! When you dress up, the universe is amazed! Beauty, happy Women's Day!

16, May all the monks grow hair for you, all the princes call for you, all the handsome boys send you flowers, and all the men become fools for you! Happy Women's Day to the beautiful women who read short messages!

17, God, it's too blue and the sea water is too salty. Life is too hard. Work is too boring. And you, predestined friends, miss you, insomnia. It's too far away to see you, alas, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow a bowl.

18.3 On the occasion of 8th, I would like to extend my holiday greetings to my wife who has been fighting in the fitting room for a long time, watching Korean dramas, not cooking, often surfing the Internet and chatting, full of charm and dreams, and mastering her husband's wallet.

19, all monks germinate for you, all princes call you, all handsome guys send you flowers, and all men become fools for you! Happy Women's Day to the beautiful women who read short messages!

20. In the morning, Chang 'e sent me a short message: It's Women's Day, so you should send your blessing to the most beautiful woman. I'll send you a message right away, dear, sister Chang 'e said, so sincere, that girl will definitely marry you!

2 1, if beauty is a sin, then you have committed a heinous crime! If temperament is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again! If wisdom is to be punished, aren't you going to be chopped to pieces? I wish the most beautiful woman in the world a happy March 8th!

22, the arrival of the March 8th Festival, send you one point beautiful, two points capable, three points strong, four points brave, five points smart, six points charitable, seven points charming, eight points romantic, nine points gentle like it! Wish you a happy holiday!

23, you always love to whisper, you are very gossip, although I don't want to, but I still want to say: March 8? Happy Women's Day! Who told you to be as beautiful as an angel and as charming as a devil?

24. Today, I saw a meteor across the sky. I quickly closed my eyes and put my hands together in prayer. Do you want to know what I made a wish? Tell you: Happy Women's Day!

25. I have three disciplines today: don't drink, don't work overtime, and go home early; Today I have eight principles: buying food, washing clothes, cooking and mopping the floor; Massage, serve tea and tell jokes! Let you live a good Women's Day wholeheartedly!

26. Your smile makes my heart beat! At first glance, the world was shocked! Your first stop, traffic is paralyzed! You look good without dressing up! When you dress up, the universe is amazed! Beauty, happy Women's Day!

27. Water is active, trees have roots, and my love for my wife is also warm; There is a reason why I love you so much and send you a text message. I wish you a happy Women's Day!

28, the spring is bright, and the whole family meets to discuss who is the most tired in a year; The child said: in order to save money, mother often queues up. My parents said: I take care of my old daughter-in-law and go to bed at midnight. Finally, it was unanimously approved, and the wife is worth it!

29. Female compatriots should learn to use men correctly: talented consultants, handsome lovers, husbands who earn more money, husbands who can take care of their families, confidants who can live by themselves, and fathers with high IQ.

30、 ? Eight? Smile is sweet, let happiness accompany you everywhere; ? Eight? Strong physical exercise will keep you healthy forever; ? Eight? Kick your troubles away and make your mood happy every day; ? Eight? Unload all the pressure and let comfort fill your chest; ? Eight? On the handshake of youth, may you be beautiful for a thousand years; ? Eight? With happiness, may your troubles be forgotten. Women's Day is coming. Wish you a happy and comfortable life in advance!

3 1, the stars are beautiful, the moon is beautiful, not as beautiful as your eyes; The beauty of grass flowers is not as beautiful as your heart; The beauty of eyes and soul is not as beautiful as your holiday; I wish you a happy Women's Day!

32. A woman is like a flower. On the occasion of March 8th, I wish you beautiful as a rose, elegant as a chrysanthemum, romantic as a cherry blossom and rich as a peony flower. You can spend money at any time, blossom every day, and be a very touching woman flower! March 8th Women's Day SMS

33, is lucky; Being able to read this short message shows that you are smart; Forwarding this message shows that you are wise. Facing you so lucky, so smart, so smart, I want to say, Happy Women's Day!

34. On March 8th Women's Day, send three beauties to beautiful women: beauty in mood, love and beauty; Eight messages for beautiful women: Happy Women's Day on March 8th!

35. Women's Day, ok? Eight? Seize happiness. Eight? Happiness around you? Eight? Good luck capture? Eight? Healthy possession? Eight? Beauty is in the palm of your hand? Youth is firmly attracted. Eight? Sweet life control!

36. As a woman, you are virtuous enough, smart enough, pure enough, exquisite enough, gentle enough, elegant enough, shy enough, handsome enough, and truly exterminate women! Haha, happy March 8th!

37. I wish all sisters: demonization, white-collar income, housework, daily happiness, lasting love, petty bourgeoisie, shopping spree, large-scale lovers, husband slavery. Happy March 8th, ladies!

38. Because of your good performance on Women's Day, you were exempted from punishment, and now you are awarded a banner? 2 1 century immortal new good man? Title! I hope you will make persistent efforts!

39. I wish beautiful, generous, wise, capable, intelligent, filial, considerate, gentle and kind, my favorite, a happy, value-added, warm, romantic, sweet and rich Women's Day!

40, March 8, extraordinary. Women and children are beaming. Laundry and cooking are all done by men. Eating, drinking and having fun is a rare leisure. Better every day.

4 1, give yourself a holiday and let go of your troubles and pressures; Take a vacation from your life and leave it alone; Give yourself a holiday to work, and my husband brushes the pot and dishes. If I ask you what you want, Just have fun today!

42, a beautiful festival, on this March 8; Women's liberation, happiness is the master; Shopping in the mall, just swipe your card; Worry and sorrow, all put down; Handsome boy, care about you; Pots and pans need not be brushed; Full of happiness, hahaha!

43. The charming and clever Chinese Odyssey loves flowers and sees them bloom all over the world. Killer ghosts see sorrow, sink fish and fall wild goose, close the moon and feel ashamed of flowers, faint. Happy March 8th!

44. I declare to you: Women, please don't be happy. You know: the remaining 364 days are our festivals. Ha ha!

45. Give you a big peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a bunch of roses to convey your feelings. Send you a bunch of white flowers, a hundred years of hope. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it. Happy March 8th!

46. When we meet and know each other, we love each other and look back step by step, and the feeling of happiness overflows our hearts. Happy March 8, my love for you is full of heart and a happy life with you. Happy March 8th.

47. My heart for you is like the stars in the sky. Never change. You are the only person in the world who can give me happiness.

49. As a woman, you are virtuous enough, smart enough, pure enough, exquisite enough, gentle enough, elegant enough, shy enough, handsome enough, and truly exterminate women! Ha, happy March 8th!

When you receive this message from me, it means that you

5 1 and the warm sun in March give you a bright mood. The breeze in March blew away the smile on your face. The silk rain in March washed away the troubles. Flowers in March, all bloom for you, send a blessing voice: Happy March 8th!