Knife joke

There is an old neighbor in our family, and life is always very happy. Every family member is humorous and can make the neighbor laugh every day. This is really a clown of five!

One of the family members-Grandpa. Although their grandfather is 80 years old, he is actually a master of cold jokes like a child of 10, nicknamed "Laughing King".

He once told me a cold joke. He said, "A sheep squatted in a pigsty and typed a four-character word." Me: "Birds of a feather flock together, birds of a feather flock together?" Grandpa: "Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's the frustration of yin and yang "(a sheep squats wrong). "I smiled coldly, but he smiled and said," We ordinary people are so happy today! "

There's nothing I can do about him. Grandpa Wang, will you stop fooling me?

This grandfather's wife-grandma, grandma is not only funny, but also has a strange surname-South Gate. Isn't that weird?

Grandma Nanmen's knife is very good and cuts vegetables quickly.

Once, I asked my grandmother, "You are good at cutting vegetables quickly. Why? " I made a small Shenyang appearance at the Spring Festival Evening the year before last, and my tone was the same as that of small Shenyang.

Grandma said, "I am good at fencing because I helped my family cut firewood when I was a child." I cut vegetables quickly because I am Allegro. How fast the pace of things in your hand is! "

I said, "Grandma, you are really joking. It's really a' laughing star' (Nanmen Grandma's nickname).

I won't praise such a dozen bamboo boards. Let's praise the father of this family. What happened to him? Listen to my compliment and you'll understand.

The above is my own Allegro. Speaking of their father, his surname is Liu. He is a singer (uncle Liu's nickname).

The singer has been singing all the time, because he loves singing, and he has not been rated as an "advanced worker" for several years in a row.

I recorded it: Uncle Liu likes to sing "The Moon Represents My Heart" on his way to work, "Huluwa" on his way home, and "There is still love after death" during his lunch break; I like to sing "Watch me change into 72" at dinner (I'm really worried that he will choke when eating) ... It's not complete, and statistics are needed.

They have an elf-Shuai Shuai. Yes, he is the son of a singer.

This hooligan is a "know-it-all", and he can answer any questions he asks.

Once, I asked him, "How did the cosmic black hole form?"

Shuai Shuai: "A black hole in the universe is a person who knocks a hole in the universe with his hand and then gets a black rag behind him."

I am surprised that Shuai Shuai can use the word "Tao" at the age of three. Shuai Shuai's imagination is too rich. Know-it-all (Shuai Shuai's nickname) is a man who knows everything, because he knows everything.

Aunt Qian is Shuai Shuai's mother. She is a detective. Nicknamed "Sherlock Holmes"

Another feature of Holmes' money is that whenever something happens to someone's family, she runs faster than a rabbit.

Once, the singer stole a chicken leg with a knowledgeable person. As soon as he got home, the know-it-all said to Vermont, "I didn't eat chicken legs."

Holmes thought for a moment and said, "Good boy, dare to play with me. There is no money here, and you lied to me again. Do you think you can fool me? " You ... "

Look at this family. One is the sneer king, one is a comedian, one is a singer, one is knowledgeable person, and the other is a detective. Their family can be called a micro-society.