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What are the interesting things in NBA?

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On the way back after the bobcats' game.

The bus broke down, but in desperation, the team could only contact a large taxi, stuffed all more than 20 big men in and reluctantly transported them back to the windy city overnight. But the next day, when the whole team returned to the United Center to prepare for training, the coach suddenly realized that all the training balls were still in the belly of the bus that broke down.

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In the home game against Magic, Rasheed Wallace accidentally stepped on a pile of soft and thin things, which turned out to be "shit" left by a little pug. The game had to be postponed for 3 minutes to clean up the excrement, but Wallace, who changed shoes and fought again, only got 5 points in the second half.

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In the game with the eagles, there was a super joke, six people hit five people. After the game was suspended in the third quarter, the game played for a long time, and the referee suddenly found out that,

It is not five people who play ball on the court, but six people. The whistle sounded in haste,

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It's really hard to get. This incident caught the Pacers off guard, but the Hawks fell behind 48-56 in the first half. In the third quarter, they took advantage of the chaos of the pedestrians to counterattack 27- 15. In the fourth quarter, the walkers still didn't "wake up". They were defeated by the eagle 29-23, and finally lost to the eagle 94-0/4.

On the court, the omnipotent "Flash" can't even look at the car under his nose. On March 9, 2006, all eight tires on his two cars were stolen by Mr. Liang. The results of the field investigation made the Wade couple laugh and cry. Thieves are not afraid to wake Wade. While they were stealing, the sirens of two cars screeched. But because Wade is visiting tonight,

In the game, in the difficult situation of falling behind by 25 points, they completed a big reversal with 30 points, 6 rebounds and 3 steals. They were too tired. Because they slept too late with excitement, Mr. and Mrs. Wade didn't hear the sound of the car alarm and let the thief unload the tire calmly.

April 1 day, 2006 is April Fool's Day in American local time.

A message was posted:

(Blog) I have been in contact with the defense experts on the team.

Signed a six-year, $54 million contract, which was not confirmed by Dawson, the general manager of the rocket. Finally, it proved to be an April Fool's prank, which was always rigorous.

Played a sense of humor and targeted rockets and jokes.

6. At the last minute of the Clippers-Hornets game,

The coach designed cover tactics for 18 rookie Krolov and 12 veteran Wimbeck. According to the arrangement, Krolov will use Baker's block to draw the bottom line, and then pass the ball to Baker, who is back in the low position, so that he can end the attack. As a result, Dick Rohloff didn't listen to the coach and passed the ball to singleton. During the timeout, the coach asked him why, and he explained to the coach that he didn't know who Baker was.

He angrily pointed to a few steps away from Baker, and G Rohloff was dumbfounded. "Isn't that Winnie?" (Baker's name is Winnie in the team), but he doesn't know that Winnie was the famous Wimbeck!

7. In order to decompress his players, Heat coach Riley unexpectedly rushed into the locker room of the Heat and performed a 15 minute personal dance in front of him. At that time, he even accompanied his own dance, humming the classic "Listen".

To the Music. His dance obviously worked, and the Heat beat the Pistons in that game.

8. jim clark is a famous senior referee in the league. His punishment has always been thorough, but once, he could not punish a person for his offense, because this person was not within his jurisdiction, and what made him more depressed was that the victim was himself. In the Nets-Magic game, at the beginning of the third quarter, a skilled performer of the home team kicked Clark in the head while doing a back flip, which caused the old referee to lie on the ground for several minutes and could not move. Finally, he had to be helped out of the court for treatment. This unexpected situation led to only two referees enforcing the law at a time.

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In a star softball charity match organized by McGrady, he was electrocuted while resting in the rest area at one end of the field, because the power supply of the water dispenser leaked. He went into shock on the spot and was immediately taken to hospital by ambulance. Fortunately, after the rescue, he was out of danger and was discharged soon, without any serious problems.

10. Suns point guard Nash suddenly cut off his signature long hair and shaved his head in the summer, which surprised many people. When fans were wondering whether the reason why he shaved his head was to cut his hair, Nash revealed the reason for shaving his head in a TV program. It turned out that he and his wife bet that Italy would win the World Cup, and if Italy won the championship, he would shave his head, and the result was like this.