Examples of jokes or bad consequences caused by mistakes in writing or reading Chinese characters.

I don't know if this counts: 1, the bowl fell, and it was a big scar.

2. When I was a child, my sister asked me what time it was, and I replied: three poles (half past three)!

Once, I weighed myself at home and asked my boyfriend, how much is 47 kilograms?

4. The first thing I used to say when I went back to the dormitory was, "Did anyone call me ..."

When I was in high school, my classmates and I went to a restaurant. I ordered a few dishes, but I still want to add something. I was going to say scrambled eggs with tomatoes. I don't know what happened, but what I blurted out turned out to be-tomatoes fried with tomatoes. The boss thought for a long time. ...

6. Once I had dinner with my cousin at home, I accidentally poured the soup and used up all the tissues. Cousin shouted "Hurry up, hurry up, go to the toilet paper".

7. When something at the same table falls to the ground, bend down to pick it up and occasionally step on it with your feet. Unexpectedly, I stepped on his hand, and he was furious: "Dare to step on my foot? ! "

8, a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull!