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I cheated on my cheating sister.

Wu looked at her sister's bleeding and stained the white sheets. She fainted for a moment. Sister's suicide was such an accident, but she fully understood her sister's feelings.

My sister was the best since she was a child. Her grades, looks and IQ were completely ruined by Wu. But being surrounded by praise from an early age didn't make my sister confident. On the contrary, her self-confidence is just a protective shell that wraps her fragile heart. She can't stand a little injustice and failure. Her pride is her protective color.

So, when my sister learned that her perfect lover had become a liar, she collapsed. After she called the police, the swindler only refunded the stolen money and fine, and there was no other punishment. My sister committed suicide. She said, shouldn't her cheated feelings be compensated?

Wu agrees with her sister, and should let that damn liar taste the taste of being cheated!

Wu looked at himself in the mirror, some trance. She has never been so dressed up.

She only knows that her sister Wu Dangdang is a beauty, but she doesn't look like it at all, and she is not even worthy to be a green leaf for Wu Dangdang. But I didn't expect that I was not so ugly.

Wu recalled that her sister said she liked spaghetti best. They first met in that Italian restaurant, and then they fell in love at first sight. Well, I'll wait for him at that restaurant.

In fact, Wu's tricks don't have that IQ at all. Don't say you are going to cheat a liar, even if you cheat a child, it is easy to be exposed.

So when Wu really waited for that, she backed out in her mind.

But the thought of love rat at large makes my sister feel terrible pain, and my heart hurts like a knife. Even if you can't fool him, disgust him!

Wu took a deep breath and got up and started walking towards it. I deliberately put the prepared ring on love rat's desk. I didn't expect it to be too accurate, so I threw it directly into love rat's coffee.

"ah!" Wu panicked. This is her sister's diamond ring. It's not broken, is it? In fact, all her clothes today are her sister's. She doesn't know any brands, but she knows they are all expensive luxury brands.

Picked up the ring dropped in the coffee, glanced at Wu again and smiled. It's the kind of smile that hunters have when they see their prey.

"It seems that your diamond ring is more predestined friends with me. Let me help you clean it up briefly. " The gentleman called the waiter and ordered a cup of coffee for Wu.

If Wu didn't know that he was a liar, he would definitely suspect that he was trying to cheat the diamond ring by changing the bag.

"That will trouble you." Wu didn't expect this to be in such a hurry to carry out "business". It seems that my previous anxiety is unnecessary.

Love rat introduced himself. "My name is Gussie. What's this lady's name? "

"Ding Na" Wu chose a pseudonym because he was afraid that his name would remind him of his sister's name.

"Should I call you Nana or Tintin?"

Wu choked on his coffee. Wu Dingding was startled when she suddenly heard someone calling her name.

"Let's go to Ding Na."

"Well, I'll call you Nana."

The two of them chatted with each other. Wu is always afraid to reveal too much about himself, so he always asks and seldom answers.

After chatting, Ge's mobile phone WeChat Wu has been saved.

"Nana, I cleaned up your diamond ring and returned it to you. However, I always feel that your temperament and clothes don't match. If I have time, I'd be happy to go shopping with you. I have a good eye. "

Wu was scared out in a cold sweat. Does he know these clothes? You shouldn't. These are newly bought by Dangdang recently. I don't think Gersch has seen it.

"Well, we'll see you another day. You have my phone number anyway. " Wu doesn't know what to say to keep his appetite alive. After all, I haven't even been in a relationship.

Ge showed eight neat little white teeth, which made Wu dumbfounded. No wonder a man with rich love experience like my sister fell into his trap. His smile is really charming.

Soon, Ge Xi asked Wu out again. Wu lamented: I must have just paid back the money I cheated my sister, so now I want to do it for myself quickly.

Ge accompanied Wu to the mall to choose clothes for her. Two people eat, watch movies and go to a bar.

I have to say that Gersch was born according to the standard of perfect boyfriend. Gentle, considerate, humorous and rich. Most importantly, he is handsome. Can satisfy all girls' fantasies.

Wu has always been very upset. Although it is very cooperative with Gussie, I don't know if it is right.

Ge and Wu come out of the bar. GeXi ZuiYan hazy looking at awake wu. In fact, Wu is really afraid that he can't drink well. To tell the truth, he was drunk again and didn't touch a drop of wine.

"Nana, you are special."

Wu was shocked and asked guiltily, "What's so special?"

"I think you are different from them."

"who?" Are those the girls he cheated on?

"Nana, actually, I've been in a particularly bad mood recently." Ge put Wu's shoulder on her slender arm and put all his weight on Wu.

"Tonight, go to my house or your house?" The world is blindfolded and the temptation is endless.

"Why do you want to go?" Wu didn't react at the moment, and then he saw Gexi's eyes and felt a swing in his heart. Is that what you mean?

"ah! Ha ha ha ~ I, uh, ha ha ha, I know, I just, ha ha ha "Wu tried to hide his embarrassment of understanding such an explicit topic, so he clapped his hands and laughed.

As we all know, Wu doesn't pretend to understand, and he feels so cute in Ge's eyes.

Gussie touched Wu's head and said, "Our Nana is ok, but a little silly."

Wu heard Gusi's evaluation of himself and wanted to hit the wall. Stupid? Yes, I just want to lie to a liar!

"By the way, what did you want to tell me just now? You said you were in a bad mood? " Wu still refused to give up and tried to save something.

Ge pinched Wu's face and smiled softly. "Nothing, it's getting late, I'll take you home."

Wu is not afraid of Gersey sending himself home. After all, she doesn't live with her sister. However, at the moment, she is shrouded in failure. Like a frosted eggplant, I can't lift my spirits.

"No, I'll just go back by myself." Wu Dingding hung his head and took two steps.

"Nana"

Ng Wui overdo, only to see the complex expression in Gussie's eyes.

"Later, don't trust men easily! If you have a boyfriend, take it out and I will check it for you. "

In Wu's surprised eyes, Ge Xi took a taxi to leave alone. Wu looked up at the sky and sighed. She was about to cry. She is really a complete failure.

It turned out that Wu thought that his revenge plan was like this, and it ended before it started. Unexpectedly, Gussie still chats with her on the phone every day and occasionally goes out to meet.

But the obvious feeling is that Gersch is not the same as when he first met him. No, exactly, it should be a completely different person. Did he change his strategy?

Ge and Wu came to the dock and bought a bag of canned beer and side dishes. So they sat on the floor and looked at the vast sea and the bright galaxy.

"Ah, I haven't seen such a beautiful starry sky for a long time!" Ge Xi seems to say with emotion.

Wu also likes the night by the sea. She took off her shoes and let them hang barefoot on the sea. Open a can of beer, bump into a glass with Gersch, and drink it off.

The sea breeze messed up Wu's soft hair. Ge stared blankly at Wu's flying hair.

Wu doesn't know why Gexi suddenly changed from an idol drama to a diaosi funny drama. And more and more grounded, more and more worried.

Is it because Gussie found that she didn't have the temperament of being rich at all, so she changed her tactics? If so, it's really sad.

"You say, what is life?" Recently, Ge often talks with Wu about life, the universe and world peace.

"Life is to live!" Wu smacked his mouth and casually replied.

"yes! That's great. People have to live! Life is worse than death! Is it still life when people are gone? You have to kill people! "

Wu Dingding is used to Ge's intermittent drunkenness. I don't know why. Compared with the previous warm men, Wu Dingding felt that such Ge Xi was very real and distressing.

"I! Gussie. Actually, it's nothing You have no idea how dirty I used to be! I hate myself! Nana, before I met you, I hated women! "

Ge Shi's eyes were filled with tears. What was his past like? Dirty? The woman who hates it? Wu suddenly wanted to know the man in front of him.

"Nana! I dare not tell you, for I am afraid that if I tell you, you will never talk to me again. " Gussie is so self-righteous.

Wu Dingding grabbed Gersch's arm and didn't want him to drink any more, but he also wanted to give him some strength. She never knew that decadent Gersch was so deadly attractive.

"Ding Na! You pity me! Have pity on me? I don't want your pity! " Called Wu back to reality.

What is she doing? In front of this love rat is a liar who deceived his sister into committing suicide! People as smart as my sister have been cheated by him! My own level is not enough for people to have a rare tooth sacrifice. It is estimated that if it weren't for revenge, he would have been cheated by his specious trick.

Wu calmed down. She decided to make a last-ditch effort tonight. If you don't succeed, you're dead In a word, I can't be with him anymore, or I'm really moved and cheated by him like my sister. Isn't that a joke!

"What's your pity? How pitiful can I be? " Pretend to be pathetic, who wouldn't!

Gussie looked at Wu, who nervously took a sip of wine.

"How are you pitiful?"

"A few days ago, my sister was cheated and cheated out of 200,000. Then my sister became mentally ill and committed suicide a while ago. I want to give her 200 thousand, just say that the liar has been found and I want my money back. But where can I borrow this 200,000? "

Wu Dingding didn't dare to look at Gussie when he said this. She was afraid that he would see his nervousness and guilt.

"Who lied to your sister?"

When Wu Dingding saw Ge's question, he felt a little guilty. "I don't know, I knew I was cheated in business."

"Oh, let me do something for you."

Ge stopped asking and Song Wu breathed a sigh of relief. As for what he said about finding a way for himself, Wu didn't expect it. In fact, Wu just wants to end this ridiculous game quickly. She can't beat this senior liar at all.

But things are always unexpected.

Wu looked at the bank card on the table doubtfully. Ge said that there is 200,000 here, so lend it to her first. You can pay it back in installments if you want. My interest is to treat him to a delicious meal once a month.

Wu Dingding swallowed and said, "If 200,000 says you can lend me, you can lend me? Aren't you afraid that I will lie to you? "

Ge reached out and knocked Wu's head. Some coquetry said, "With your IQ, you still want to lie to me?"

So it's easy to succeed? Why are you so insecure and uncomfortable?

That's what it feels like to lie. People who can be deceived by her should trust her.

Isn't it sad to cheat people who trust you? Wu took the card and cried at home. How she wanted to question Ge Xi like this!

Ge is called Wu. "It's time to pay the first interest. Buy beer and side dishes and wait for me at the dock. "

Wu hesitated and went anyway. On the way to Wu, I kept persuading myself to go back. Don't all swindlers succeed, and then they stop interacting with the victims out of thin air? But my legs seemed to be out of control, so I came to the dock.

Wu looked at the familiar and unfamiliar figure facing the sea and facing away from himself. Under the dim light of the dock at night, Ge seemed to blend into the scenery, which fascinated Wu.

"Today, I want to tell you something about my past. Don't talk yet. I finally got up the courage to tell you. Don't interrupt me. " When Gussie said this, he dared not look at Wu.

"I am an orphan. I grew up like a girl. Boys always bully me. I was adopted when I was ten years old, but my adoptive father died within two years. Then, I was adopted by my adoptive father's sister, a disgusting woman covered in fat! " At this point, Gersho's eyes glared, as if talking about the enemy who killed his father.

"That woman, let me know what is the devil wears Prada!" Even if Gussie didn't say it so bluntly, Wu instantly understood the treatment he might encounter from his tightly clenched fist and the arm where the veins stood out suddenly and violently. Wu's heart followed closely.

"After graduating from college, I finally got rid of her. However, I met my first boss again, an ugly woman who dressed herself up beautifully! Is my description contradictory? Actually, it's not contradictory at all. Her inner ugliness makes her look delicate and her face looks like a mask! You must be curious about what she did to me, right? In fact, she is much better than the devil wears Prada. She just let me. "

"You must look down on me now? I used to be so dirty! " This is the second time Gussie mentioned that she is not clean. For the first time, Wu thought he was dirty because he thought he was cheating. Unexpectedly, he experienced such pain.

"What's even worse is that I finally got rid of the female boss and started to cheat! Lie to those equally dirty women! There are only two kinds of them, one is the devil wears Prada, and the other is the ugly girl who dresses up beautifully! They all think they can control me, and I will fall in love with them! Don't be silly, unless you let me die! "

Gelsey was in tears. He seemed to be venting all his forbearance and anxiety over the years. Finally, when she was tired of crying, Gussie fell asleep on Wu's lap. Sleep soundly.

Wu doesn't know what his mood is. She doesn't even know if she sympathizes with Gussie. Sympathize with a liar? This seems a bit ridiculous.

However, she really wanted to tell Gussie the truth, very much.

The next day, ask Wu to call him out. Ge Xi has some uneasy feelings.

"Nana, I don't know if you understand what I said yesterday? I have had such a disgraceful history. If I want to be with you, will you accept me? "

Wu's heart is beating violently, as if jumping with the dance steps of riverdance.

"I don't know what's gotten into me. From the second time we met, I could see that you were different from them. You are pure and kind. You are so beautiful, I don't think I deserve you. However, I really can't let you go, so I am willing to wash my hands of it, never lie again, and live with you wholeheartedly. Will you accept me? "

Wu's heartbeat steps gradually slowed down, as if to stop.

"Gussie, actually, my name is not Ding Na. My name is Wu, and I am Wu Dangdang's sister. "

Finally, Wu ran home crying. Recall what they said at that time:

"I'm here for revenge. My sister was tricked into attempting suicide. "

"You mean, you lied to me about that ugly girl who was beautifully dressed?"

"My sister is not what you said!"

"Do you know her?"

Ge's lonely eyes finally stimulated Wu. He is a liar. Why should he feel that the whole world is drunk and he is the only one who wakes up? He is a liar. Why should he ask for sympathy? He is a liar, why should he tell the truth to himself!

Wu can only paralyze himself with victory. When she handed Wu Dang Ge's 200,000 bank card, Wu Dangdang exploded on the spot. Find Gussie angrily and throw the card on Gussie. "First you lied to me, and now you humiliate me? How could you let Wu be cheated by that fool? are you in love with her? Why would she? I can't compare with her! "

Catch up with Wu, looking at the scene in front of me, but my ears echoed with yesterday's words:

"My sister is not what you said!"

"Do you know her?"

Wu Dingding thought that she and gelsey would never meet again. Unexpectedly, Ge Xi came to see Wu.

Gussie is carrying two suitcases and a big backpack. Although his eyes are bloodshot and his mouth is stubble, he is still so handsome. If he hadn't experienced those vicissitudes, maybe you could live a happy life.

"I'm leaving," Gersch said.

? "Where to?"

? "Anywhere, go to a place where others can forget me and I can forget them and start over."

"Well, very good." Wu lowered his head and twisted his clothes with his hands.

"I won't forget you. You let me see the beauty in life. I am willing to work hard for your beauty and come back to you when I am qualified to stand by you! "

Ge's words made Wu's tears fall to the ground.

"Nana ... no, it's Tintin. Sorry, I used to be a liar. "

Actually, it's Wu who should be sorry. After all, Ge Xi never cheated Wu, but Wu cheated Ge Xi.

"Ding Ding, will you wait for me?"

"I don't know." Wu doesn't want to give him any promises, and he doesn't want any promises. Between them, maybe it was a mistake from the beginning.

"I see."

Wu Dingding looked at the distant figure of Ge Xi, and the morning sun fell on him, dyed into a halo. She won't forget him, the liar she cheated!