Funny jokes for men

Happy Jokes for Men

Happy Jokes for Men 1:

1. In the mall, the son pointed at the poster of One Piece and asked his father:? Dad, what is this?

Dad replied: "This man is a pirate, his name is Wang Lufei." ?

2. When I first got on the bus, I saw a little girl who looked like she was less than 5 years old.

She kept crying and said to her mother while crying: "Mom, dad is not a good man. He beat me. Didn't you say that good men never hit women?

Her father next to her immediately yelled: "It's too early for you to be a woman!"

3. There is a female colleague in the office who has a little girl over one year old at home. She often clings to her, hugs her and kisses her.

Every time that time comes, she would say to her daughter: Don’t be like this, it will make you and me very familiar, and we have only known each other for more than a year? =_=

4 , When we were young, we were all spanked by our parents, who usually had a division of labor.

The father is responsible for beating, and the mother is responsible for persuading! One is a good person and the other is a bad person!

But if the mother wants to be beaten, the father generally does not dare to persuade. I advised that both the father and son may die!

Happy Jokes for Men 2:

1. I complained to my mother, why did you make me so fat?

Mom said: When I gave birth to you, you were only 6 pounds, what does it have to do with me?

2. Dad said to the little nephew: Come, grandpa will tell you a story. It's called "MSG" reclamation. ?

My mother rolled her eyes: "That's too expensive." ?

3. Mom: It’s really worrying that my son is so old and he doesn’t have a girlfriend.

Dad: Don’t worry so much. Your son doesn’t get dirty even if he doesn’t take a bath at home for a month. Why do you think he went there?

. . . . . Dad, can't you save some face for me!

4. My sister and brother-in-law are very lazy. They rarely clean up the house and it is extremely messy. They just throw the things they bought on the ground. My mother came back from their home and said that their future children will not be afraid of falling, and there will be something to cushion them wherever they fall. ;