Who can help me come up with five sketches?

People: bus driver (abbreviated as A), individual driver (abbreviated as B), young female boss of small restaurant (abbreviated as female), A's girlfriend, telephone recording (abbreviated as recording).

Scene: First on the country road, then inside and outside the small restaurant.

Introduction: Party A and Party B each drive a Dongfeng brand eight-ton dump truck and meet on the country road. Party A is empty and Party B is heavy. Because the road is narrow, it is difficult for cars to pass, but there is a traffic jam. (It is better to have one set)

A: Honk the horn. (There is a real recording)

B: honk the horn, too.

Answer: Press the horn hard and continuously.

B: Then keep honking the horn.

A: (sticks his head out of the window) Hey, kid, get out of the way.

B: (same action) Hey, Sun Tzu, back off.

A: (jumping out of the car and rushing to B) Kid, try to pull over so as not to make me angry.

B: (The same action rushes to A) Grandson, I won't be angry if you come a few seconds later.

A: (glaring) Why don't you go out a few hours late?

B: (glaring) Why not be born a few years later?

A: (angrily takes out Furong Wang's cigarette, lights it and takes a few sips) Oh, here comes the ghost.

B: (Very angry, pulls out a soft white cigarette and smokes several times in a row) A Hao will make people angry.

A: (Laughing at B) Boy, I'll fan the hibiscus king. This is the difference. When I saw the police car and the tortoise team, I had to pull over and make way.

B: (dumbfounded, then pointing to A) Many rich people are simple, and the provincial capital is much bigger than Changde. It is a rule that a big car gives way to a small car. Personal trifles can't stop thousands of people.

A: (watching me grow up) I'm a bus with a famous brand.

B: (Not to show weakness to A) I am Li Ka-shing, the richest man in China and a world celebrity.

A: Haha, you are the grandson of the Li family.

B: Hey, hey, you are a mouse and you are a hero.

Do you know what your behavior is?

You know what kind of accent you have.

A: From a younger perspective, you don't distinguish between public and private.

B: In a big way, it's the roar of tigers.

Generally speaking, you are taking the socialist road.

B: Yes, the youngest one is the cat meowing again.

A: It's human nature to be impolite. Young people make older people embarrassed.

B: As a person, you are talking nonsense. You want your brother to protect your brother.

A: (panting, smoking hard, talking to himself) Shit, I met a bully again today.

B: (Same action) My grandpa, I hit a bull again today.

A: (giving B a quick look) If you don't give in, you'll fight. You won't be an opponent for years.

B: (hands akimbo at armour) Aho, yes, it's going to hit someone. Are your parents local?

Boy, I work in this city. I am a national staff member.

B: Grandson, I am a local resident and a citizen of China.

A: (Shoulder against B, but it retracts without touching it) Ah ah ah, to be honest, scold your grandfather for not being a good father and let you be self-employed.

B: (I also hit my shoulder into armor, slightly moved) Eh, eh, eh, in actual combat, I blame your parents. If you can't steal a monk or a bison, the bull will come out.

A: (I was so angry that I raised my hand and hit, instead of falling, I rubbed my hands and stamped my feet) Oh, yes, yes, yes, today the tiger met the king.

B: (stomping louder) Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, today's scholar met a soldier.

A: (pointing to B) You are a tigress.

B: (Same nails) You are the mother-in-law.

You are really annoying.

You are really difficult to get along with.

A: (smokes another cigarette, slightly relieved) Bro, it's past twelve o'clock, and my buddy hasn't had lunch yet.

B: Brother, I only bit a steamed bread for breakfast, so I didn't have lunch and had dinner.

A: Bro, you are not good at technology. I'll pull over for you again. We will be acquaintances in the future.

B: Brother, you are too arrogant. Why not drive a tank on the rampage and insist on turning more than ten tons of sand all over the paddy field?

Boy, my friend had a good dream last night. I am in a good mood today. Come on, I'll take you back 200 meters.

B: It's crazy. The heavy bus is just 200 meters around the corner. Listen, I'll put you in reverse and back up 50 meters. From now on, I will call you big brother.

You don't need my help, but you still want to smoke Wang Furong, don't you?

B: To say the least. I owe you a pack of hibiscus king, okay?

A: (Climbing into the car) Leave me alone. I want to sleep now. I can sleep for three or five days, ten days or half a month. Sister Wu, my Qing, you are a little star in the sky, shining and always illuminating my heart. Poisonous sun, cockpit, my sister is not afraid to grow up in a dream. Sister Qing, it's fascinating. Your dimples are too drunk. Don't worry, silly boy, it's free, so you can watch the tiger dream.

B: (I'm so anxious to walk around shaking my hands and head that I have to get close to A) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there's nothing I can do. The judge met a rogue. Brother, if you don't eat, you can't sleep and you are hungry.

A: Nonsense. Don't drink water if you have a girl in your dream.

B: I've been on a hunger strike for five or ten days, but I haven't seen the Monkey King.

A: I've lost more than a kilo, and I'm still a big guy.

B: (takes out the soft white smoke and hands it to A) Big Brother, take a sip of smoke before going to bed, and the dream will be more fragrant.

A: (squinting, not smoking) Boy, can't you see that I smoke?

B: Hey, big brother took a sip of Yan Wang.

A: Low-grade cigarettes are suicide by taking drugs, while high-grade cigarettes are enjoyment.

B: Brother, I can't be Yan Wang now. Otherwise, you can sell me that half pack for double the price.

A: (Laughing, laughing happily) The ghost who is good at telling jokes wants a cigarette again. Take it. (pulls out a cigarette for B)

B: (afraid to take a cigarette) Big Brother, sleep for three to five days. Don't worry.

A: Don't worry, bus, business, salary, bonus and subsidy. ...

Ten days, half a month. You are not in a hurry, but some people will be restless.

A: If you make me angry, you won't give in. Can you afford a private car, personal items and personal affairs? I am anxious for you, anxious for you, and angry for you.

I can't spare a few hours. (Singing) Sister is not afraid to grow up in a dream, and Tiger Brother makes you anxious.

A: (twitching) Kid, radiant, (throwing cigarette to B) smoking.

B: Really sell it to me. (Smoke)

A: (hearty laughter) Haha, the tiger is going to do business, too.

B: (handing a cigarette to a compliment) Brother, I'm so happy. Please have a cigarette.

A: (glancing sideways, but not smoking) The child has never seen the world after all.

B: (giggle) Hey, hey, I didn't mean to force you to do business, but I just couldn't help letting you have a cigarette.

I think you are so stupid that no girl likes you.

B: (slapping himself in the face and head) Stupid, stupid, Bao Shisan, stupid at home. (to the audience again) Sister, you all run quickly. Don't let me catch you. I will like any one I catch.

A: Ghost pups taste good. Brother can teach you a few tricks. If you want to be filial to those who smoke Wang cigarettes, you must respect the best. If you want to be filial to those who smoke the best, it must be "fake cigarettes". If you want to be filial to people who don't smoke, you can't even do real cigarettes and fake cigarettes. ...

B: Bah, how can our sister named Wu fall in love with you? She can't be an official, she can't get rich, she smokes cigarettes and respects the best. In the future, she will be too poor to drink water and pick up shorts in the garbage.

A: You are also a descendant of Zhiduoxing. I think your grandfather's father's grandfather is a fool. As long as national staff have desks, fewer people buy cigarettes and more people sell them. I lied with my eyes open. Those farting tricks such as kings and limits are all paid by the government.

B: I don't want to see you spray bubbles, and you don't have the best to sell me. I beg you to step back.

A: Empty talk, whoa, whoa, whoa.

B: (rubbing hands, patting his head, stamping his feet, running around in a hurry, mumbling) Oh, oh, no, no, Kong Mingcan can can't do anything. What should we do if the tiger and the cow don't eat hard or soft, my Lord?

A: (Looking at B, laughing) Please step back quickly.

B: individual trucks, trust is the source of goods, and the source of goods is money. If you have money, you can …

A: (rushing to say) Get up.

B: Farmers build houses and wait for sand to build walls. Today, they wait for the sand and the road. I didn't run all the way until 12 o'clock, but it was almost there and was blocked by this shameless dog. It is not far to retreat 200 meters. It's too dangerous to take a dangerous road. It's a straight road to go 50 meters ahead. It's easy to put a reverse gear, but people can afford it in ten days and a half because they are buses.

A: (proudly) things are still being sent. When a phone call comes back, a special car will handle it.

B: (jumping back and forth anxiously, suddenly waking up and patting his head) Well, this guy can throw Rebecca to his opponent, which proves that he is generous and easy to make friends. Brother, there is a hotel in the town ahead. My treat. Let's have a drink.

A: Don't worry, boy, wait for me to back up. (The two of them drive out)

B: (In the scene of a small restaurant, B shouts loudly from a distance) Tuotuo, Tuotuo, Tuotuo.

Woman: (rushing outside from the restaurant and saying yes above the voice) Uh-huh, uh-huh. (Smiles) Angkor called Tuotuo again. He shouted over and over again. Sometimes he shouts into his cell phone while driving, proving that he loves me, loves me and loves me desperately. I did answer it again and again. Sometimes I never cover my nose when he farts, which means I like, like, and I like all his farts. (to the audience) What are you laughing at? I am a girl, not a treasure. The ancients loved crows for a reason.

Woman: (taking a few steps left and right, telling the audience again) Everyone thinks I'm a lump. No, I wear high heels with poor eyes and shit, and I don't wear shoes with poor nose. Chen Tangshan's description of Singaporean primary schools in Taiwan Province Province caused a diplomatic joke. Why do people call it Tuotuo? They are all caused by the three famous brands left by our ancestors. What: Dragon brand soy sauce, wick cake, Tuotuo sister, whatever you choose. Stop it. It's quite famous. Angkor's name is Tuotuo, and my heart is hot, so I hope. Surprisingly, you are much shorter than Yao Ming, but you will be a soldier under Tuotuo in the future. Oh, by the way, it's not the PLA. Whether you are an official or not, you will be stuck.

A: (talking to B before coming to the store) Boy, are you going to the Tuotuo store to invite us to Tuotuo today, or are you going to the Tuotuo store to eat Tuotuo and help us solve the problem?

You are just a guest. You want to drink a lot. Never mind whether she is a lump or not. The dialect knot between you and me is also called a knot in my heart. You and I sip a lump together, and there will be no lump in your heart. (to the woman again) Tuotuo, look, I'll help you bring the guests here again.

Woman: (very polite) Hello, handsome boy. Welcome to the country shop. Please come and sit here.

(pointing to A) Tuotuo, let me introduce you. This is Brother Wen, whom I just met.

A: Sister, he is Wu Bullshit, and I am Tiger Brother.

Female: Brother Hu, his grandfather's surname is Wu, and his mother's surname is not Hu, nor is she a brother who talks nonsense.

A: Oh, that's rude. (Voice: Wu)

Female: Brother Hu, the name is rude. (Voice: Reason)

A: I said he didn't care. Reasoning is also Niu Ge.

Woman: The tiger really knows him. He is sometimes as stubborn as a bison.

A: The bison met the tiger, so the tiger had to eat it.

Woman: (pulls B aside) Angkor, tiger, leopard, jackal, turtle, turtle and shrimp, you should bring more. If they don't come, you should come often.

B: It's not a treasure. I think you are a treasure with pearls around your neck.

Woman: This is the treasure of Tuotuo belt. It is white, fat and crystal clear. The ancients said it was radiant and icing on the cake.

B: Since ancient times, people have gone high, but now people are going to the city. You are neither a small shop in Zhangjiajie nor a unique lump. Do you want others to see your lump?

Female: Tuotuo girls are everywhere, making a special trip to make a fool of themselves, but I have my own characteristics. Braised pork is called lion's head, and you will never forget it. Just like the Lantern Festival. China people will not get tired of drinking it for thousands of years.

I often come here. You don't make money.

Woman: You are really an old bookkeeper with a computer. You don't know how to settle accounts. I don't make money, you make money. It is either you or him today.

B: My treat.

Woman: You want me to post money again.

B: (to A) Brother, what would you like to drink? Is it large or braised?

Woman: (Yes, a) Tuotuo in Tuotuo Store is delicious in four aspects, and many people will drool when they see it.

A: Private money, order whatever you want, put on a show, and eat your stomach.

Woman: Well said by Tiger Brother. It is not appropriate to hold a banquet when there are few people. It's full.

B: Brother, we all got off today. How about a drink and some milk?

A: Well, I called back after eating and said that I was stranded in the country and had not eaten lunch. Besides, you and I are new enemies, and I ran back five kilometers. Don't be too shabby You don't have enough money, I have money.

Woman: Tiger Brother said that a man can't go to a restaurant without wine. Open a bottle of beer. Your brothers each drink a small glass for show, and the remaining half bottle. I will make you a beer duck.

You see, my sister is very cautious and considerate. I like to drink white wine, but I can only swallow saliva today. A bottle of beer is not enough for me to wash my throat. Come on, six bottles. I'll drink two bottles for show. Boy, you drink drinks and drink more bottles of milk. You and I each take two bottles back to drink at night. We are not allowed to drink on the road.

B: Big Brother is so refreshing. Help yourself. I'll order.

A: Well, it's polite to invite guests to order. Today, you and I are both guests. I am the elder brother, and you are the younger brother. I'll order. Sister, let's have a happy aunt. She doesn't like the red hair coming off. Hunan people like to eat the water duck that astronauts want most. Three cups is enough.

B: eldest brother, you can match the taste of tuotuo. Chittorito doesn't think I have enough money, but at least order a salty incense.

Woman: Thank you, big brother. Anything else? (Say that finish and go back)

A: It's enough for show. I don't want the brine soup of the bull.

B: I was afraid that you would have to pay, so I swallowed the wine with boiling water and the rice with milk. Brother, I'm rich. (Chase the girl aside) Tuotuo, you really want to make a fool of me.

Woman: The tiger is no longer a show. How to eat two people is enough.

B: Not a dish. Go have a drink with him.

Woman: He, a stewed lion's head, a dish of peanuts, a fried pepper, a dish of three cups of duck and a side dish, both of them are indispensable.

B: Gee, read 8, peanuts are like 8, and the triangle relationship between doctors is hidden. Introduce a man to you for a few minutes, and you will have a secret language. Is this charming or fox? ...

Woman: To run a restaurant and do business, you should be like Mrs. A Qing. ...

Mrs A Qing can't make money at the expense of a man.

Woman: What are you talking about?

B: I'm talking about losing my wife and not making money.

Woman: What are you talking about?

You insisted on telling me in Tuotuo's shop that I like Tuotuo.

Woman: (making a gesture shyly) Hey, I'm not afraid of ugliness, Angkor. Well, I'm so happy.

B: Oh, my heart is shaking and my skull is sweating.

Woman: (ashamed) My heart is warm. I'm so happy.

B: I mean, I'm afraid of tigers walking sideways and crawling slowly, white snakes and doves. (Walking outside the store)

W: It seems that the tiger is still a good friend. If he doesn't sip public funds, he will definitely go to the grand hotel, ask for delicacies and game, close his eyes and order bear's paw, bird's nest and duck's feet, the best swill, remy Martin and monkey brain as tofu. Finally, he called a chicken head.

B: (I just took two steps back) It still looks quite difficult.

Woman: I can't compare with you. I only sipped a bag of soft white sand for four dollars in two days. I know why you don't want to ask the guests for help.

B: (looking back) I mean his roar. His eyes are fierce.

W: That's not why you are called a tiger. You are like a sheep. (walks to A's desk as a waiter)

Sister, you are not Tuotuo. Nonsense. Why did I tell you to take off?

Woman: When I was a little girl, don't shout like that. I don't chew betel nuts when Angkor's mouth is tasteless. I also laugh at Xiangtan girls with foreigners. You can choose any girl.

A: It is disrespectful to hit him. I think you deserve a man like me 1 m 78. You just need to stand on tiptoe to do this (kiss with your hand).

Woman: (smiling shyly at Jia) Then I don't deserve it. I have a cousin, and he deserves it. Shall I leave you a phone number? See below and have a chat.

A: Your cousin is twenty-six or seven years old.

Woman: Wow, my cousin is only 22 years old. Tuotuo, how can a handsome guy meet his mother?

Thank you, sister. I saw this face two years ago.

Woman: Oh, yes, why aren't you in a hurry?

A: I am not married at the age of 27. I am impatient.

Woman: Men are not old in their thirties. Andy Lau is over forty years old. Don't worry.

A: I swore that I like all girls, but I only love one.

Woman: This is very lucky. Where does he live, what's his name and where does he work?

His name is Wu Wenqing. He works in People's Hospital and lives in Group 7, Longjiang Village, Shuifu Township.

Woman: (surprised, screaming and running out to find B) Oh, yes, it's terrible. It's hard to get down. Angkor, er, is a ghost.

A: (shaking her head piteously) Alas, it's a pity that a girl like Hua has intermittent mental illness. I will bring Sister Wu to see her next time.

Woman: (running outside the store) Angkor, you are crazy.

Tuotuo, don't talk nonsense.

Woman: If you are not crazy, you are still a hero. Do you know which tiger? No, my future brother-in-law.

Tuotuo, you're confusing me. You are making up a story. Speaking of my sister, I will be really proud.

W: I really don't know.

I don't know.

W: I really don't know.

B: That guy, who was rude and rude like a cow, almost hit someone and needed my treat because he was in a hurry to stop me.

W: Now, I feel quite good. Take another look.

B: (They go to the door and look at A repeatedly) This tiger is burly, not rude, bold and free from vulgarity, and as young as an old sparrow. I also like men in the north. You can make friends. I want to be a brother-in-law, but I can't find one I like at the moment. In case the salary is lower than that in Rebecca, doctors will not wear shorts found in the garbage.

Woman: (punching B) What are you talking about? I won't be allowed to pick up shorts in the garbage. If I catch you, Tuotuo will cry.

I mean, I don't like it.

Woman: You are not gay. You don't have enough time to like me. Why do you like a man? He has a sister.

B: the situation is unknown, so we can't be sure.

Woman: One phone call is innocent.

B: (takes out his mobile phone and calls my sister) Hey, sister, there is a guy who is two inches taller than me and drives an eight-ton Dongfeng dump truck. Claiming to be Tiger Brother, saying that he is a national staff member. Judging from his accent, he is definitely not from Xiangtan. He said a name like yours. Do you know that?/You know what?

Brother, my parents and I often tell you that when you are outside, you should be respected, and treat your peers like brothers and sisters and big brothers. How can you be called a man? He has a good relationship with my sister.

B: Sister, are you friends with Brother Man?

Don't ask adults if eldest brother is not busy.

B: Elder sister, tigers are scary. Hurry back and don't go any further.

R: why?

He drives very rudely.

R: Will you be polite first?

He sleeps in a taxi. It doesn't matter if he sleeps for three or five days.

Recorder: That won't do. Watch your mouth.

Give it back to the daydream. Open your eyes and sing in your dreams.

Note: Be more careful.

B: I'll learn some words for you. Sister Wu, my Qing, you are a little star in the sky. Little stars are shining, always illuminating my heart. Poisonous sun, cockpit, my sister is not afraid to grow up in a dream. Sister Qing, it's fascinating. Your dimples are too drunk. Oh, this noise pollution has disturbed my heart rhythm.

Recording: Oh, yes, it's good. The buzz has improved.

B: Sister, you are crazy. I am learning to sing for you.

Oh, anything else?

B: Still drinking.

Recording: (loudly striking the table) What, it's really a die hard Rowen hero.

B: I ordered two bottles of beer in a small shop in the country, and I was still sipping.

Recording: Well, anything else?

You want to hit me.

Recording: (thumping loudly) What, the sky is shaking, old problems and occupational diseases have all broken out. There seems to be no rule of law in this hospital, so I have to go to Xiangya and join Concord.

B: Sister, I haven't done it yet. I was so angry that I shouldered him, but he was really a male tiger. Sister, don't be a tigress.

Ok, you give him the phone, and I'll tell him to go to Sheikh to treat the old and occupational diseases.

Woman: Brother Hu, come quickly. This is your phone.

A: (quickly walks out of the shop and laughs at B) I said your boy is very smart. He used to be "three hands". When have you ever clipped my cell phone?

R: Hey, kid, there are no "three hands". Who has your mobile phone?

A: (immediately becoming very honest) Oh, it's Sister Qing.

Recording: Hum.

A: Oh, it's Sister Wu. It's a tiger. Tell me about it.

Recording: Hum.

Oh, it's not a tiger, it's a mouse joking with Tom.

Record: (strike the table) Make up a wonderful story.

A: (looking at the phone carefully, keeps hitting his mouth) Oh, I'm not telling the truth. I hit my mouth. I was wrong about someone else. I should call.

Recording: It's impolite to drink while driving.

A: (Holding his hand on the phone and B) Villains, traitors and spies. (B does evasive action), (rushes to the woman again) Fox, green snake, female spy, Tuotuo. (The woman is very wronged, covers her face with her hand and flinches.)

Record: What, I hope the female fox, the green snake.

A: No, tigers eat cattle, sheep, dogs and pigs, but they never bite snakes and foxes. I made two new friends in a small shop in the country, asked for two bottles of beer and talked nonsense about foxes, green snakes, meatballs and female spies.

Recording: (slamming the table, harsh voice) Old habits, occupational diseases have all broken out, does one's fingers itch?

A: (Holding the phone in his backhand, he rushes to B) Qin Gui and Wang Jingwei, the father of the tiger. (This tiger is Lin's nickname) (On the phone) I always remember to drive politely. Harmony is the most important. You should do it when you should, and you shouldn't sleep when you should.

Record: angry, glaring, strong, overbearing, others will be angry when they see it. Do you know who is angry today? He is my own brother. Our hospital can't treat you. You can go to Xiangya Concord for treatment. If it's all right, you can go to our hospital for reexamination. If it is not good, then continue treatment. (Shut down loudly)

A: Oh, oh, (patting his head and walking around) The flood rushed to the Longwang Temple and released Yamakaji, and the tiger had nowhere to hide. (walks up to B) Dude, dude, this kid is as blind as a bat. (B ignores) (walks up to the woman) Sister, you see the tiger is so pitiful. (woman ignores) (goes to B again) friend, brother.

, you see what to do. (B still ignores it) (Go to a woman again) Tuotuo is the smartest and beautiful Tuotuo is the best at solving acne.

Woman: (smiling) The tiger became a mouse. What are pimples afraid of? You apologize first. I can't. I'll help you solve your acne later.

A: (walks to B) Brother, the tiger is rude today. There is also a hibiscus king in my car. I threw it to you as an apology, okay?

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