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You You's lines in "Big Man"

"No, he (the emperor) has many beautiful women. If he is in a good mood, he can change it every day without spending money. He was raised by the court. I only have one woman who divorced me. My life is miserable. No money, no women is a tragedy. How to say tragedy? "

Youyou: I want to say that the old man who lived in China for more than 70 years died, and the funeral is a funeral.

Youyou: Is this formulation too China and not international? Can it be changed to peace, friendship and progress?

King Louis repeated, why does it sound so familiar? It seems to have been used in large-scale activities.

Youyou: What a beautiful jasmine. This melody was composed by Italian composer Puccini based on China folk songs. It is not only the music of Taylor's hometown, but also sounds more Chinese.

You you: OK, don't argue. Taylor is an international celebrity and a world-famous director. Just because he is white doesn't mean he will become white. Don't worry, Lucy, just hear me out. Of course, just because his funeral was held in China doesn't mean he must be a yellow man. He should be a yellow man where he is most needed. African film is in its infancy, and I think he should become black, and a little black child was born. (To comfort Lucy, You You added:) Well, although the child's skin is black, the accent can keep Taylor's original sound. (Explaining to King Louis:) It's the Italian Mafia accent in the movie.

You you: Nina should keep it as a lover for manager Zhang. I think general manager Zhang, with such a big budget, might as well make himself famous, give you face, make himself look like an asshole, attend the funeral as Taylor's illegitimate child, and ensure that the media will also curse. ....