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Humorous headmaster

Our headmaster is a humorous person, tall and flexible, which shows his prestige as the head of a school. As for his appearance, he is almost not handsome or gentle, and is often regarded as a laughing stock by his classmates. He is humorous in class and always makes people laugh.

The headmaster is about 50 years old and has a mole on his cheek. Long mole, long mole, with a few hairs on it, clip it with a clip from time to time. Look carefully, the headmaster has a "steel needle beard", and this beard has chosen a good place to cover his chin, where a dense army of beards is stationed, which is even more impressive than the Terracotta Warriors! The beard on the neck is the most unruly, sparse, and it seems that the left-behind soldiers are fighting.

Although the headmaster is not good-looking, he educates talents!

When everyone is nervous about studying, the headmaster can always come up with jokes to relax us and make our study more energetic. However, everyone in his class regarded him as a formidable villain and gave him a nickname: President Yan. How did the headmaster get this notoriety? As we all know, the headmaster's eyes are sharp, and a little trick is like a cat catching a mouse in his eyes. If it is really found out, you will be "miserable"! The headmaster took out a stick. Look at the "golden hoop" held high, but it left the "dog's tail"-maybe we don't know the headmaster very well. Therefore, it should be changed to a positive figure-Renyi Principal. However, he has many funny examples, also called-humorous headmaster.

President Chen's humor has a reason. In order not to let his classmates learn very boring, he prepared a lot of hilarious jokes, and he is worthy of being a humorous principal-

In that art class, the headmaster came out in person, and the atmosphere in the class changed 360 degrees, which was particularly serious, although there were a few snickers from time to time. "Stand up!" As soon as the loud voice fell, the whole class stood up at once, and some people were so nervous that they almost fell down. Unexpectedly, the principal found out! He walked slowly to the classmate with his hands behind his back. This classmate is already sweating, and seems to feel a "slobber shell" coming. Surprisingly, the headmaster showed his kind and humorous personality. First, I patted him on the head and said, "am I that terrible?" Is there a ghost on my face? Scared you like this, I think you have read too many horror novels! " Suddenly, the whole class seemed to explode, some laughed heartily, some laughed heartily, and some laughed so hard that the classmate couldn't help laughing. Suppose he said 10 barrels of oil, and 8 barrels were a joke. He is not as severe and terrible as we thought. The first class left such a deep impression, which shows how prestigious he is. The headmaster is not only humorous, but also amiable and respectable. Without him, every class is not so pleasant, and the whole class will become boring.

The headmaster is not only humorous, but also knowledgeable and full of classics. We deeply admire him. In that class, the headmaster didn't tell us about painting, but he spoke very carefully about the origin of "beauty" and "art", and occasionally added a few witticisms, which made the course progress quickly. After class, we are still immersed in the ocean of knowledge!

Yo! Look, President Chen is here. Look at him with a happy face, his hands behind his back, a big belly, his eyes narrowed into a crack, and his mouth humming a little song that only he can understand, and he is hanging around the school gate again!