Who can help, tell a joke, make the person I love smile, and wait online ~ ~

1, Nana picked a partner among a group of men, turned around, shook her head with a sigh and left.

Vega: "None of them are satisfied, haha ..."

He Jiong: "OK, friends, here I recommend a way not to be rejected, that is, no one chooses."

2. He Jiong (talking about Nana): a womanizer. I tell you, she (Nana) is obviously in love and never admits it, but in case she meets a better man, she can choose again.

Everyone: Wow. .

Nana: He Laoshi, since you put it that way. ...

He Jiong: Then admit it! ?

Nana: You, you, since you say so, let me talk about your marriage. Obviously married privately, but never admitted it. I want to get married again.

Vega: No, no, no, don't discuss this topic again, lest you take my child out!

(This passage is of course a joke. )

3. He Jiong: "It seems that getting married at noon means getting married. If there is a happy event in the evening, it is a second marriage. "

Nana: "Really? Then I'll get married at noon even if I get married for the second time. Just tell others that I am married. "

He Jiong exclaimed: "You got married for the second time!"

4. Nana said something wrong when sending her blessing to the guests, and He Jiong saved the scene.

Nana: "... so I also hope you and your wife can get along well." I hope you ... "

He Jiong: "Once someone got married, she went up and sang' Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness'".

5. On behalf of the class, He Jiong presided over the Nana Music Concert. Shortly after the performance began. ...

He Jiong: "... My concert was so successful that it was told as a much-told story."

Nana: "I also succeeded this time."

He Jiong; "Haven't started to do is successful? Ok, thanks for watching, we will see you next time! "

Nana: "There should be no one who has never heard of' pineapple jackfruit'! You know there was a foreigner when I went to Europe two days ago ... "

He Jiong: "You've been a happy camp. Tell me clearly when you went to Europe. "

Nana (singing): "In the dream ..."

He Jiong: "You can usually answer in Oufeng Street, the window of the world."

7. Nana wants to go to the scene to watch the premiere of the movie Seven Swords.

He Jiong: "... If it doesn't work again, you can try to let you meet Director Tsui Hark through me, that is, through my personal relationship. He may not know that there are actresses like you in China. "

Nana: "Really! Eight swords in the next play are looking for me ... "

He Jiong: "Eight swords are impossible, but eight rings are possible."

8. Nana: "My mother told me …" Boss: "Why does your mother say so much?"

Nana: "My mother told me that when I was eighteen, I would meet a vegetable seller with fake legs. I want to buy a radish and an onion. He is the happiness of my life. "

He Jiong: "My father told me that when I was thirty-two, I would meet a woman to buy food. I must sell her a radish and give her an onion, otherwise, she will haunt me for life! "

9. Nana: Up to now, the audience watching Happy Camp has exceeded 2.2 billion.

He Jiong: One day Nana will let aliens watch our program.

10, I don't want this champion, I want these friends! .

I'm not a champion! I'm not a champion. Who is? I can make new friends! I am the only champion.

1 1, Chun Wu's name is Nana: Butterfly.

Xie Nahui: Just call me Hua.

12, Nana: You are so unmanly.

Yes, you are the most manly person in the audience.

13, He Laoshi said something happy.

Jason: My mother has a little dog named Xiaopi. It has four puppies.

He Laoshi: That's what makes little girls happy.

14, Xiaojie: I want to be smart.

Nana: You really shouted this out, and then the distant sky replied, I can't do it.

Nana: I know I am the goddess in your mind.

He Laoshi: You are not a goddess, you are a female nerve!

16, He Laoshi: "Just because you are thin, are you a doctor?"

He Laoshi: "I stand behind the doctor, I am a' postdoctoral' ..."

17. Nana: At first, some people said that I looked like Nicole Kidman. Later, I proved that I am Nana, I am me, and I am not Nicole Kidman!

He Laoshi: You are not Nicole Kidman after all.

18. Haitao: "Look into my eyes"

He Laoshi: "I can't see it ~"

19. A guest asked Nana, "Why is your face so red?"

Nana said, "Because of her popularity."

20. Allegro said by the girl who graduated from the Chinese Department of the Golden Daughter group: playing on the bamboo board, and listening to me for a short time point to point.

This is my program. ...

Nana didn't respond after listening. It took a long time to laugh: I have been standing on this stage for more than 70 years, and I was fooled for the first time!

He Jiong: A hypocritical woman. ...............

2 1. He Laoshi asked Peter Ho: What kind of girls do you like? For example, Jia Wei doesn't like crazy girls very much. "

Jia Wei: "Yes, I don't like crazy girls very much."

We can't help focusing on Nana.

Nana: "Don't think I'm crazy outside. I was surprised to play the guzheng and write poems at home. . . . . . "(deliberately acting rather arrogant)

He Laoshi: If Nana is really like this at home, then she is completely crazy!

22. Nana: I brought you a present.

Charmaine Sheh: What gift?

Nana: Hoo-hoo-hoo-darts! ! !

Also, Nana's Allegro:

You're jealous that my arms are thicker than yours,

Jealous that my eyes are smaller than yours,

Jealous that I didn't graduate from primary school, didn't-finished-graduated!

Nana: Yo, there are three beautiful women on the stage (snickering ~)

23.5566: After seeing Nana's performance, I really want Nana's phone number!

Happy family and audience: Oh! ......

5566: drag her into the forbidden language, and then I won't answer it! !

24. Nana: I have really grown up. 18 years, no one dares to compare with me.

Wang Renfu: Are you sure? I'm just curious about which brand of skin care products you use. Do not use them in the future.

25. In the last issue of Happy Boys, there was a singing session with water. Nana and Jason were a group.

He Laoshi said: What are you singing, dear? The moon represents my heart, bangs chop firewood, and both husband and wife go home? How about singing Love Freedom, which is familiar to everyone?

Jason. . . . . spray water

26. In the issue of Jason and the Birds, after Jason talked about his fame, many girls went to the snack bar opened by Jason's mother to eat rice noodles in order to get autographs, and Jason's mother gave them all away for free. He Laoshi and Nana performed a scene in which Jason's mother met a star. For the first time, before Nana could speak, He Laoshi said, "Oh, it's Nana!" Nana said, "Wait a minute, I am a little star." After the second performance, Nana said, "Hello, Aunt, I'm Xiaoxing." He Laoshi said, "What is Jason's title song?" Nana couldn't answer. He Laoshi said, "You can't answer. You're not a little star. Let's go ... "

27. He Laoshi: After the last program, many viewers called and asked: Is Nana a man or a woman? ! Today I must clarify: Nana is indeed a man! ! !

VanNess Wu: "No way, why is my son so short?"

Nana: "We don't lack He Jiong, but we crouched in He Jiong ... He Jiong stood up ..." Then Jia Wei lifted He Jiong.

29. Orfila: Three frogs!

Land Rover: 1 Leg

Nana: Help! What strange three frogs! They only have 1 leg! ! ! ! ! ! ! !