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Who was the first hero in Sui and Tang Dynasties?

There is no doubt that the hero who ranks first is Li Yuanba.

When Li Yuanba was a child, she accidentally broke the tableware when eating. Playing with others, accidentally pushing and touching others will kill people. Both adults, children and soldiers with high kung fu skills were killed by Li Yuanba.

Li Yuan had a headache for Li Yuanba, so he had to put Li Yuanba in a cage, and when he came out of the cage, he had to lock a few hundred pounds of stone mill on his feet. In this way, Li Yuanba still hurts others from time to time, because his strength is too great.

In desperation, Li Yuan asked Yuan Tiangang to take Li Yuanba to the mountains to learn arts. Li Yuanba went down the mountain, but he was invincible.

Li Yuanba can eat a bucket of rice and 1 Jin of meat in one meal, which is the strength of four elephants. A pair of 8-Jin golden hammers, playing through the wind and rain. He also has a BMW? Wan Liyun? As fast as lightning, it can travel 1 thousand a day and 8 thousand at night, and it can walk 18, miles in one day and night.

Li Yuanba's record has gone against the sky, too. In the battle of Simingshan, Li Yuanba defeated the enemy's 2.3 million elite troops by himself. Li Yuanba, one man and one horse in Purple Mountain, robbed the imperial seal and killed the 1.15 million troops of the 18th Route Anti-King. Look at this record, the American atomic bomb is a joke.

Li Yuanba died in a unique way. Li Yuanba killed too many people, and God couldn't stand it anymore, so it became overcast. Li Yuanba was furious, pointing to God and cursing. I'm killing myself. Why did you turn black? Believe it or not, I'll kill you first. ? Li Yuanba threw a hammer into the sky, trying to kill it. As a result, the sky didn't die. Instead, a 4-pound hammer fell from the sky and killed Li Yuanba.

Li Yuanba, who can match the generals in Sui and Tang Dynasties? A pair of 8-Jin hammers can withstand it. If Li Yuanba lives a few more years, one person and one horse will be enough to level the world and destroy the Turks. Where there is a war, Li Yuanba will be sent to the past, and there is no need to spend money and food on the labor force. There are many heroes in Sui and Tang Dynasties, such as the six princes of the founding of the Great Sui Dynasty, the fourteen founding fathers of the Tang Dynasty, a bad king, a master, seven hermits, thirteen outstanding men, four unique, forty-six friends, four hammers, thirteen Pacific Insurance, eighteen-way anti-kings, sixty-four roads of smoke and dust, etc. The first hero is Jiang Song, also known as Luo Song, with a word of ten thousand years. Luo Yi's ex-wife, Jiang Guizhi's child, is known as the first of the four wonders, and even Li Yuanba is no match. ?