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Pony's bedtime story
A pony's bedtime story 1 A pony came to the forest to look for a job, but he ran into a wall everywhere and had to go home dejectedly.
Walking, it met a little turtle. The little turtle walked slowly. Where is it going?
When the pony asked, it turned out that its mother was ill in hospital! However, the speed of the little turtle is too slow. I don't know how many days it will take to get there, but I'm worried about the little turtle.
The pony thought for a moment and said, "Little turtle, I have an idea. Please sit on my back! " ! I'll take you to see your mother. "The little turtle is very happy.
In this way, in a short time, the pony sent the little turtle to the hospital.
Pony walks, walks. On the way, he met uncle goat. Uncle goat wants to go home, but it's getting dark. Uncle goat is old and can't walk well, so he can only walk slowly.
The pony saw it and said to Uncle Goat, "Uncle Goat, sit on my back and I'll carry you home!" " "Uncle goat listened and thanked him repeatedly. Soon, the pony sent Uncle Goat home.
From then on, the pony thought, "I can run the pony taxi business!" I not only developed my skills, but also helped others. "
Just do it, the pony's idea has been appreciated by the small animals, and the business is getting better and better!
One day, it was clear in Wan Li, Wan Li. Pony bought a banana from the banana shop.
After buying, the pony is going to buy books. Pony did as he said, so he walked leisurely to the bookstore. As they walked, the pony ate a sweet and fragrant banana. On the way, the pony threw a yellow and slippery banana peel on the ground.
At this moment, a fat pig just passed by. Suddenly, I heard a bang. Alas, the pony threw the banana peel on the road and made the pig fall.
Piglet endured the pain, stood up slowly and said to himself, "Whose banana skin is this?" It almost killed me. If it's more serious, it's possible that your ass will fall into four and a half flowers! "Pi Jie added," who is so incompetent! "
The pony heard a noise behind him and turned around. The pony saw the pig and said, "What's the matter with you, pig?" The pig said, "Who just threw the banana peel on the ground? I stepped on it and fell all over." The pony said shamefully, "I threw the banana peel on the ground. I'm sorry, piggy." Piglet said, "Never mind, Pony, don't do this next time, ok?" The pony said, "thank you, piggy, I know."
Finally, the pony finally got rid of the bad habit of littering.
A pony's bedtime story 3 On this day, a large-scale animal competition was held in the forest. In a dense forest, a deer competed with a pony and the deer won the championship. The little monkey put a wreath on the deer.
Since the deer won, the deer became proud and ate and drank at home every day. The little animals invited the deer to practice running. The deer said loudly, "even if you train every day, you can only lose to me." What's the use of training every day? "
Pony trains every day. No matter in the cold winter or in the hot summer, the pony has fallen and fallen many times. Pony has been practicing like this, and finally has a strong body.
The second game has begun. As soon as the gunfire rang, the pony spread its hooves and rushed forward quickly, but the deer was left behind by the pony and fell to the ground sweating, unable to stand up. The pony won, the little monkey put a wreath on the pony, and everyone threw the pony into the air. The pony shouted happily, "I won!" " ……"
Later, the pony went to comfort the deer and said, "Brother, you should try your best to beat me and win the championship next time." The deer said, "I must beat you and win the championship next time." "
Pony's bedtime story 4 Pony Dongdong is a curious baby, don't believe you:
One day, Ma Xiao Dongdong came to the road, looked up and found a row of birds standing on the telephone pole. It feels strange. Why are people afraid of electricity, but birds are not afraid at all, and they will not get an electric shock when standing on a telephone pole?
Ma Xiao Dongdong decided to ask a clear question. He came to consult Grandpa Goat, the cleverest goat in the forest.
"Knock, knock!" Xiaoma Dongdong knocked on the door politely. Grandpa goat opened the door. When he saw it was a pony Dongdong, he smiled and said, "It's Dongdong! Why are you here? "
Dongdong told Uncle Goat about his problem.
Hearing this, Uncle Goat touched the glistening beard and said:
"This is because the electricity generated by the power plant flows out from one line and then flows back to the power plant through another line. The outgoing line is called the live line, and the return line is called the ground line.
When it touches these two lines at the same time, it will form a path with these two lines, so that the current is unimpeded and people will be charged. Birds only stand on one wire, and other parts of their bodies don't touch another wire, so they won't get an electric shock! "
Dongdong said happily: "So that's it! I see, thank you, Uncle Goat! "
Pony's bedtime story 5 Pony follows the horse to eat grass on the grass every day. The grass is so beautiful that the pony often lingers and refuses to leave, so the pony leaves last and goes home alone. Every time the pony finally leaves, its parents are afraid of an accident, scaring it and saying, "There is a big bad wolf living on the grass, eating the pony. It's too dangerous for you to fall behind alone. " Pay attention next time, keep up with the team, and you can't walk alone. "And the pony always takes mom and dad's words as" one ear goes in and the other ear goes out "
Unfortunately, the pony once met a wolf when he came home alone. The wolf looked at the pony greedily. The pony escaped from the wolf's clutches because he was not far from the horse and was familiar with the terrain here.
The pony came home, panting and thinking, This wolf is so hateful. I want to "exorcise the demons" for the horses.
The pony saw the hunter set a wolf trap on the grass, so he thought of a plan.
The pony came to the grass and drew the wolf out. The pony pretended to eat grass and slowly came to the wolf trap, circling first and then bypassing the wolf trap. The wolf stopped in front of the trap, and the pony swore at the trap. The wolf became more and more angry and let out a long howl. Suddenly, the wolf, willy-nilly, rushed to the pony involuntarily, and with a click, the wolf's leg was caught by the wolf and could not move at all. At night, the hunter came to the trap and killed the wolf.
The wolf said to the pony before he died, "It was not your pony that defeated me, but this hateful wolf trap."
Pony's bedtime story 6 Pony's parents had told him that there was a wolf living on the grassland, but Pony still came home late, and then he met the wolf. Fortunately, Pony's wit can save the day, but he is not always so lucky. Therefore, children should listen to their parents. When they are really in danger, they must actively find ways to minimize the danger.
Pony's bedtime story 7 Pony and his mother live by a beautiful river covered with green grass. Except when my mother crosses the river to deliver food to the village across the river, it always follows her.
I'm very happy. Time flies.
One day, mother called the pony to her side and said, "Pony, you are old enough to help your mother." Take this bag of grain to the village across the river today. "
The pony agreed with great pleasure. It came to the river with food on its back. But there is no bridge on the river, so we have to wade across by ourselves. I don't know how deep the river is. The indecisive pony looked up and saw Uncle Niu eating grass not far away. Pony rushed over and asked, "Uncle Niu, do you know the depth of that river?"
Uncle Niu stood tall and said with a smile, "Not deep, not deep. Only for my calf. " The pony happily ran back to the river, ready to wade across the river. As soon as I took my legs, I suddenly heard a voice saying, "Pony, Pony, don't go down. This river is very deep. " The pony looked down and it turned out to be a little squirrel. The little squirrel cocked its beautiful tail, opened its round eyes and said seriously:
"One of my friends accidentally fell into the river two days ago and the river swept it away." Pony doesn't know. Uncle Niu said the river was shallow, and the little squirrel said the river was deep. What can we do? I have to go back and ask my mother.
Mother Ma saw the pony come back with her head down and food on her back from a distance. He thought it must be in trouble, so he greeted the pony and asked him. Pony cried and told her mother what Uncle Niu and Little Squirrel said. Mother comforted the pony and said, "Never mind, let's go and have a look."
The pony and his mother came to the river again. Mother asked the pony to test the depth of the river this time. The pony carefully tried to wade across the river step by step. Oh, it understands that this river is neither as shallow as Uncle Niu said, nor as deep as Little Squirrel said. You won't know until you try it yourself.
The pony looked at his mother affectionately and said to himself, "Thank you, good mother."
Then it turned and ran to the village. I am very happy today. Do you know why?
Many small animals live in the forest. There is a pony. He is very arrogant.
One day, the pony met the puppy at the foot of the mountain.
Seeing that the puppy is thin, the pony proudly said, "You are so thin and small, dare you touch me, puppy?" You dare not touch my strong body! "
The dog said, "Small is useful."
The pony said angrily, "What's the use of being small?"
As soon as the pony finished speaking, a big stone rushed at them from the top of the mountain. On the verge of hitting them, the pony was shocked and couldn't move.
At this critical moment, the puppy tried his best to push the pony away, and then jumped away cleverly to avoid being crushed by the big stone.
The pony went to the puppy, blushing and ashamed, and said, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh at you, and I shouldn't say you are useless." Thank you very much for helping me after what I did to you. I will never do it again. "
The dog smiled and said, "it's good that you realize it." Be good friends in the future. "
Since then, the pony is no longer arrogant.
Pony's bedtime story 9 Pony is hardworking. Whenever the pony works, the mouse jumps up and bites the pony's ear, kicks its ass hard and swings around with its tail. Everyone laughed that the pony was much bigger than the mouse, but they bullied him.
The mouse became bolder and bolder, saying that the pony was just a loser. Pony was angry, thinking, this bad guy bit my ear, kicked my ass, pulled my tail, called me fine, and made everyone laugh at me and satirize me. Wait and see, I must settle accounts with you!
One day, the pony came to the mouse's house and shouted, "Brother Mouse, it's time to get up. Today, Marco takes you for a walk in the park! " The mouse was very happy after hearing this. He ran out, pulled the pony's tail and climbed up. He said, "Brother Ma, let's go!" ""all right. "The pony ran to the park and asked the mouse to come down for a walk. When they reached the pond, the pony kicked the mouse into the water with one foot.
The mouse struggled in the water and shouted, "help, help!" " "Rabbits, squirrels, foxes and gray wolves passing by don't want to save him. Why? Because he did too many bad things.
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